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[satunnainen]

1833. There will be a sequense where the inquisitor needs to juggle 3 coconuts. It will be a minigame that involves webcam and real juggling.

[TheLittleBird]

1834. The end of the game will take place at the abyss in the Western Approach, where a portal has opened up to the Discworld (by Terry Pratchett). It is revealed that the Inquisitor is actually Rincewind, the wizard from the Discworld book series, and he loses all of his skills during this realization.

[themikefest]

1835 If you purchase the collector's edition, Varric can have a beard if you choose.

 

1836 Shale will lead an army of Golems to help the Inquisitor

[Gamercat]

1837. Vivienne will become the most annoying party member because whenever she is with the inquisitor, he/she will have to stop every 5 minutes to let vivienne rest her aching feet because of the Stiletto heels.

[PsychoBlonde]

1838.  Companions not currently in the party go around beating the bushes to drum up random encounters.

[Gamercat]

1839. There is a water level.

[PsychoBlonde]

1839a.  The spirit level broke, so they had to make a replacement.

[Iron Fist]

1840. There will be a premium version of the DA Keep.

[Brass_Buckles]

1838.  At the end of the game we will receive urgent word that we need to cross the Waking Sea.  The plot of any expansions or DLC will never return to this topic, and the next game will not even refer to it.  We will never know why the Inquisitor left, or where he/she was going, or why it was so important.

[Gamercat]

1842. All companions will be transgendered.

[Brass_Buckles]

1842. All companions will be transgendered.

1842a.  Same goes for the Inquisitor.  Surprise!

 

1843.  In order to appeal to JRPG and anime fans, there will be a small animal accompanying your party who is possessed by a benevolent spirit and is able to talk.

[Gamercat]

 

1843.  In order to appeal to JRPG and anime fans, there will be a small animal accompanying your party who is possessed by a benevolent spirit and is able to talk.

 

1843a. This animal companion will talk in a sassy gay voice and will be romanceable.

[Brass_Buckles]

1844.  All missions will be timed.  If you fail, your Inquisitor will fall over dead, even if the mission had no apparent direct effect on the Inquisitor.

[Rotward]

1843a. This animal companion will talk in a sassy gay voice and will be romanceable.

1843b. This companion will be able to transform into whatever object you need at the moment. There will be no explanation for this. 

[Iron Fist]

1845. None of the companions will survive the game.

[PsychoBlonde]

1846.  If, at any time, you select a line containing a pun, the game will get into an escalating pun contest with you until you exit the game in disgust.

[Iron Fist]

1847. There is a city full of cheese. No people. Just cheese.

[Brass_Buckles]

1848.  A toggle will be added to avoid all violent conflict.  If you switch this toggle to "on," all combat will be replaced with various party games ranging from darts and billiards to drinking games and beer pong, and the worst any enemy will do is shout curses at you after losing and maybe pass out after some really intense rounds of drinking games.

[CybAnt1]

1848a. XP is awarded solely on the basis of who passes out first. 

 

1848b. Amazingly, if you can even best the Final Big Boss ™ this way, he looks at you drunkenly, and slurs out at you "About those rift thingggsssh .... my bad. I'll clossssse them now." Then he passes out. Game ends. 

 

1848c. For the first time, edible food appears as an inventory item in DA games. However, all that is available are pretzels, peanuts, and crackers. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1849.  There will be a scene at the Orlesian palace wherein the Inquisitor joins a fancy dinner unarmed, only to find him/herself under attack.  The Inquisitor will quickly have to learn to use fine cutlery as weaponry.

[PsychoBlonde]

1850.  Enemies get xp for beating on YOU.  A lot of xp.  Fortunately, they can't level during combat.

1850a.  Every single combat will involve at least one 15-second dialogue break so the enemies can level.

1850b.  If they can't decide what skills they want they can gain control of the pause button.

1850c.  If you decide to go get a drink while you're waiting for a mob to finish leveling, they will, of course, choose that instant to unpause it.

[Iron Fist]

1851. There is no bathroom. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1852.  Certain enemies will complain loudly that you have broken lore if you beat them.

[Iron Fist]

1853. Leliana started a band, which will perform a heavy metal version of "In Uthenera."

 

1854. Schmooples has become an assassin.