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[Shadow of Light Dragon]

1915. There will be 40 colours rumours and hearsay shades of grey endings. 

[Sloshy Hummer]

1916. Surprisingly, no one important dies. Everyone is immortal. Or just very healthy and prepared for any battle.

[Cylan Cooper]

1917. The male grey warden seen in concept art is actually the model for the male desire demon.

[satunnainen]

1918. The very-special-edition of the game will have several different "flavors". For example the Orlesian edition is shipped with a piece of smelly cheese, the Antivan edition with something that is better not described here, except that its made of leather, the Fereldan edition comes with some actual living dog-fleas and Qunari edition has a few cookies (the hottest thing in Par Vollen). 

[Dio Demon]

1918. The very-special-edition of the game will have several different "flavors". For example the Orlesian edition is shipped with a piece of smelly cheese, the Antivan edition with something that is better not described here, except that its made of leather, the Fereldan edition comes with some actual living dog-fleas and Qunari edition has a few cookies (the hottest thing in Par Vollen). 

1918a. The Tevinter very-special collectors edition comes with your own sacrificial slave and a demon to teach you blood magic.

[satunnainen]

1902.a. However, if he begins to say 'swooping is' and he is next to the Warden, said Warden will slap a hand over his mouth and whisper their only world for the entire game-

"No."

 

1902 c. In some obscure situations, the warden will yell "STEEEEVEEEE", No-one can explain the exact parameters when this happens, but the current theory is that its caused by the import of some previous games codebase into the project.

[PsychoBlonde]

1919.  If the Inquisitor has any living family members, they constantly pester you for money and favors and show naked baby pictures of you to your LI.

[Gamercat]

1920. Instead of wearing armour and fighting, all female characters will now stand on the sidelines wearing flapper costumes and doing the charleston.

[DRTJR]

1921. Tevinter Magisters will arrive in giant Stone Mecha. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1922.  If you let Anders live in DA2, he will reappear in DAI leading an army of cats.

[Gamercat]

1923. A mercenary gang appears in game whose leaders look oddly like Nathan Fillion and Gina torres.

[n7stormrunner]

1923. A mercenary gang appears in game whose leaders look oddly like Nathan Fillion and Gina torres.

 

1923a. the Nathan fillion character will be a dwarf wearing a pretty floral bonnet and dress

1923b. and he will be romancable. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1924.  The Normandy can be found randomly in one of the forested regions of the world.  Party members will comment on its being a well-known landmark in the region.

[PsychoBlonde]

1925.  If you run into anyone with your horse, you are required to stop at the side of the road until the gendarmes arrive (at least 30 minutes later) and also produce your license and insurance information.  Your insurance premiums then go up.

1925a.  However, it is possible that a dragon will spawn and eat the gendarmes as well as the person you ran into and your horse.

[Brass_Buckles]

1925b.  You will be required to have a large metal plate with numerals and letters displayed clearly from both the front and rear of your horse.

[Eveangaline]

1926: The Iron bull actually got his nickname because he works in a rodeo, where people see how long they can ride him before getting thrown off

[Gamercat]

1927. The inquisition goes severely in debt because they issue each companion a credit card.

[The Qun & the Damned]

1928. Fenris returns as a temporary lamppost the day before Wintersend.

[satunnainen]

1929. Instead of trees, the forests are full of giant mushrooms.

1930. There will NOT be a big family living in any of those huge mushrooms, since that would be silly.

[Rotward]

1931. The Inquisitor will die no matter what the player does partway through the game. We resume playing as the Inquisitor's son. Once we return balance to the fade, the Inquisitor and the Son's mentor appear as fade spirits to congratulate him on a job well done. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1932.  The Inquisitor will actually be a demon.

[dlux]

1933. Reapers appear and indoctrinate Hawke. Just because.

[Talagen]

dlux?  Lineage 2, 2006?

[dlux]

More like Jedi Knight, 1997. Or a bunch of Kickstarters since 2012.

[Brass_Buckles]

1934.  People will randomly go off topic when speaking to the Inquisitor.  The Inquisitor will then be able to smack them over the head with a blunt object to get them back on topic.

 

Please take it to private messages, instead of posting off topic.