1580. Due to the comments about repetitive dungeons in previous game, the underground passages will be randomly generated, and large. Ofcourse, since there are no maps, you can get lost there, for days, literally.
1581. There will be no quick travel out of the dungeons, so better draw a map when going in.
1580. Due to the comments about repetitive dungeons in previous game, the underground passages will be randomly generated, and large. Ofcourse, since there are no maps, you can get lost there, for days, literally.
Oh, so like Daggerfall, which also came with the handy:
1580a. It will be possible for dungeons to generate in such a fashion that the only way to open a door is behind said door. Needless to say the thing you need to complete the dungeon is also behind said unpassable door.
1580b. If you don't finish a dungeon after promising to do so you get booted out of your faction and they send assassins after you. Instead of, you know, sending the assassins to finish the dungeon, particularly since the assassins have an amazing ability to locate you anywhere in the world and pass all barriers in order to get there.
1582. The veil tear is scary enough. But all of Thedas goes into a major panic attack when an army of ducks begins to march through from the fade.
1583. We will have an assassin named Sir Kai Leng
1584. Tom Cruise and the Scientologists are the main Antagonists.
1585. Horses have been cut. All you get are horribly loud motorcycles. No one will comment. They'll just be there. Baffling you.
1586. Hadeedak is incorrect about the horribly loud motorcycles. Horses have indeed been cut, but they're using Ogres as mounts instead.
1587.After fully upgrading a conquered keep,the inquisitor can host karaoke parties for themselves and their companions.
Steelcan, on 27 Feb 2014 - 06:02 AM, said:
1576 There will be a mission taking place at the wedding of the Orlesian Empress written by GRR Martin
Will there be lots of wine flowing around? 
Apparently, we can still get double posts 
Will there be lots of wine flowing around?
The wine will flow red
1588. There is a paywall halfway through the main quest.
1589. Each companion is DLC.
1590. There will be a quest to end the tyranny of lord Garrm Marten. He enjoys forcing his subjects into a deathly power game where the last living person gets the privilege of sitting on a very special iron chair. You can decide his fate either by sending him to die in the cold mountains, lure him to a dragon's lair, or organize a wedding where you kill him.
1591 At the end of the game you will have to fight through a lot of demons. In one of the endings you didn't manage to get anyone. Now you alone (and your companions if they are still with you) have to fight through the horde. Good luck!
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1592 was a leap year and as a result this rumour is invalid.
1590. There will be a quest to end the tyranny of lord Garrm Marten. He enjoys forcing his subjects into a deathly power game where the last living person gets the privilege of sitting on a very special iron chair. You can decide his fate either by sending him to die in the cold mountains, lure him to a dragon's lair, or organize a wedding where you kill him.
1593. If you pick the option of organizing the wedding, there will be no cake served. Only wieners. Loads and loads of wieners.
1594. DLC in DAI will be like DA:O with the first DLC having you play as a High Dragon that will have to kill your Inquisitor to stop the humans from continuing to mess up the world.
1594a. Your Inquisitor will be as powerful as he is when you beat the game, DLC will only be playable after you beat the game.
1595. Templars now color-coded for your convenience.
1596. There will be a mini-game that involves throwing things off a castle wall in an effort to stop an assaulting army. Items that can be thrown include cabbages, broken bottles, a bust of Empress Celene, and the contents of the castle privy.
1597. In order to be more inclusive, some of the companions have arachnaphobia, OCD, and bipolar disorder.
1598. Varric concocts a hot sauce so hot that in an emergency it can be used as jet fuel.
1599. It becomes necessary to build a large wooden badger.
1600. This space intentionally left blank.
1601. There will be a DLC Thedas-based remake of Oregon Trail entitled "Wagon, Stage".
1595. Templars now color-coded for your convenience.
1595a. In fact, the multi-colored Templars have now decided to be known as "Rangers," and since they have Power, they call themselves Power-Rangers.
Now joining the Blue Power-Rangers and Red Power-Rangers will be the Pink, Yellow, Black, and Green Power-Rangers.
Opposing them will be the Legion of Tele-Tubbies, unfortunately made up only of 4 color factions, Red, Green, Yellow, and Purple.
1595b. People will bicker constantly about the actual sexual orientation of the Purple Tele-Tubby Legionnaires.
1602. Varric will reveal that he is in fact the first dwarf mage!
1603. If Isabella puts her thumbs up into a tear in the veil, You Win.
1603. If Isabella puts her thumbs up into a tear in the veil, You Win.
1603a. The inquisition weaponizes Isabella's thumbs to become the most powerful military and political force in all of Thedas.
1604. Because Bioware will be showing both sexes, the Qunari will not longer be bare-chested in game.
1605. Unless, of course, you buy the Day One DLC.
1606. The DLC will show all the Qunari bare chested with certain areas strategically covered by wide suspenders.
1607. The ogres in game will also have wide suspenders.
1608. As will every broodmother.
1609. The broodmothers will have many many suspenders.
1610. You can recruit a dwarf with more chest hair than Varric. Varric will no longer be needed
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