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[EricHVela]

143. The final boss will be three different characters depending on the player's conversation tone throughout the game. A more nice/diplomatic protagonist will face Sandal with uber powers. A charming/sarcastic protagonist will face Alistair with the same powers as Sandal. A more-snarky/aggressive protagonist will face a mirror image that has the same powers as the other two boss fights.

Essentially, it's the same fight with different skins.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 27 septembre 2012 - 02:47 .

[Dominus]

144. Swooping will inexplicably be considered good in Dragon Age 3. There will at least 3 major cinematics involving a swoop. The new technical terminology for this is a "Swoopematic".

[EricHVela]

145. Dragon Age will require on-line access during all gameplay modes to push real-world advertisements onto in-game products, signs, banners and billboards. There will be no off-line options. (The box and online listing will state that in tiny text.)

[DarkKnightHolmes]

146. We will actually have more Male Mages than female mages as companions! *I wish*

[ShallowlLife9871]

147: every 15 mins into game play, all charcters will sing showtunes

[EricHVela]

ShallowlLife9871 wrote...

147: every 15 mins into game play, all charcters will sing showtunes

YES!

I hate showtunes except when they're hilariously out-of-place. Then, they're awesome!

I guess I have to post another now.

148. The console cheat code (available even with PS3/360 keyboard controllers) will be "ifyousaynobodyexpectsthespanishinquisitiononemoretimeiwilleatyoursoul@^$#itoutmakeyoueatit@^#%thatoutandmakeyoueatitagain"

Followed by the # sign.

[saintjimmy43]

naughty99 wrote...

saintjimmy43 wrote...

121.) DA 3: Origins will be a day of release dlc, which allows the player to play as the inquisitor's parents as they meander through existence owning a bakery in Val Royeaux.

I would actually be willing to pay for DLC that adds multiple origin stories to the base game.

DA 3: Origins will be a day of release dlc, which features one side-mission where the Inquisitor's mother goes off her birth control on accident.

[Aroihkin]

ReggarBlane wrote...

145. Dragon Age will require on-line access during all gameplay modes to push real-world advertisements onto in-game products, signs, banners and billboards. There will be no off-line options. (The box and online listing will state that in tiny text.)

145b (piracy clause). If the player attempts to circumvent this in their already-registered and verified official copy of the game, the disk will explode and all content associated with your BSN account will be flagged.

[Fast Jimmy]

149. Patrick Stewart.

[PsychoBlonde]

Palipride47 wrote...

127. (If Anders was alive at DA2 end) Anders has been apprehended, successfully tracked by follwing the trail of feathers from when his coat began to molt for Spring. 

*snerk*

149. Shale finally found someone to turn her back into a fleshy--however, she decided she wanted to be a Kossith.  With a mohawk.  She also sports some fabulous boots with stilleto heels.
150.  Thinking to weaken their oppressors, the Dalish begin selling tobacco, marijuana, opium, heroin, cheetos, and high fructose corn syrup.  Within months, most of the population of Thedas is wheezy, fat, and stoned out of their minds.  The elves are delighted until an enterprising Magister invents Fat Magic and becomes enormously powerful by performing liposuction on all the helpless blobs lying around in the gutters.
151.  The nose size slider has been enhanced.  It will now be possible to play as Cyrano de Bergerac.
152.  A previously unknown lost thaig has been discovered having a large population of tinker gnomes and kender.
153.  Empress Celestine bears an uncanny resemblance to Lady Gaga.

[Palipride47]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

153.  Empress Celestine bears an uncanny resemblance to Lady Gaga.

Endless lol.

[Corker]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

151.  The nose size slider has been enhanced.  It will now be possible to play as Cyrano de Bergerac.

I want  a side quest where you have to extemporaneously compose a ballade whilst fighting a duel, then.

Win the duel and Leliana will sing your ballade as a reward.

[saintjimmy43]

154.) Anders reduces his anti-templar campaign to a megaphone and a discarded milk crate. He is credited as a seminal inspiration by Ser Genytal Shoker, the templar who invents the electric baton.

Modifié par saintjimmy43, 27 septembre 2012 - 07:12 .

[saintjimmy43]

155. Sebastian returns with the armies of Starkhaven at his back, which, due to budget deficits, consists of an invalid, two legally blind twins, and an arthritic junkyard dog.

[Arokel]

156. You can buy a perfume called Desperation.

[Lime The Dragon]

mousestalker wrote...

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

Sold. Pre-ordering CE now.

Modifié par Lime The Dragon, 27 septembre 2012 - 07:17 .

[Meeya]

157. In Dragon Age III, all dialogs begin with a question.

[Palipride47]

158. Cullen still not romancable. thousands dead.
159. $7.99 nudity for sex scences DLC, with customization options

Modifié par Palipride47, 28 septembre 2012 - 02:22 .

[legbamel]

157a. You can choose to play questions in multi-player. http://www.youtube.c...ch?v=y-Sx4W2cKl

Modifié par legbamel, 28 septembre 2012 - 02:21 .

[PsychoBlonde]

Meeya wrote...

157. In Dragon Age III, all dialogs begin with a question.

159.  If you say something that isn't a question, Drew Carey hits the buzzer and you are replaced by Colin Mockery.

[legbamel]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Meeya wrote...

157. In Dragon Age III, all dialogs begin with a question.

159.  If you say something that isn't a question, Drew Carey hits the buzzer and you are replaced by Colin Mockery Wayne Brady, who sings the next seven lines that he ad libs in the studio.

Fixed. 

[Palipride47]

160. Cullen is revealed to be Cullen's last name. His first name is Edward. He also sparkles.

Modifié par Palipride47, 28 septembre 2012 - 03:27 .

[mousestalker]

161. In order to broaden the DA Franchise's appeal, there will crossovers and tie in with Erfworld, Schlock Mercenary and Order of the Stick.

162. The Oglaf was vetoed by upper management.

[PsychoBlonde]

Palipride47 wrote...

160. Cullen is revealed to be Cullen's last name. His first name is Edward. He also sparkles.

lol

162.  The villain is revealed to be David Bowie in full rockstar glam mode.