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[Darth Krytie]

2057: The soundtrack to Inquisition is going to be sung, a cappella, by the cast of Glee.

[PsychoBlonde]

2058.  The elves develop deadly ear-mounted knives and declare that they don't want to hear any more comments about knife-ears.

[Brass_Buckles]

2059.  As the Inquisitor, it will be possible for you to call for the Rite of Annulment on the entirety of Orlais.

[PsychoBlonde]

2059a.  In which case it becomes inverted and the only person who gets killed is yourself.

[mousestalker]

2060. The Inquisitor can also call for the rite of Annealment. In which case every Orlesian is magically welded to at least one other person.

[satunnainen]

2061. To save some production time, the game is delivered without any scripting. Instead they are providing a written plot and a tool for the player to write the necessary scripts themselves. The language Bioware is using for scripting is cobol.

[mousestalker]

2062. City elf children will have to walk to Chantry school uphill, in the snow, even in summer. Their return journey home will also be uphill, in the snow, even in summer.

[TanithAeyrs]

2063.  Dalish elf children, oblivious to the plight of city elves, ride Halla uphill both ways to their aravals for enlightening lessons on tanning leather and hiding from shemlen, and possibly (depending on the clan) demon summoning and binding.

[PsychoBlonde]

2064.  There will be an achievement for ignoring everyone who ever attempts to approach you and talk to you.

2064a.  It will unlock a new game mode in which you constantly receive random letters from people telling you how your ignorage changed their lives:

• "At first, I thought you were just a jerk, but then I realized that I don't have to ask for help, I can become the help!"
• "Your total disregard has ruined me forever.  I go now to throw myself from the tallest tower."
• "Thank you for the confidence you have reposed in me.  I now go to spend all of the treasury funds on exploding camels."

[PsychoBlonde]

2065.  The game no longer tells you when you have letters.  If you wait too long to check the mail, you are buried in a letter-lanche.

[frankf43]

2066 Due to being based in Orlais characters will lose reputation points for wearing unfashionable shoes.

[Gamercat]

2067. When the devs say that Cassandra and Cullen are romanceable, they mean by each other. You can hook the Knight templar and the seeker up, but your inquisitor cannot romance them him/herself.

[Brass_Buckles]

2068.  There will be at least one character who mysteriously shows up wherever you go.

2068a.  This will happen no matter how unlikely it seems.  Deep roads?  There's the character.  In the Fade?  Yup.  Underwater?  You betcha.

[satunnainen]

2069. The dalish finally figure out that if some old invention or habit or other part of culture has been forgotten, its probably for a good reason. So they decide to look forward instead. A month later they have invented concrete and are building their first suburb with concrete houses and a tarmac highway to the nearest city.

[Arureruto]

2070. Plot twist: You are Flemeth.

[Lillian]

2071. It's revealed that while the 3/3/3 split is true, Cullen is actually the third MAGE!!! How scandalous.

[Brass_Buckles]

2072.  Everyone will be shocked when yet another love interest is revealed...

2072a.  It is your horse.

[TKavatar]

2073: The horse prefers on being top.

[Lillian]

2073: The horse prefers on being top.

[Dominus]

2074. Your Steed of choice becomes best pony. Hidden Romance Option available, as seen by the officers above.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

2075. Completing your pony's romance upgrades its appearance to an alicorn, who will then begin her benevolent reign over Thedas as its new princess.

[PsychoBlonde]

2076.  Spirit Healer is now the most powerful offensive mage specialization; if you overheal people, they explode.  Or it seals their orifices shut.  Either way.

[PsychoBlonde]

2077.  It was decided that gear slots were too restrictive and not customizable enough.  You can now wear any item on any part of your body.  Boots on head.  Arms through your pant holes.  Crossbow on foot.  Males can now wear a surprisingly large number of rings.

[Brass_Buckles]

2078.  Oh sure, everyone's happy about the bees... until they learn that the enemy also has bees.

[MidnightsFury]

 

I give you the Inquisitor. In fancy heels, of course.