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[Lillian]

1894. Iron Bull's horns are multi-tools that are most useful as a LI.

[Gamercat]

1895. There is a 1% chance that an unbeatable boss will attack you and your game will end with all of your saves deleted.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1896. One mystery LI will have been crafted with an arc ripped straight from the movie 'The Crying Game'. And Bioware will indeed feed on the resultant tears.

[Gamercat]

1898. The only option for a dwarfquisitor will be a Lyrium-addled dwarf.

[Brass_Buckles]

1899.  You will be able to summon debauchery demons from the Fade and throw epic parties at your keep.  Everyone will then get a temporary -10 to all stats the next day, and all gear and items will be scattered throughout the keep.

[RynJ]

1900. If you initiate a romance with a companion, that companion will die horribly in the very next cut-scene.

[mousestalker]

1901. Desire demons will no longer be scantily clad females. Instead they will be men in white costumes serving chocolates and ice cream.

[Brass_Buckles]

1901. Desire demons will no longer be scantily clad females. Instead they will be men in white costumes serving chocolates and ice cream.

 

1901a.  They will also offer to cook for you and clean your keep.

[Dio Demon]

1902. Alistair's cameo will be him appearing before the Inquisitor saying "Swooping is ..." and before he finishes a dragon swoops down picks him up, flies fifty feet up in the air and dropping him.

[Gamercat]

1903. The inquisitor gets drafted into the league of legends!

[kinderschlager]

1904. inquisitor gets his/her own pirate ship

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1901a.  They will also offer to cook for you and clean your keep.

 

1901b. And leave the privy seat down.

[The Qun & the Damned]

1905. Sexy Darkspawn collector cards in every former Grey Warden base encountered

[Divine Justinia V]

1906. Vivienne waxes Varric's chest hair because she finds it of the highest offense.

[Lillian]

1906. Vivienne waxes Varric's chest hair because she finds it of the highest offense.

1906. a. And then the Fade tears apart the Veil in rage, because Varric's chest hair IS the Maker!

[Ebony Dragon]

1902. Alistair's cameo will be him appearing before the Inquisitor saying "Swooping is ..." and before he finishes a dragon swoops down picks him up, flies fifty feet up in the air and dropping him.

1902.a. However, if he begins to say 'swooping is' and he is next to the Warden, said Warden will slap a hand over his mouth and whisper their only word for the entire game-

"No."

[Gamercat]

1902.a. However, if he begins to say 'swooping is' and he is next to the Warden, said Warden will slap a hand over his mouth and whisper their only world for the entire game-

"No."

1902b. People on BSN will still rage about how the recorded "no" Sounds nothing like their warden and that the action was completely out of character.

[Gamercat]

1907. The final battle is a cheer off.

[PsychoBlonde]

1908.  The Inquisitor decides that the party should stop using their real names for security purposes and renames everyone after colors.  The Iron Bull complains bitterly at being assigned to be "Mr. Pink".

1908a.  The Inquisitor requests to know whether he would prefer to be known as "Mr. Iron" or "Mr. Bull".

1909a.  They finally settle on "Mr. Clean".

[Gamercat]

1910. Cheese is confirmed to be the newest companion.

[Brass_Buckles]

1910. Cheese is confirmed to be the newest companion.

 

1910a.  It is possessed by a despair demon.

 

1911.  After visiting the Fade, the Inquisitor begins to market red lyrium as a food supplement.  It can cure any ailment!  And best of all, it's all natural.

[mousestalker]

1912. Sweet creams are made to cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

1913. Bioware will be sued by the Eurhythmics and found guilty in the International Human Rights Tribunal for egregious punnage.

[Brass_Buckles]

1914.  Two bees, or not two bees?  That is the question.

[MisterJB]

1904. inquisitor gets his/her own pirate ship

Night thought, actually. We should totally get a navy.