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[Brass_Buckles]

1738.  After the fuss over the Mass Effect 3 ending, Bioware has decided to try an entirely new approach to the ending of DA:I.  Rocks fall, everyone dies.

[PsychoBlonde]

1735. Due to Bioware being published by EA, DAI will give a Armor Mech to fight in that is directly from Titanfall.

 

 

1735a.  Titanfall will also contain a Blood Dragon Mech and an N7 Mech.

 

1738.  There will be a lengthy Fade sequence in which the Inquisitor lands a house on a Pride demon, acquires some sparkly shoes, and joins forces with a miniature Mabari, Giant Ser-Pounce-a-Lot, Shale, and an anemic Sylvan to save the Black City from a mold problem incurred by a sharp-nosed demon running off with the only cleaning tool in the place.

1738a.  The Maker instructs you to pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1739.  With the advent of customizable armor for the entire squad, the online component of DA:I will be a fashion contest held online twice a week.  Every Inquisitor is invited to strut his or her stuff.

[Rotward]

1740. The final battle will be at the end of a 50 level (as in levels of a building) dungeon. It will be impossible to save whilst in the dungeon, so if you die, you start back at the entrance. 

 

1741. Store owners have a 5% chance of calling the guards as soon as an elven inquisitor enters the shop. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1742.  Qunari Inquisitors will sometimes get stuck in doorways that are too narrow or too short for them.  Party members will have to tug them back out.

[Rotward]

1743. Equipping clothing is a talent tree for female characters. They must spend one talent point for each article of clothing, starting with underwear. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1744.  When Flemeth next appears, she will be carried on a litter by four qunari Saarebas.  No one in-game will question this.

[Gamercat]

1745. Similar characters comparable to ones that have been killed thus far will make appearances in DA:I The only difference is that they all wear mustaches, even the females. If you try to bring up the fact that they look very similar to someone the Warden/Hawke supposedly killed, they will become incredibly nervous and eventually run away.

[Brass_Buckles]

1746.  One of the party members will carry around a sentient talking cheese wheel.

[DRTJR]

1747. The ending will abruptly stop with David Gaider staring at a type writer and looking out the window to see the ME universe's Canada. He sees three skyscrapers of Blue, Green, and Red respectively, he then shakes his head and types THE END.

[PsychoBlonde]

1748.  A helpful but not very socially aware person creates a "Veil Plug" that looks like a giant marital aid.  The final choice is either to allow the Fade to invade Thedas or to cover the countryside with enormous--ahem--dongs. 

[Gamercat]

1749. The inquisitor morphs into Oprah Winfrey to save the world, The Warden has morphed into Michelle Obama and Hawke has morphed into Tyra Banks. Even the fade couldn't stand against three strong Black women.

[Divine Justinia V]

1750. Vivienne has a Siamese cat

[JeffZero]

1751 The female dwarf Inquisitor is in fact Utha, the tongueless dwarven ghoul from The Calling/Awakening. The newfound "reaction wheel" will really shine on these playthroughs in particular, wholly replacing the dialogue wheel. Kinect will also detect your hand motions, which Uthaquisitor can then relay to your companions with limited success.

[Dio Demon]

1752. If you complete Dragon Age Inquisition on Nightmare solo with your inquisitor wearing only his\her underwear you will be able to play as the hidden fifth race... Nug. And yes you will still be able romance your companions.

[Divine Justinia V]

1753. If you play DA:I as a female Qunari, only Varric is the available male romance option.

[Iron Fist]

1753. If you play DA:I as a female Qunari, only Varric is the available male romance option.

 

1753a. Nah, it's Varric's long lost twin Martin. 

[Eveangaline]

1754: Anora and Alistair have a child

 

It turns out to be Hawke

 

No one can explain it so they're just rolling with it.

[satunnainen]

1755. It turns out that a black monolith was responsible for teaching the darkspawn to speak and think themselves. Its also responsible for the veil tear, when it left Thedas and did a jump to hyperspace too close to the planet.

 

1755a. There was a line of text printed on one side of the monolith: Maker Aerospace corp. Unfortunately no-one in Thedas can understand the language it was written.

[DarthSliver]

1756. The online component for Dragon Age Inquisition will be a trading system. In the Orlaris Market place there will be a VIP section that sells only to the high class buyers, this will allow you to trade with your friends and other players on your respective system and this will allow you to sorta hang out before you set off on your next quest. You will be able to tell other players of your conquest in the game. 

 

1757. Dragon Age Inquisition will not have an ending, after beat what will presuming be the final boss, your character will find himself back at the Inquisitor Fortress with a message saying "thanks for completing the main story". This is done so Bioware doesnt face the same controversial ending argument again like from Mass Effect 3 

[PsychoBlonde]

1758.  There is a crucial quest line involving a pie-eating contest.

1758a.  There will be the option to launch a hostile takeover and turn it into a cheescake-eating contest.

1758b.  No, not that kind of cheesecake.

[PsychoBlonde]

1759.  One of the Inquisitor voice actors will do a take that makes every single line sound like an outrageous come-on.  This take will be available in the Collector's Edition.

[PsychoBlonde]

1760.  After you've gone to all the trouble of acquiring keeps and unlocking things, there will be a massive plot-related bait-and-switch and your next task will be to laboriously fight against the massive force you just spent 30 hours building.

[Gamercat]

1761. For some Inexplicable reason All of DA:I will be recorded and produced in Creole. No there will not be any translations available.

[Gamercat]

1762. In game we meet Vivienne's three sisters. Cicienne, Mimienne, and Fifienne. They all hate each other unspeakably.