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[TanithAeyrs]

2079.  To increase the visual appeal of the game there is now an epic kill animation triggered by drowning a dragon in thousands of yard of Orlesian lace summoned by Vivienne.

[TanithAeyrs]

2080.  Cullen is a LI and companion.  However, he is inhabited by Cole in the same manner Anders was inhabited by Justice and has developed a multiple personality disorder.  When in combat you either get a rogue that tries to tank, or an invisible Templar that sneaks around and uses a dagger.

[Kaibe]

2081. The main enemy of Inquisition is tainted cheese.

[DarthSliver]

2082. Cullen maybe a LI and Companion but you can easily accidently kill him before you obtain him as a character in the game. One way is choosing the wrong dialogue option in the beginning of the game can unknowingly kill him where you will run into him as being the Leader of the Red Templars. 

[CybAnt1]

2078.  Oh sure, everyone's happy about the bees... until they learn that the enemy also has bees.

 

2078a. Worse yet, some of the enemies are bees. Killer bees. 

 

 

And no, you can't get away from these just by jumping in the water. 

[ReallyRue]

2083: All romance options are with NPCs, the companions only romance each other.

[TanithAeyrs]

2084.  The returning character from "Asunder" is the woman who left the ball in shame after her dress was ripped.  Cole will be found dead in the opening scene.

[Brass_Buckles]

2085.  There will be two geese guarding a dungeon.

[Rosey]

2086. And inside will be but a simple rabbit

[PsychoBlonde]

2087.  You will be able to dress the party Mabari in a tartan sweater and hat.  And he will look precious.

[Brass_Buckles]

2088.  You will be able to make your entire party dress up in various animal costumes.

2088a.  The banter between animal-costumed companions and your Inquisitor will be both epic and hilarious.

2088b.  Most of your companions will not like wearing animal costumes.  Most.

2088c.  The two party members who actually like the animal costumes will occasionally banter pretending to be that animal and act disappointed when no one else plays along.

[satunnainen]

2089. The best term to describe the new armor design is: Shark dressed Man.

[Naesaki]

2090. One of the rogue's new abilities will be the ability to breakdance to send the enemy into the groove 

[CybAnt1]

2090a. This ability is most effective if you are wearing the hamster outfits from 2088. 

 

[Kaibe]

Inquisition's release date will only be revealed once a sufficient amount of tears has been amassed at the Bioware altar.

[PsychoBlonde]

2091.  The Qunari commission a set of pictures of Orlesian fashions in an attempt to broadcast just how disgustingly corrupt and decadent the Orlesian court is.  This backfires horribly as the pictures start a Thedas-wide fashion craze.  Approximately 90% of the young female population runs away to Orlais.

[Brass_Buckles]

2092.  The Inquisitor will be able to use the heads of Solas, Vivienne, and Iron Bull as mirrors.

2092a.  If they are arranged just so, they can focus a beam of sunlight strong enough to set a ship on fire.

[DarthSliver]

2093. Dragon Age Inquisition will be a foretelling of the future, after we beat the final boss our Inquisitor will wake up with the beginning of the game replaying again. This will indicate that our character was unable to change the future, but knew what was going to happen. 

[mousestalker]

2094. Solas isn't really one person. Solas is the embodiment of a musical collective.

[Darth Krytie]

2095: The Inquisitor is, in fact, the Risen Andraste.

[PsychoBlonde]

2096.  Qunari females develop a brassiere so intimidating that a single exotic dancer is able to conquer approximately 3 cities before being defeated by back pain and under-boob sweat.

2096a.  An Orlesian author turns this event into a play so realistic that people across Thedas wind up hiding under their beds from the Mighty Cleavage.

[TanithAeyrs]

2097.  Everyone will have chest hair, and lots of it.  This solves the problem of the sex scenes.  There will be full nudity but nothing can be seen due to the thick pelts everyone in Thedas has grown. 

2097a.  It is suspected the increase in werewolf sightings is somehow linked to the increase in chest hair.

[satunnainen]

2098. There will be a collection of bad jokes hidden in various places around the game world. If the Inquisitor manages to collect them all, the Inquisitor gets a clown suit, and throwable cream pies as weapon. If the main boss is defeated with a cream pie as killing blow, there is a special achievement.

[XMissWooX]

Here are a couple, courtesy of a very strange dream I had last night:

2099 - The Inquisitor is an Australian-accented athlete who likes sailing.
2100 - His appearance changes depending on which angle people look at him - head on he looks like your typical tanned, blonde-haired-blue-eyed pretty-boy, but when you look at him from the side he looks exactly like a blonde Hawke + beard.
2101 - Cullen's weapon of choice is a massive portable cannon, although he often laments that he has an even bigger one, but the Inquisitor won't let him use it.
2102 - The Inquisitor can find a cache of ancient Pentaghast Healing Potions. Drinking one causes Cassandra to freak out.
2103 - Lions are enemies, tigers are allies.

[PsychoBlonde]

2104.  Every time you visit a desert area, Varric and Cullen get out little RC cars and have a race.

2104a.  They also use their RC vehicles to "probe" Veil tears.