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[mousestalker]

1563a. Or, optionally, she treats you to a dragon steak dinner explaining it's her mother's own recipe...

[Gamercat]

1564. All outfits in game have been redesigned to show cleavage to some degree. Even the male outfits.

[TheLittleBird]

1565. In one instance Morrigan comes stumbling out of a Veil tear, holding a Genlock and whispering in the Inquisitor's ear: "Yes, this is your baby. Now scream, turn off your computer or console and go replay Origins. Then just sacrifice your Warden, so I don't have to raise this awful child." Upon which the Genlock starts to scream and cry and throw little toy dragons at the Inquisitor's face, killing him/her in the process.

[KR96]

1565. In one instance Morrigan comes stumbling out of a Veil tear, holding a Genlock and whispering in the Inquisitor's ear: "Yes, this is your baby. Now scream, turn off your computer or console and go replay Origins. Then just sacrifice your Warden, so I don't have to raise this awful child." Upon which the Genlock starts to scream and cry and throw little toy dragons at the Inquisitor's face, killing him/her in the process.

 

You do realize that the Warden's 'adventures' can hardly be the Inquisitor's fault? I mean, confronting him with a baby, a Genlock even, which isn't his but the warden's... is just plain evil. 

[TheLittleBird]

You do realize that the Warden's 'adventures' can hardly be the Inquisitor's fault? I mean, confronting him with a baby, a Genlock even, which isn't his but the warden's... is just plain evil. 

I thought it was pretty clear Morrigan was breaking the Fourth Wall here. She only says that to the Inquisitor because he/she is the embodiment of the player in the game.

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1566. Schmooples makes a return from Dragon Age: Origins, having assumed leadership of a group of raving (yes, raving) nugs that reside within the sewers below Val Royeaux, To get into their hideout the Inquisitor must pass a 20 feet tall Nug Berserker that demands him to sing Leliana's Song as some sort of password. The Inquisitor, unable to know which song the Nug means, will panic and faint, waking up in the Pearl in Denerim besides two nugs.

[themikefest]

1567 Roseanne Barr's voice will be used for one of the companions

[KR96]

I thought it was pretty clear Morrigan was breaking the Fourth Wall here. She only says that to the Inquisitor because he/she is the embodiment of the player in the game.

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Yeah, you got a point there. It's getting late I suppose, looking at how many times I've mocked up already..  

[DrSteveBrule]

It's gotta have broats and limes, it's for your health!

[Gamercat]

1568. Due to an unfixable import bug in the Dragon Age keep, All returning characters/companions will be bald.

[PsychoBlonde]

1564. All outfits in game have been redesigned to show cleavage to some degree. Even the male outfits.

1564a.  Males have been retrofitted with manboobs so they have cleavage to show.  Alternately, this refers to butt cleavage.

[PsychoBlonde]

1569.  All of the unannounced companions are dwarves.

[Gamercat]

1569.  All of the unannounced companions are dwarves.

1569a. If the PC is a female then the only name option will be snow white. The PC will also gain a special animal summoning skill tree activated by voice.

[Rotward]

1570 due to their overwhelming popularity, Tali and Garrus will be making an appearance in Inquisition. 

 

1571 the Shifty Looking Cow from Ontarom is a rogue companion, who starts out with maximum theft skill. 

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1572. As a social experiment, the default Inquisitor at character creation will be a female dwarf.

[mousestalker]

1573. The default character will start with a top hat. If female, she will also wear spats.

[Giant ambush beetle]

1574.

 

Instead of murder-knifing people you'll have the option to execute people with repeated headbutts to their groin. 

[Gamercat]

1575. Due to the amount of debauchery and hedonistic actions available for the PC, the game will be renamed Dragon Age: Sinquisition.

[Steelcan]

1576 There will be a mission taking place at the wedding of the Orlesian Empress written by GRR Martin

[NUM13ER]

1576 There will be a mission taking place at the wedding of the Orlesian Empress written by GRR Martin

1577a  Day One DLC: "Winter" was originally going to be tied into the aftermath of the Empress' Wedding. 

However after rumours it had grown into an expansion scheduled for release in 2015 and a full blown sequel due in late 2016, it will now be released as an epic 7 game franchise in early 2050.

[thats1evildude]

1578. The Inquisitor will be voiced by Jim Sterling.

[PsychoBlonde]

1574. You are allowed to hide behind a pillar in the path of raging dragonfire.  The result is that the heat turns you into Inquisitor Jerky. Your companions would rehydrate you, but after some discussion they conclude that it's much more convenient to transport you this way and there's less overall risk of you going bad.

[MrMrPendragon]

1575. All the human female npcs' faces will be modeled based on Cher's face.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1576. Pre-order DLC will be a monocle.

[mousestalker]

1577. The Inquisitor will get a crow for a companion. In fact the whole reason why DAI was delayed for a year is the difficulty the team is having getting the crow to fly in game.

 

 

1578. Because of in game difficulties of modeling a crow sized flying crow, the crow companion will be the size of a dwarf.

[Gamercat]

1579. The new rouge class will be introduced. Yes you read that right. This class's main weapon is an assortment of makeup.