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[Lillian]

2009. As a game mechanic, dwarves must follow the Laws of Natural Hair Equilibrium. Dwarves' bodies can only have amazing handlebars, treasure chests.... Or carpets. 

[Brass_Buckles]

2010.  The Inquisitor will die midway through the game, forcing you to play one of the other party members for the rest of the game instead, generally the one you liked least.

2010a.  There's a surpise guest writer:  George R. R. Martin.

[Gamercat]

2011. Due to new graphics on the Frostbite 3 engine, players will have a hard time discerning if they are watching Dragon age Inquisiton, or a L'oreal hair commercial.

[PsychoBlonde]

2012.  In addition to critical hits, there will now be critical fumbles rolled on a random table, including:

• "Sic Transit Gloria Mundi"
• "I meant to do that"
• "Faceplant"
• "Ass over Teakettle"
• "Thankfully, I have a spare"
• "What does a spleen do, anyway?  Is it important?"
• "Instant Sex Change"

[PsychoBlonde]

2013.  Vivienne cusses in Latin.  The Inquisitor cusses in Pig Latin.

[Iron Fist]

2014. The game will be released this year. 

[Gamercat]

2014. The inquisitor forces all companions to pose for a sexy calender.

[Volus Warlord]

2015.) There will be in-game erotic magazines for each major race.

 

Elves: Flat-Eared Bimbos

Dwarves: Fun Size Finaglements

Quanari: Lawful Fury

Human: Gazongas Monthly

 

 

Darkspawn: Broodmother Love

Demon: Fade Away

[Brass_Buckles]

2016.  The Inquisitor will wake up at the end and realize that it was all just a dream.

[satunnainen]

2017. Every single conversation in game will one way or another involve sausages.

[Darth Krytie]

2018: A companion will say "Electric Boogalooo" every time someone says the word "two".

[Orian Tabris]

2019. Dragon Age: Inquisition Ultimate Edition comes out.

2020. Tattoos will be replaced by face paint in the Character Customisation screen.

2020a. The face paint fades when the character reaches level 5.

2020b. Every companion the player can get before level 5 will have face paint, too.

[TanithAeyrs]

2014.  The horses are a lie.  All party members will be issued coconuts instead.

2015.  The last remaining gryphon will be found, obese and dying of uncontrolled diabetes at a Qunari cookie stand.  The game ends when the Inquisitor is crushed by the gryphon when it starts having seizures due to ketoacidosis.

2016.  A Qunari invasion is prevented when the Orlesians create a trail of chocolate chip pumpkin bread that leads off a cliff.

2017.  It turns out that Qunari bear a remarkable resemblance to lemmings when following a trail of sugary treats. 

[satunnainen]

2018. Lesser known fact about qunari is, that all their women look like Flemeth.

2019. Lesser known fact about Flemeth is that she decided to hide in the forest because she got tired of scaring away the unmarried male qunaris who were constantly proposing her.

2020. Flemeth had to learn the dragon form, because that is about the only thing that can scare away a young qunari male who is trying to "court" a woman.

2021. qunari conquered seheron, because Flemeth was hiding there at that time.

[Killdren88]

2022. At the main menu of the game there will be a recap of the last two games. They will begin the recaps with "Last time on  Dragon Age Z!" And they will get the narrator from DBZ to do it.

[Spectre Impersonator]

2023. I heard this morning that Maric is confirmed as an LI and his death is non-canon. 

[Cezelle]

2024. Because of Iron Bull's very impractical horns the inquisitor must guide him through every doorway through the tactics system. If you don't do this Iron Bull will try to do it himself which will result in him repeatedly banging his head against the doorpost, this will cause him to knock himself out. When he comes to he will forget what he was doing and wander off by himself and leave the party.

[Lambdadelta]

2025. Several times during dialogue, there will appear to be a Monty Python reference about to be made, only to be subverted at the last moment in a manner that also viciously and unsubtly mocks the player, with strong hints that this mocking is done on the devs' behalf.

[Gamercat]

2026. Flemeth has another daughter who resides in the dales. She has used black magic to create a host of flying monkeys with which she will dominate and rule Thedas.

[Clat1]

2027. At the end of the game, the scene fades discovering all the characters in present day dresses, sitting around a table and playing the Dragon Age pen & paper RPG.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

2028. Introducing Random Tavern Encounters! Every time the party enters a tavern there's a chance for the resident bards to pick up a familiar tune, a sure sign of something about to go down...includes some of the following exciting possibilities:

• Game of Thrones theme: Someone's either going to get killed, or get laid (either way, probably by a relative).
• Skyrim theme: A dragon's going to set fire to the tavern. That or someone's going to get their kneecap shot.
• Frozen's 'Let it Go': A blood mage comes out of the closet with this lethally heartwarming solo.
• Bohemian Rhapsody: Featuring the voices and NPC likenesses of the entire Bioware development team.

[Brass_Buckles]

2029.  The Maker is revealed to be a griffin.

2029a.  One of the companions will mutter, "So that's where they went."

[Gamercat]

2030. It turns out that demons love tea! The inquisitor uses the fade tears as an opportune situation to host a massive tea party.

[mousestalker]

2031. Blue lyrium is mint flavoured
2032. Red lyrium is cherry flavoured.

2033. In one out of ten thousand nuggets of lyrium is a gold centre. The discoverer immediately becomes the darkspawn of their choice.

2034. There is no chocolate lyrium.

[mousestalker]

2035. Also, the cat army will return...



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