2036. There will be a kill animation where every companion grabs an arm or a leg of an enemy and, working together, you all heave said enemy off a cliff.
2036a. If there is no cliff nearby, you heave them off the tallest thing in the immediate vicinity and they get up, dust themselves off, and cuss at you.
2036b. If the enemy is too large, the heaving animation is canceled and the Inquisitor receives the "hernia" injury.
2037: Every battle becomes a rousing dance number featuring the Hokey Pokey, Electric Slide, and Chicken Dance. Whomever can manage to finish with their poker face intact wins.
2038. Vivienne and Flemeth will compare the length of their hairstyles and swap salon details.
2039 18.7% of the development budget is being spent on cameos and the reappearance of The Warden and Hawk
2041. Elf, Dwarf, and Qunari race will be unlockable, we will be required to beat the game once as a human to play as other races.
2040. At some point, someone will burst out of a giant cake.
2040a. The person who bursts out of the cake will be completely random however, possibilities include nugs, darkspawn, demons, previous companions, and the divine herself.
2042. Pause-and-play has been replaced by "bullet time". Wait, no guns. "Cannonball time".
2043. It is revealed that the Qunari are all green/blue colorblind, but they see a color that humans don't which is only referred to in game as "shmurple".
2044 b. Merrill tries to take a bite out of the Thaig.
2023. I heard this morning that Maric is confirmed as an LI and his death is non-canon.
2023a. It also means, that (female) inquisitor is the mother of Alistair. Arl Eamon made up the story about servant girl, because time travel gives everyone headaches when they try to figure out the cause and effect of things.
2045. The game-wide minigame is a pole dancing competition, with clubs, brackets, and contenders in all the major populated areas. Varric is the current Grand Champion of the Free Marches circuit.
2046. A vicious intrigue will be resolved by the timely application of an extra-large anchovy-and-pineapple pizza.
2046a: Though, everyone that eats the anchovy and pineapple pizza turn into abominations because pineapple on pizza is, in fact, an abomination.
2047. Emile De Launcet is now the only romanceable character in the game.
2049: Whenever you get revived by a Spirit Healer, they say "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
2051. A meeting is held to discuss issues of groping within the inquisition ranks. It would seem Cassandra is identified as the main culprit.
2052. The scholars had decided to finally test the old enigma about unstoppable force meeting immovable object. Unfortunately they had to cancel the test when they figured out that both of these would be Aveline. Now they are rethinking the problem.
2053. In order to keep the game playable on older hardware, mounts will only run as fast as the Inquisitor can sprint.
2053a. But man, will those slow motion gallops look epic on your screen.
2054. Tallis will make an appearance by means of sprinting past a fight between the Inquisitor and co. and the Red Templars, never to be seen again.
2055. Technological advances within the inquisition brings about the creation of 'boob' guns. They will be the most powerful weapon in the game and they will look something like this.
Useable by both male and female characters.
2056. Due to being set in Orlais there will be a fashion mini-game. Its inspired by the Pokemon mini-game in Ruby and Sapphire where you were able to have your Pokemon look Fabulous by the moves they did. So in no way is it limited to Female characters only.
2056a. Yes the Higher Level you are the more Fabulous you can look in the mini-game.
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