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[PsychoBlonde]

1527. There is a scene in which the Inquisitor returns home to find that their mabari has trapped an entire invading army in their wardrobe.
1527a.  It's a large wardrobe.
1527b.  But it only contains one outfit, what's up with that.

Modifié par PsychoBlonde, 17 février 2014 - 05:25 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1528. At one point two of the companions stop talking to each other, resulting in a sidequest where the Inquisitor spends 25 minutes telling HIM what SHE said and vice-versa.
1528a. You are allowed to get creative with what you claim the other one said.
1528b. At the end the companions either resolve their differences, attempt to murder each other, or have sex.
1528c. This isn't actually dependent upon your selections.

[TheLittleBird]

1529. Ser Pounce-A-Lot returns as the primary cause of a Veil tear in Kal-Sharok, where demons, darkspawn and Legionnaires of the Dead are locked in a threeway-battle to secure Ser's litterbox.

Modifié par TheLittleBird, 17 février 2014 - 05:29 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1528d. It's possible for one of the arguing companions to be the dog.

[KaiserShep]

TheLittleBird wrote...

1529. Ser Pounce-A-Lot returns as the primary cause of a Veil tear in Kal-Sharok, where demons, darkspawn and Legionnaires of the Dead are locked in a threeway-battle to secure Ser's litterbox.

That actually explains a lot of things. How did it escape a genlock's grasp? The Warden-Commander must have known something was wrong, which was why Anders was forced to get rid of it.

[PsychoBlonde]

1530. You no longer receive quest notices informing you that your companions would like a chat, however you DO get notices informing you that the dog needs to be taken for a walk. If you don't do this in a timely manner, the dog pees on your trophy carpet.

[Gamercat]

1531. A fifth playable race has been added! Cats!

[TheLittleBird]

hawkman96j wrote...

1531. A fifth playable race has been added! Cats!

1529a. Ser Pounce-A-Lot as mentioned in #1529 is actually another player, playing via a seamless multiplayer experience, who has invaded the player's Thedas.

Modifié par TheLittleBird, 17 février 2014 - 08:52 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1532. There will be a mini-game in which you play as a demon or a spirit and run around possessing random items/animals/people.

[PsychoBlonde]

1533. The so-called slums will be airy and brightly-lit, while the so-called rich area is dingy and covered in spiderwebs. The player castle will be adorned with random dead bodies, demonic growths, and piles of rubble that nobody seems to notice or do anything about.

[Gamercat]

1534. All inquisitor models are now based off of ron jeremy. Yes, even the female ones.

[Orian Tabris]

1535. Varric will become the king of the surface dwarves, at the end of the game. His epilgoue includes him sleeping on a pile of naked male dwarven servants.
1536. Serendipity gets captured by blood mages in a main quest, and the Inquisitor has to save "her." After being saved, "she" calls the Inquisitor "her" hero, and "she" and the Inquisitor hug and kiss each other. This all happens on top of the blood and organs-strewn blood mages... in a cutscene
1536a. If the Inquisitor is female, she becomes inpregnated with Serendipity's child.
1536b. If the female Inquisitor is in romance with someone, they will leave her and the party permanently.
1536c. The female Inquisitor is forced to take a backseat to fighting, even as a tank. The companions all protect her.
1536d. The female Inquisitor takes maternity leave before the final battle, and the companions make up 4 slots in the party. Cassandra or Varric will be the leader of the party.

EDIT:
1536e. Serendipity lives with the Inquisitor.
1536f. The Inquisitor and Serendipity get married in the epilogue, if the Inquisitor survives.

Modifié par Orian Tabris, 18 février 2014 - 11:14 .

[PsychoBlonde]

1537. Any and all animals in the game may be given a toy to make them like the PC. All the toys make loud squeaking noises. If you get too aggressive with this feature you will travel everywhere followed by a chorus of honking animals.

[Iron Fist]

1538. There will be a paywall halfway through the game.

[Gamercat]

1539. Explicit sex scenes with every possible character in the DA universe will be available, but only for people who pre order. Pre order and watch your DA fanfic come to life in game!

[DRTJR]

1540. The Inquisitor will be voiced by Ron Perlman, regardless of gender or race.

[Grieving Natashina]

DRTJR wrote...

1540. The Inquisitor will be voiced by Ron Perlman, regardless of gender or race.

I'm an unabashed Ron Perlman fangirl.  

So, please BioWare, if you ever can:

[satunnainen]

1541. There will be a game section called Master Chef Thedas. The inquisitor will be one contestant in a cooking competition. Game mechanics will simulate cooking, in real time. The judges will be Hawke and Warden and Flemeth. The mystery box incredient might be qunari cheese, if you are unlucky.

The Inquisitor naturally needs to win this competition. Later they will introduce the same mechanics as a up to 10 player multiplayer competition.

Modifié par satunnainen, 21 février 2014 - 12:55 .

[Mistic]

satunnainen wrote...

1541. There will be a game section called Master Chef Thedas. The inquisitor will be one contestant in a cooking competition. Game mechanics will simulate cooking, in real time. The judges will be Hawke and Warden and Flemeth. The mystery box incredient might be qunari cheese, if you are unlucky.

The Inquisitor naturally needs to win this competition. Later they will introduce the same mechanics as a up to 10 player multiplayer competition.

1541a If you want to have the achievement for winning the Master Chef Thedas competition, you will have to cook real food and send a picture to the developers.
1541b If you refuse to cook real food, the characters in the game will proceed to berate you because you hurt their feelings.
(This has already happened in real life, so it isn't a baseless rumour )

[themikefest]

1542 Find out that is wasn't Merdith that died in DA2, but her twin sister and the real Meredith becomes a companion and LI

[Beba]

themikefest wrote...

1542 Find out that is wasn't Merdith that died in DA2, but her twin sister and the real Meredith becomes a companion and LI

1542a: she will be the only LI for all races and genders.              Also she has a beard now .

[PsychoBlonde]

MevenSelas wrote...

1538. There will be a paywall halfway through the game.

1538a.  To get into the bathroom.

[PsychoBlonde]

1543. You will be able to hire the ghost of Frank Lloyd Wright to design your concrete-steel-and-glass player castle.
1543a. If you do this, in a later scene a dragon gets impaled on the sharply projecting turret of your house.

[Gamercat]

1544. The Qunari have subjugated the bas by importing weed into Ferelden and Orlais.

[mousestalker]

1545. Bioware has hired the entire cast of Firefly/Serenity as voice actors.