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[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1546. The party will be pursued by a mysterious duo who wear blue gauntlets.

[MisterJB]

1547.One of the missions will require you to wear a pretty floral bonnet.

[Gamercat]

1548. The invention of social media in Thedas will lead to the inquisition accomplishing nothing because they've wasted so much time on websites such as facebook, twitter, tumblr, vine, and the BSN of course. ^.^

[TanithAeyrs]

1549. A random weather system has been implemented that influences your companions moods and your ability to travel. Blizzard - you can chose to leave Varric to perish buried to his nose in snow and still be too late to save the castle, or you can stay and save him and loose half your toes to frostbite for a -10 to dexterity. Sunny and warm - your companions wander through the woods singing Disney songs and try to befriend the Darkspawn.

[CybAnt1]

hawkman96j wrote...

1548. The invention of social media in Thedas will lead to the inquisition accomplishing nothing because they've wasted so much time on websites such as facebook, twitter, tumblr, vine, and the BSN of course. ^.^

1548a. Since Thedas has no computers, electronics, or the Internet, "social media" mostly involve people screaming into Eluvians. 

[ZerebusPrime]

CybAnt1 wrote...

hawkman96j wrote...

1548. The invention of social media in Thedas will lead to the inquisition accomplishing nothing because they've wasted so much time on websites such as facebook, twitter, tumblr, vine, and the BSN of course. ^.^

1548a. Since Thedas has no computers, electronics, or the Internet, "social media" mostly involve people screaming into Eluvians. 

...so that's how the elves lost their entire civilization.  It all makes sense now!

[PsychoBlonde]

1550. Everyone in the game acts rather oddly. Later, it is revealed they were all secretly replaced by robots.

[HK-90210]

1551. George R.R. Martin will show up in the prologue to tell the Inquisitor that pizzas are on their way. By the end of Act 3, he continues to insist that they're coming, and that there's not just going to be two, there's going to be five. And they're going to be so huge, you won't believe it!

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[Orian Tabris]

1552. There is an armoury co-owned by a surly male dwarf armourer and his human wife, whom loves singing and dancing. Everytime someone buys his specialty dwarven plate armour, she makes him jump ontop the counter with her, and sing their store's famous (localised to the town in which they live) jingle.

[Giant ambush beetle]

1553. The main antagonists controls an army of rabid shleets.

[Brass_Buckles]

1554. Whatever race or gender the protagonist is, it will later be revealed that he or she is actually Duncan from Dragon Age: Origins.

[Orian Tabris]

The Woldan wrote...

1553. The main antagonists controls an army of rabid shleets.

1553a. Oghren goes insane, when he learns of the army of rabid shleets.
1553b. The Wardens are unable to contain Oghren and his new insanity.

[themikefest]

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[mousestalker]

1554. The new forums will have a white background.

[Volus Warlord]

1555.) You will feed the horse carrots in a whipping motion to make it go faster.

[Allan Schumacher]

1554. The new forums will have a white background.

 

Pfft, this is for unconfirmed rumors, not already established and mandated reality.

[Grieving Natashina]

1556: The mods will heed our humble requests and give us a darken skin option for the forums. 

 

1557: Since the devs can't decide what color Varric's hair will be, they've decided on all of them.  Varric's hair will closely resemble a calico cat.

[satunnainen]

1557a, Since all calico cats are female.. .well, I think I stop speculating right here.

[Grieving Natashina]

1557a, Since all calico cats are female.. .well, I think I stop speculating right here.

Sorry to nitpick, but that's not entirely true.  Male calico cats do exist, but they are almost always sterile.  

 

Yeah, I'll stop right there. 

[n7stormrunner]

there shall be a running gag about no one knowing what scuttlebutt means you will be able to ask scholars, sages, bards and isabella but no one will know what it means. except oghren of all people... and you will be allowed to not believe him on the grounds he is drunk.

[PsychoBlonde]

1558. If you get warned, your forum posts will become increasingly covered in blood spatter.

[TheLittleBird]

1559. You can become a Grey Warden but will die during the Joining and the dwarf Dagna, returning from Origins and also partaking in the Joining, will take up the mantle of the Inquisitor.
1560. You can buy lyrium idols from Dagna in the Grey Warden base of Generic Keep #257
1561. The village of Lothering is back in the game, this time inhabited by Qunari with no smaller amount than eight people stuck in cages within the old Chantry.

[PsychoBlonde]

1562.  The Veil tears are actually gates to other possible world-states.  As the game progresses, companions will die and be replaced by alternate-reality versions of themselves:

1562a. Alternate-reality Varric is from Thedas 1148-A, a world where Dumat conquered the surface and the few remaining uncorrupted people eke out a precarious existence in heavily fortified Thaigs.  Varric 1148-A is seeking his father, who escaped from the Thaig in order to carry out a plan to purify the water supply.

1562b. Alternate-reality Cassandra is from Thedas 3789-C, a world where a Qunari scholar succeeded in sealing the Veil for all time, eliminating magic entirely.  She is a liberal arts major who struggles with a weight problem.

1562c.  Alternate-reality Vivienne is High Priestess of Zazikel in Thedas 82-F, a realm where the Old Gods are less evil and more smugly self-satisfied with their own awesomeness.  Vivienne 82-F's primary skills lie in giving makeovers and teaching people to walk in heels.

[PsychoBlonde]

1562d.  All the alternate Inquisitors have merged into the same person who now possesses all the power formerly distributed among the alternates.  This super-quizzie, dubbed "The Singularity" discovers via reflective epiphany that the power to save Thedas resided in him/her all along.

[PsychoBlonde]

1563.  If you make any kind of armor out of dragonhide, one of Flemeth's daughters appears, douses you in paint, and screams "SCALE IS MURDER!!!!"