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[TanithAeyrs]

1809.  Due to the demands by BSN members elves now have shoes again.  The only shoes available for elves are stiletto heels (for either sex), dexterity penalties apply and there is an increased chance for a crippling injury.  On the plus side martial arts kicks deal double damage with heels.  Martial arts fighting styles will be available as day 1 DLC for $9.99.

[DarthSliver]

1810. There will be a hide armor option for every piece of armor, this will allow your character appear to be running around in the nude if you wanted to. This option will be for the perving players that are out there because all armor looks "fabulous" since the game is based in Orlais. 

[TheLittleBird]

1811. The Great Chantry in Val Royeaux has it's own choir comprised of nugs, who sing only the first stanza and verse of the Chant over and over again in high-pitched squeals.

[Kaibe]

1812. The Inquisition is really just another name for FedEx.
1812. There is no final boss. Old godchild will give you three choices that are conveniently color coded for your convenience.

[Iron Fist]

1814. The cave from DA2 will make a return.

[Gamercat]

1815. The inquisitor will talk like this. "Yo red templars! What the F*** do ya'll mother F***ers think you be doin in my Motha F***in hood?!?!?"

[Brass_Buckles]

1816.  Dragon Age: Inquisition will not include any romantic content.

1816a. However, you can always visit the brothel.

[themikefest]

1817 Bioware will hold a contest for all to enter. They will vote who has the best idea for a dlc for Inquisition. They will bring that person to Edmonton to make a character in their image and voice that character(npc).

[Gamercat]

1818. The inquisitor will use the word "Festooned" As often as humanly possible. "This deep roads tunnel is absolutely FESTOOOOONED with Darkspawn".

[Writ3Wing3r]

1819. The non-mage human male and female inquisitor will be able to marry Celene and Gaspard respectively, unlocking the ability to throw sexy parties at the palace in Val Royeaux.

[satunnainen]

1820. The city elves invent casino. One month later, they own half of Denerim.

[Ophir147]

1821. Continuing the Bioware tradition of whorehouses with provocative names, there will be a brothel in Orlais named "the Chocolate Starfish"

[Alan Rickman]

1821. Continuing the Bioware tradition of whorehouses with provocative names, there will be a brothel in Orlais named "the Chocolate Starfish"

 

1822. When visiting said establishment, in the background you'll faintly hear medieval-y lute covers of Limp Bizkit songs.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1823. The prostitutes in the Chocolate Starfish will all have enticing, mythical sea-creature names, like Siren (She'll Sing Your Name!), Mermaid (Yes, She's Still Fully Functional) and King Triton (of the Magic Trident).

1824. 'Surprise Me' will get you something with tentacles. (Lots of tentacles.)

[Swoopdogg]

Every companion will be known collectively as "Inquisitor" and people will refer to us as "Legion"

[Brass_Buckles]

1826.  Dancing will be a skill.  If you do not have a high enough dancing skill, you may earn Wounded status during the Orlesian Ball from tripping repeatedly.  If it's low enough, you can also injure your dancing partner.

[PsychoBlonde]

1827.  There will be a "snap your fingers" emote that summons Jeeves the Valet who fulfills all your orders nigh-instantly and with great panache.  Over time, you come to suspect that he's a far cooler character than the Inquisitor and wish you could play as the valet.

1827a.  There will be a rumored "play as the valet" DLC that gets canceled at the last minute to make way for cat armor.

[Brass_Buckles]

1828.  There will be at least one scene in which the Inquisitor will have to cosplay.  It will make zero sense even in the context of the scene.

[Iron Fist]

1829. Sigrun is the leader of the Ferelden Grey Wardens.

[Felene]

1830. Awesome plot twist like Revan in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

[satunnainen]

1830. Awesome plot twist like Revan in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

1830a. In that plot twist, we will find out that the inquisitor has changed the race, gender and class at some point in the past. So your qunari male warrior is really female elf mage, etc. You will have to change back to the original race, gender and class for the rest of the game.

[DarthSliver]

1828.  There will be at least one scene in which the Inquisitor will have to cosplay.  It will make zero sense even in the context of the scene.

 

1828a. This will mimic the scene from FF7 where Cloud dresses up as a girl with Aeris to talk to the Don.

[DarthSliver]

1831. The Dwarfs will decide they want to conquer the surface because they are tired of being on the frontlines with Darkspawn all the time. 

 

1831a. This invasion happens at the end of Inquisition, the same time the Qunari Invasion starts. 

[Dio Demon]

1831. The Dwarfs will decide they want to conquer the surface because they are tired of being on the frontlines with Darkspawn all the time. 

 

1831a. This invasion happens at the end of Inquisition, the same time the Qunari Invasion starts. 

1831b. The Dwarves shall use nugs as mounts. Or so it appears.

[Farci Reprimer]

1832. Inquisitors guardsmen refer to their leader while offduty as "eddie-baby"