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[Gamercat]

1661. The Warden will have opened up a pizzaria in Orlais!

[Brass_Buckles]

1661a. And Hawke will have a nice pastry bakery nextdoor.

[dragonflight288]

1662: Loghain marries Celene. 

[Hellion Rex]

1662: Loghain marries Celene. 

1663: Loghain is resurrected by a blood mage, only to be put back in the ground by Alistair.

[Ebony Dragon]

1568. You learn that the new Viscount in Kirkwall is Hawke's uncle, Gamlen

1664. Replacing Seneschal Bran is the still lyrium-addled Bartrand, who's demeanor is better suited to dealing with commoners than Gamlen- who, incidentally, has invested much of Kirkwall's economy in Qunari cheeses.

[Brass_Buckles]

1665.  Sten renounces his position in qunari society in order to pursue his dreams of being a famous baker.  The cake is not a lie.

[Rotward]

1662: Loghain marries Anora 

Fixed that for you. We all know why he really killed Cailan.

[Xilizhra]

1666: The Inquisitor's keep will have several heads mounted on spikes above the door. The player will be able to replace their faces with scans of specific BSN user avatars.

[mousestalker]

1667. There will be an absolutely adorable kitten that you can take home with you in first act. If you do, then your keep will be a mass of toothpicks and hairballs by the end of the game. If you do not, then Orlais will be over run by the kitten army.

[mousestalker]

1668. The Qunari women will be neither fit nor toned. Rather they will be built like and sound like opera singers. That is to say they will be fat and tuned.

[Gamercat]

1669. Due to the new popular corset style, female characters will faint randomly, even during combat. If you are playing with an all female party, it is possible for everyone to pass out before the battle even begins.

[Brass_Buckles]

1670.  There will be at least one hat in the game that is possessed by a fashion demon.  It will talk to the Inquisitor when worn and criticize his or her choice of attire.

[dragonflight288]

Fixed that for you. We all know why he really killed Cailan.

 

 

I suspected Anora had an Electra complex, but that takes the cake. 

[Wulfram]

1671:  Moose companion

[Brass_Buckles]

1672.  All of the Inquisitor's party members will be possessed by party spirits.  Your castle will be trashed and loud music will be played whenever you visit it.

[PsychoBlonde]

1673.  Isolde contributes to the PC's efforts by engaging several female Orlesian nobles in a shrieking contest.

[mousestalker]

1674. Not only do you get a moose companion, you get a squirrel companion as well!

 

1675. Part of the action will occur in a previously unmentioned part of Thedas known as Pottsylvania.

[satunnainen]

1676. Some of the dungeon areas will have loads of wooden boxes around, with the mysterious letters: UAC (unpaid alchemists company) painted on the sides of some of them.

1677. The player will be equipped with a multiarrow crossbow and the task is to go through the tunnels filled with fireball throwing zombies.

1678. The end boss in that area will be a huge qunari who is armed with a equally huge crossbow firing some kind of lava arrows.

[PsychoBlonde]

1679.  Opening doors will require you to retrieve color-coded keys from obscure locations.  Yes, even the door to the bathroom.  Might want to prioritize that one.

[Gamercat]

1680. To go for that 'old school' feel Bioware will require the players to do their own math to calculate hits/misses. During late game these problems get incredibly advanced requiring Trig and Calculus.

[PsychoBlonde]

1680. To go for that 'old school' feel Bioware will require the players to do their own math to calculate hits/misses. During late game these problems get incredibly advanced requiring Trig and Calculus.

 

I thought they already did this, since none of the numbers appear to relate to any of the other numbers.  I have 37% increased damage!  How much damage will I actually do?  I HAVE NO FREAKIN CLUE.

 

Anyway

 

1681. All "filler" quests will be in the form of footraces.

1682.  NPC's will refer to the companions as the Inquisitor's "groupies".  One of the companions will declare they want to have the Inquisitor's baby.

[PsychoBlonde]

1683.  The forum will still be under renovation when the game is released.  Eventually, every single NPC, no matter how minor, will have their own sub-forum containing, at minimum, 35 romance-related threads and 42 theories as to why this person is actually The Maker and/or the Old God Baby.

[PsychoBlonde]

1684.  The game contains a secret message that can be revealed by tabulating every sentence that contains a prime number, putting them all in numerical order, and translating them into Belgian then back to English using Google Translate.

[Gamercat]

1685. For those playing on any of the xbox consoles, kinect will be required for the new dialogue system. Intricate methods of acrobatics/dance will be required to advance dialogue.

[wolfhowwl]

1686. Tallis will be a mandatory party member.

There will be hilarious party banter with Varric where the player is mocked for not being able to stop her in MotA.