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[ShallowlLife9871]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Meeya wrote...

157. In Dragon Age III, all dialogs begin with a question.

159.  If you say something that isn't a question, Drew Carey hits the buzzer and you are replaced by Colin Mockery.

163 : and you comapions will be Ryan Styles and Wyane Brady.. both are chaested romance opptions:whistle:

Modifié par ShallowlLife9871, 29 septembre 2012 - 02:41 .

[Palipride47]

164. Due to the popularity within the modding community for alternate clothing styles, all Female PCs with only be able to equip strappy microdresses. Extra fabric comes in DLC, 99c per yard

[kirvingtwo]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

162.  The villain is revealed to be David Bowie in full rockstar glam mode.

I'd even put up with Origin to see this.

[mousestalker]

165. Because of comments about not being inclusive enough, everyone will be able to dress in drag.

166. Also, certain helmets will automagically grant mustaches to the wearer.

167. Anime sailor dresses will be available for everyone, including golems.

Modifié par mousestalker, 29 septembre 2012 - 10:43 .

[Jerrybnsn]

sjpelkessjpeler wrote...

168. As to a lack of shoe wear for elves in DA2 elven companions will have 3 pair to choose from.

Really?  I thought the solution would be to just not give them any feet.

[Sacred_Fantasy]

mousestalker wrote...
4. Edible halla

Your obsession with halla is pleasantly surprising. 

mousestalker wrote...

6. The Hawke and the Warden will be appear in a cameo. They will be running a bar together in Antiva.

Sure. But the Warden must not be The Hero of Ferelden. He/she could be any Wardens like Bethany or Valana, I couldn't care less just as I couldn't careless with Hawke.

mousestalker wrote...

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

And she is my bride. You do aware that I am the Maker? 

mousestalker wrote...


11. Nudity will be available via a day of release DLC.

And Thedas merchants sell playboy magazine.

mousestalker wrote...

13. Certain retiring gaming company heads will have cameos as Free March nobility.

or as halla. 

mousestalker wrote...

What else has anyone heard?

Thedas was created in 7 days. When Thedas was forged, Thor's mighty hammer fell to earth and thus the dwarves are born. As the hammer flew, it left trails of magic dust which then created the Arlathan's eleves who were known for their immortality, magical abililty and beauty. The first immortal elf was Shalaya, the goddess of light and dark. 

But the elves and dwarves were too perfect. Almost godlike. So the Maker, whom this people address me, took a handful of dust and mold it to form a shape. I blew breath of soul into the shape and thus the first human was created.  

I looked at this human and delighted. 

"Let this children of Thedas be the image of my own," so I said to Lilith. But Lilith wanted more for herself. She gambled with the siren, Azure on who to rule Thedas. Lilith placed the human as her champon while Azure placed Azeroth who then created mythical hideous creatures such as the famous Behemoth who made their first cookies. In turn Azazzil were given free pass to corrupt the human in anyway. And thus, the human learnt their first suffering which the chantry falsely intrepeted as the sin. 

As this human become corrupted and suffered, my heart was thorn into zillion pieces. I condemned Lilith for eternity but the pendulum had swung. The plan had been carried out. Everything was in place. 

I looked at the world and whisper my final message to a female human. My whisper was blown by wind as thunderstorm roared and the earth cracked. It's a mourning and a song. One to be remembered for eternity. 

"This isn't farewell. It's a begining to an ending." With this words I return to reality, never look back since then.


Genesis ( The Origin of Thedas ) was written by Fynn based on verbal account by Flemeth.  

Modifié par Sacred_Fantasy, 29 septembre 2012 - 12:14 .

[mousestalker]

169. Codpieces will also be available, but only for humans. If worn, the NPC's will comment about it.

[rager79]

mousestalker wrote...

1. Mage hats that are even awesomer than DA2

4. Edible halla

5. All singing, all dancing Qunari

7. Andraste will make a surprise appearance. Her body model will be Megan Fox and her voice actor is Gilbert Gottfried.

Edible halla -> Never drink a healing potion again!

All singing Qunari... only one tone
All dancing Quanri... shuffling from one foot to the other

Appearance of Andraste (pre-toasted) - arriving at the chantry and screaming "what the f*%k are you poeple doing in my name!"

[mousestalker]

170. The de facto hangout in DA3 is a tavern called the "Rivalry Bar".

171. It doesn't have prostitutes but for a lyrium potion you can have hate sex with the ex-templar dishwasher.

[brettc893]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

Palipride47 wrote...

160. Cullen is revealed to be Cullen's last name. His first name is Edward. He also sparkles.

lol

162.  The villain is revealed to be David Bowie in full rockstar glam mode.

AHEM.

David Bowie is exclusive to Mass Effect 3, thank you very much.


173. At the "Rivalry Bar", everyone knows your name and at closing time, the final call for alcohol, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay there.

[Volus Warlord]

174.) A human male protagonist has the option of romancing a female dwarf, but his back will be permanently hunched over.

175.) A DLC will allow you to choose different animals as companions, including an ostrich and a kung fu panda.

176.) Your sister will run a brothel. (Oh, that's AC. )

Modifié par Volus Warlord, 30 septembre 2012 - 02:22 .

[FINE HERE]

177. You will once again have a sibiling, only this time, your brother/sister will ask you to take them out shopping, horse race gambling, tavern diving or for a game of Diamond Back every 15 minutes. If you do not, they will whine and refuse to fight, standing completely still during combat and getting themselves repeatedly killed.

[KENNY4753]

178) and if you do do everything your sibling wants, they still stand there and get repeatedly killed just to torment you.

[Elrena]

179) Someone has pirated Bianca's design and are selling cheap, be-feathered knock-off's to Orlesian nobles.

180) We will see the clothing in Orlais change to match what we've done. Kill a dragon? Everyone is wearing dragon-inspired clothing. Turn nug-herding into a professional sport? Hairless nug-slippers and bunny ears will become the cutting edge in fashion.

[Grand Admiral Cheesecake]

181) The final battle between the mages and the mage hunters is settled by a rock battle. Winner take all.

[mousestalker]

182. Asterix and Obelix will have cameos. Tintin will not.

183. It will be revealed that everyone in the Anderfels wear lederhosen even when not yodeling.

[Corker]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

181) The final battle between the mages and the mage hunters is settled by a rock battle. Winner take all.

184. And the 'third way' will be "Rocks fall, everybody dies."

EDIT: Oh, you mean a rock-n-roll battle, don't you?  *facepalm*

Modifié par Corker, 30 septembre 2012 - 06:47 .

[Dragoonlordz]

185. As soon as you create your character and start the game, the screen goes black and the credits roll.

[the_sorceress]

Elrena wrote...
180) We will see the clothing in Orlais change to match what we've done. Kill a dragon? Everyone is wearing dragon-inspired clothing. Turn nug-herding into a professional sport? Hairless nug-slippers and bunny ears will become the cutting edge in fashion.

That actually sounds awesome! And achieveable...

[mousestalker]

186. All dialogue in Act One will be in the form of a rondeau.
187. PDQ Bach has been hired to compose the music.

[iSignIn]

PsychoBlonde wrote...

20. They've added a 4th tone option: Bat**** Insane.

Ah. If only BioWare actually write their games for me like that.

[InfiniteAvenger]

Vandicus wrote...

These rumors are blatantly false. #9, really? Its clearly going to be Morgan Freeman. People on BSN these days.

I like the idea of Morgan Freeman voicing the Maker.  That would be cool.

[Eveangaline]

There will, for almost every single conversation, an optional interrupt that will let you hug the person you're talking to