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Unconfirmed Rumours About What's In DA: Inquisition


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2105. There is jumping in the game, but it can only be done on a magic pogo stick the Quiz carries with him. BTW, if you use it in indoor rooms/caves and other areas with low ceilings, you have a chance of hitting the roof, and knocking yourself unconscious. 

2105a. What people have taken as "sprinting" is, in fact, the Quiz utilizing a skateboard he carries with himself everywhere he goes. 

2105b. If the Quiz successfully does certain very extravagant Tony Hawk-style moves on his skateboard, he will unlock several unique achievements. 



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2106.  While visiting Orlais, you must wear a pocket watch or the Inquisitor will be arrested.

2106a.  Sufficient fashion faux pas along with lack of a pocket watch will result in your Inquisitor's execution.


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2107, The most epic weapon in game will be the Swearing Sword of Dalish. It was created by an ancient elven master swordsmith, who was supposed to create a regular talking sword, but hit his finger with a mallet at the critical moment when the sword was learning its vocabulary. It will be fully voiced by Samuel L. Jackson. 


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2108. The Inquisitor will have an Elven History lesson, he will learn the true reason why the great Elf Society fell.

 

2108a. The history will be different for each Inquisitor, depending on race, but the one that the Elf Inquisitor learns is the true history of the Elfs. That one is the Elfs destroyed their own great society through greed and corruption, how most great civilizations fall. 



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2109.  It turns out that the eluvian system wasn't supposed to be permanently down--the support crew took it down for "maintenance" and then got involved in a really intense game of Flappy Bird and forgot.

2109a.  After the 400th "sorry for any inconvenience, your call is important to us" message the trapped elves waiting on the system restart went berserk and murdered everyone.


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2110. Bioware is going to delay the game another year to implement all these unconfirmed rumors in the thread. They want to make sure the fans have everything they desire in the game. 


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IS THAT A REPUBLIC COMMANDO AVATAR OH MY GOD I STILL STEAL MY BOYTOY'S SCORCH ACTION FIGURE AN...

 

2111. Raphael Sbarge will be voicing at least one companion, since that makes everyone feel better.


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2112. After you beat the game the first time you will unlock the Mage class for Dwarves. This is because of what Sandal said in DA2 " The Sky will tear open and everyone will have magic again" (do correct if I misquoted)

2112a. The unlock is due for getting the end game Trophy/Achievement for beating Dragon Age Inquisition. 



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2113. The last companion to be revealed will be a dancing snowflake named "Precious". His catch phrase will be "Buck up, buttercup!"
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2014: Whenever you leave your game idle too long, every character on screen turns into a dancing hamster.


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2109.  It turns out that the eluvian system wasn't supposed to be permanently down--the support crew took it down for "maintenance" and then got involved in a really intense game of Flappy Bird and forgot.

2109a.  After the 400th "sorry for any inconvenience, your call is important to us" message the trapped elves waiting on the system restart went berserk and murdered everyone.

 

2109b.  Imshael is the spirit of automated call menus.  Hence why he's so nasty.


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2115.  Chaos ensues after a patisserie begins selling dragon-blood-flavored jelly beans.  With real dragon blood.


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2115.  Chaos ensues after a patisserie begins selling dragon-blood-flavored jelly beans.  With real dragon blood.

2115a.  This may have something to do with the fact that now hordes of peasants have become Reavers.


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2115b. Which is confusing as the said peasants insist in forming thread of various types into 'roven croth' by using their 'wooms'.
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2115c.  OR it could just be a coincidence.  Yeah, that's their story and they're sticking to it.

2115d.  In other news, dragon blood tastes like liquorice mixed with rainbows and fairy dust.


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2116, Mages have figured out, that if they walk around without carrying a huge staff in their back, and not wearing that traditional mage dress robe, and try not to throw fireballs and lightning around in public places, they have a lot easier time hiding from the templars.


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2117a: Nightmare Mode consists of Statler and Waldorf critiquing and heckling your entire performance.

2117b: Lose too many hitpoints, and they start booing at the screen.

2117c: Die, and they just shake their muppet heads at you in shame and ask what else is on.


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2118. there will be required mining mini-game, to finish it your will have to find seven dwarves and herd them to the mine by singing the song from that old disney version of snow white.

2118a. yes you the player with have to sing. 


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2118. there will be required mining mini-game, to finish it your will have to find seven dwarves and herd them to the mine by singing the song from that old disney version of snow white.

2118a. yes you the player with have to sing. 

 

Dragon Age Inquisition - Better with Kinect! :P



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2116, Mages have figured out, that if they walk around without carrying a huge staff in their back, and not wearing that traditional mage dress robe, and try not to throw fireballs and lightning around in public places, they have a lot easier time hiding from the templars.

 

2116a. They have found to blend in, it's better to wear a baseball cap, bermuda shorts, sandals, and a camera around their neck. OK, sorry, wrong era, magical scrying stone. 


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2116b. However mages, or really anyone else, that wear crocs will be executed on the spot.
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2119.  Qunari are actually descendant from bunnies not dragons



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2120. If you annoy Varric, when you accept quests he starts rattling off a radio-style disclaimer indicating that no statement the Quiz has made should be considered binding in any way, shape, or form, and, in fact, he doesn't certify that the Quiz even exists or is capable of filling requests.

2120a.  Vivienne chimes in with the statement that the Quiz is not intended to cure, treat, prevent, or alleviate any disease.

2120b.  And then Cassandra says "side effects may include crass humor, nausea, head trauma, confusion, delerium, meteor strikes, ice balls, and death."


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2119.  Qunari are actually descendant from bunnies not dragons


2121. It is a documented fact that the Qunari are, in fact, Alces alces
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2122.  If the Inquisitor gets hurt, you will be able to ask your LI to "kiss it and make it better".


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