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[satunnainen]

1956. To get the best possible solution for the main questline the player needs to solve several NP-complete problems in nearly optimum way (few examples: Travelling salesman, or http://xkcd.com/287/ ). The parameters are randomized at the beginning of each playthrough, so you cannot copy the right answer from the internet.

[TanithAeyrs]

1957.  Bioware has said we will have horses.  They will be realistic.  They bite, they buck, they stomp on your toes.  Every morning your inquisitor has a 10% chance of taking a serious injury from mounting his horse or having it spook at a rabbit while riding.  Reliable mounts that behave can be purchased for a 50% increase in price and a 50% decrease in speed.  The faster the mount you choose, the greater risk of injury.  The fastest mounts have a 10% risk of death associated with riding them each day.

 

1958.  Mounts used as pack horses have a 10% daily risk of loosing your entire inventory when spooked by: the wind, Varric's chest hair, Vivienne's outfit, or Iron Bull munching cookies.

[PsychoBlonde]

1959.  Cassandra is violently allergic to Ser-Pounce-a-lot.

1960.  You are forced to place Vivienne in a 12-step program regarding her addiction to fabulous, fabulous clothes.

1961.  In order to make the Inquisitor more of an "ordinary person", he/she regularly catches colds and has intestinal distress from bad food.  There will be reports that the Inquisitor has "the Voice" from Skyrim, but that's just sneezing.  What happens at the other end doesn't bear thinking about.

[TanithAeyrs]

1962.  If Vivienne does not regularly attend her 12 step meetings the player randomly looses from 1000 to 10000 gold every time they leave her in camp due to her shopping addiction. 

1963.  None of the mages will assist the Inquisitor when he/she becomes ill for fear of developing spell resistant bacteria.

[PsychoBlonde]

1964.  In his off hours the Iron Bull likes to tool around Orlais wearing a loud Hawaiian shirt and socks with sandals.

[Gamercat]

1965. Mage pants are now available! They are however, crotchless.

[dragonflight288]

1966: That manuscript by Maferath we pick up in the Temple of Andraste by Haven is actually written by George Orwell and it's the Thedas version of 1984 and Animal Farm. 

[Brass_Buckles]

1967.  The Fade design will be based on the artwork of Dali and Escher.

[Darth Krytie]

1968. Every LI dresses up like a Storm Trooper for the consummation scene.

[satunnainen]

1968. Every LI dresses up like a Storm Trooper for the consummation scene.

 

1968a. Every male LI hopes the sarcastic inquisitor does not repeat the famous Leia quote...

[PsychoBlonde]

1969.  All the rumored companions are not actual companions.  There is no Iron Bull, no Solas, no "Sera", no bearded Grey Warden.  There is, however, a fat guy named Vinnie who does drains.

[mousestalker]

1970a. In a shout out to crafting, the beards will be knitted.

 

[Gamercat]

1971. A new sexy armour DLC will be released and will include such items as the Stiletto heels of Andraste,  The Golden Panties of house Tethras, The G-string of The Howes, and the Ancient pasties of the couslands. All armours are wearable by both genders.

[Maclimes]

1972. Nevarra

[Dio Demon]

1973. Agents will send you postcards of famous locations in Nevarra and the Free Marches. Saying 'Wish you could be here.'  Original idea by VanDaen

[Darth Krytie]

1974: Your keep will be decorated with nothing but pictures of Jensen Ackles wearing brick-patterned pants.

[satunnainen]

1975. In the end of the game, there will be a great feast in your house/keep/castle with surviving party members and other friends. The main course will be roasted high dragon with a huge apple in its mouth. 

[PsychoBlonde]

1979.  Nathaniel makes a brief comeback, causing Varric to inundate you with such witty (ahem) lines as "So Howe's things?" and "Howe are we going to do that?" and "I don't know Howe you do it!" until the Old God of Puns appears and chews off all Varric's clothing.

[Gamercat]

1980. The new Orlisian ball attire of choice is bell bottoms and platformers.

[Brass_Buckles]

1981.  Everyone who isn't  bald will be evil.

1981a.  Varric will be especially evil due to his extra chest pelage.

[PsychoBlonde]

1982.  Mage staffs now have fixed bayonets.

1982a.  Instead of, you know, weird soapstone statues of dogs and Andraste.

[mousestalker]

1983. Qunari mage staffs are all actually umbrellas. So the saarebas do not get wet, catch colds and die without official permission.

[Brass_Buckles]

1984.  The Inquisitor exists because of the demands of the Qun.

[Gamercat]

1985. The inquisition get's nothing done because the inquisitor constantly insists on stopping for frozen yogurt.