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[Brass_Buckles]

2165.  If the Inquisitor, or any other party member, rides a horse or other mount for too long, they will get stat debuffs relating to a sore backside.

[Hydromatic]

So when did this thread derail? lol

 

Anyway, 2166. Schmooples has grown 20 times larger since Origins, and will be an available mount in Inquisition

[PsychoBlonde]

Derail?  This was the entire and original purpose of the thread.

[MrMrPendragon]

2167.) Everything that happens after the explosion is a dream because you're being indocrinated by the Maker.

[PsychoBlonde]

2168.  There will be an "awesome speech" mini-game wherein you will construct an awesome speech from pre-made parts such as "we will fight them on the beaches!" and "if this be treason, make the most of it!"  The game is like a puzzle.  If you successfully manage to fit all the parts into a single eloquent speech, you win the game and get one of a selection of fabulous prizes.

[Brass_Buckles]

2169.  The Fade will be made of cheese.

2169a.  And also bees.

[Deflagratio]

2170: Better on Xbox One; The climax of the romantic plot lines will have full Kinect Functionality.

[MrMrPendragon]

2170: Better on Xbox One; The climax of the romantic plot lines will have full Kinect Functionality.

Lol. Thanks for the laugh

[satunnainen]

2171, The only python reference in game will be Terry Jones re-enacting his famous piano/organ playing scene. 

[PsychoBlonde]

2172.  The castle cook goes ballistic when requested to provide vegetarian, GMO-free, gluten-free, organic, cruelty-free, allergen-free options for several companions.

[Need for Sleep]

2173. The enraged cook becomes a high difficulty boss encounter, which uses blood magic to summon demons that posses slices of roast nug and other dishes in the kitchen.

2173a. Upon defeating said encounter, the cook is replaced by a low cost Qunari cook, who denies all requests with "No." and serves only cookies. This causes the Inquisition to become out of shape, thus failing to save Thedas.

[mousestalker]

2172a. No companion has more than two or less than one of the listed requirements above.

[satunnainen]

2174. Dragons, being intelligent creatures, figure out that they are going extinct because all these groups of heroes go around killing them. So they decide to "evolve" into something less harmful and threatening. They take the form of a large pigeons. Unfortunately they soon after go extinct when an enraged golem on a mission stomps them all to death.

[Dominus]

2175. The game requires DA: Origins and a permanent hatred for darkspawn to play. If the problem still persists, please visit help.DA.com.

[Kaibe]

2176. There will be a spit mage specialization.

[Brass_Buckles]

2177.  We will eventually learn that the Inquisitor was born with a dragon soul, so as to be able to shout dragons into submission.  --Wait, wrong game.

[PsychoBlonde]

2177a.  The Inquisitor can still shout dragons into submission, though.

 

2178.  In order to exit the game you will have to: 1.) return to the castle; 2.) feed the Inquisitor dinner; 3.) find the Inquisitor's snugglie bear; 4.) put the Inquisitor to bed; 5.) read the Inquisitor a story; 6.) sing the Inquisitor a song; 7.) fetch the Inquisitor a drink of water; 8.) take the Inquisitor to the bathroom; 9.) put the Inquisitor BACK in bed.

[mousestalker]

2179. One of the highlights of the Orlesian part of the game is the PC attending a tragic musical based upon the liberation of the senior mage from Dragon Age: Origins entitled Opera: Wynne Free. Be sure to have your hankies handy.

[cJohnOne]

Is Opera: Wynne Free.  Oprah Winfrey?

[Brass_Buckles]

2180.  The Friends of Red Jenny will turn out to be a weight loss program.

[TanithAeyrs]

2180a.  The box you retrieved from the First Enchanter's quarters contained 6 months worth of meal plan coupons (for the deluxe diet meals that only taste a little like cardboard).

2180b.  Meal plan coupons cost twice as much if you are Qunari.

2180c.  Cookies are unavailable with Red Jenny meals.

[PsychoBlonde]

2181.  There will be "board style" quests again, but these are rather tricky as they enjoin you to do things like "kill 17.3 feral nugs".  Figuring out how to kill exactly .3 of a nug is . . . challenging.

2181a.  Needless to say if you go over you have to wipe the counter and start again.

[Brass_Buckles]

2182.  With the advent of DLC mounts, halla will no longer only be white.  They will also come in blue, green, red, orange, and various other assorted rainbow colors.

[PsychoBlonde]

2182a.  They also go on their own adventures independent of the party and learn the magic of friendship.

[PsychoBlonde]

2183.  The Halla mounts are extremely fast but cannot be steered.  They are, however, highly useful for getting rid of annoying companions.