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[Gamercat]

1510. After every fight in the game there will be a poor peasant bystander who will scream, "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Kunari801]

David Gaider wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

229. Nathan Fillion will voice the dwarf companion and will be a love interest.

Sweet Baby Jesus, if Mr. Fillion said he'd be willing I'd write that damned dwarf myself.

LOL, I'd love to hear that Mr Fillion was a voice actor in DA:I... romanceable or not.

[Rotward]

hawkman96j wrote...

1510. After every fight in the game there will be a poor peasant bystander who will scream, "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pfthahahaha. Will the inquisitor be the last air-mage? 

Modifié par Rotward, 14 février 2014 - 12:19 .

[Gamercat]

Rotward wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

1510. After every fight in the game there will be a poor peasant bystander who will scream, "MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pfthahahaha. Will the inquisitor be the last air-mage? 

Yes. He'll also travel with a blind earth mage, a pretty water mage, and a very sarcastic warrior.

[PsychoBlonde]

1511. One of the NPC's turns out to be a god in disguise. No, not one of the companions. Some random guy in a bar somewhere. He doesn't even have a name.

[mousestalker]

1512. One of the minigames involves the PC trying to milk cows in a dairy.

1513. Oddly enough, there will be no cheese mentioned in game.

[PsychoBlonde]

1512a. "Trying" being the operative word.

[durasteel]

1512b Success at the mini-game triggers a dream cut scene later in the game, where oily shadows coalesce into a distorted vision of cows in a dairy trying to milk the PC.

[Parmida]

1514. If you want cheese, you have to trade it for your underwear with Alistair. Apparently it's a new Fereldan perversion.

You can see the sign of "WATCH YOUR UNDIES!" everywhere throughout Ferelden.


so....WATCH YOUR UNDIES! Or get cheese. who needs undies anyway when you have


----The Cheese!-----

[satunnainen]

1515. After another graphical redesign, this time under the influence of lack of sleep, the qunari have lost their horns. Instead they are wearing flowers in their hair to distinguish them from other races.

1516. The elves, after seeing the new qunari with the flowers, demand bigger flowers and go to strike.

[Gamercat]

1517. It is revealed that Morrigan is secretly trying to take over the world via weaponized skunks.

[Veloric Wu]

 1518. LEAKED: 3 Possible Endings for Dragon Age:Inquisition

(1) Side with Cassandra in a final confrontation to DESTROY all darkspawn

(2) Side with Morrigan and use blood magic to control all darkspawn

(3) Side with the Maker, the Inquisitor sacrifices himself/herself so that all of Thedas becomes darkspwan


The next Dragon Age franchise will take place before Dragon Age: Origins

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1519. The approval system will be elevated to a new level of complexity, including not only a sliding scale of 'Approve--Disapprove', but also 'Love--Hate', 'Loyal--Disdainful' and 'Kitten--Blobfish'.

[mousestalker]

1520. If your companion's approval reaches a certain level, they will sing you a song. The song voice actor will be Justin Bieber!

[Dominus]

1521. If Your Companion (whom is now possessed by Justin Bieber) is sacrificed for the Maker, your other party members will sing you a song. The song is Kalima.

Well, that escalated quickly.

[Sjpelke]

1522. If the companion is sacrificed through blood magic the companions will not only sing Kalima but will also do this dance .

Modifié par TsadeeHekate, 16 février 2014 - 01:16 .

[CybAnt1]

1521a. It has long been suspected by people that Justin Bieber is a demon. DA:I will now give people the proof.
1521b. If Justin Bieber possesses you while you are on your horse, you will constantly feel the urge to race other people on their mounts. Drunk.

[KaiserShep]

Justin Bieber comes from Shadow Canada, that dark part of Canada that's left off the map.

[PsychoBlonde]

1523. There will be regular game patches complete with release notes. 50% of the changes never make it to the release notes.

[mousestalker]

1524. In addition to dance fighting, there will be sing fighting. The player will have to bring it, a capella style.

[Gamercat]

1525. It will be discovered that blood isn't the only bodily fluid that can be used for magic.

[DRTJR]

1525.a.
Spit mages will attack the Inquisitor, most will lack the patience to beat the encounter.

[Parmida]

1525.b. Rapist mages will also attack the Inquisitor which will cause a sh*t storm in BSN.

[mousestalker]

1526. The combat system will have as an optional fighting style, the unarmed martial art of Tae Kwan Leep. You will be able to access it during cut scenes.