2240. There will be a part in the game where you will have to win a battle or be forced into becoming a Golem like Shale. Losing the battle you will take control of Cassandra and will have to destroy the control rod so the Inquisitor can finish their quest to stop the Veil Tear.
2240a. However if you are a Dwarven Inquisitor this will start out as a choice, but if you refuse the offer than you will have to win a battle or it will be forced on you.
2241. In a departure from the preceding games, there is no Mabari companion. Well, until halfway through the game, when Sera gets turned into a Mabari by a badly-aimed spell. Even this, however, proves insufficient to get her to shut up.
2241a. Sera the Dog's battle cry is "Is that edible? Let's find out!"
2241b. Varric thinks being a Mabari looks like fun and is very disappointed when you refuse to turn him into one.
2242. Varric's mount will be a nug. Since it's too small for him to ride, he runs along after it trying to capture it, yelling about barbecue.
2244. DLCs from Origins and DA2 that you didn't play will have been completed either by an Orlesian Warden or Hawke's hitherto unknown half-sister (who has the Blood Of The Hawke™ and is also famous enough in Ostwick for Tallis to go there instead of Kirkwall).
2245. You will discover that in addition to owning a mercenary company, the Iron Bull owns (through intermediaries) every brothel in Orlais and most of Nevarra. He has also cornered the narcotics trade. He's thinking of starting a line of cosmetics and perfumes, or possibly clothing under his own label.
2246. Every time you meet someone new, Varric comes up with a new, ridiculously inflated title for the Inquisitor.
2250. Everything we have heard about the game through official channels will prove to be false. We will not even be playing as the Inquisitor.
2251. Players will be able to pay for instant kills that last for 30 seconds aka enough time to wipe out a enemy group. This is because with the success of facebook games being that people actually pay for more energy so they can keep playing, Bioware has figured they can get people to pay to beat hard encounters. The price of this instant killing ability is unknown but it has been said to cost 1 to 2 dollars each pop.
2250. Everything we have heard about the game through official channels will prove to be false. We will not even be playing as the Inquisitor.
2250a. Someone else, however, WILL be playing as the Inquisitor.
Mm, I'm getting to the point where I think I'm repeating myself. Oh well!
2254. The Iron Bull keeps trying to convince drakes to rebel against the sexist matriarchy of the High Dragons.
2254a. He also does this to anyone who supports Celene for the Imperial Throne.
2254b. And party members if the Inquisitor is female.
2254c. He has some Issues with women in leadership positions.
2254d. It's not that he's against women, he just wants to know why the men aren't getting this stuff done, already. Wimps.
2254e. If they put HIM in charge, he'd have this whole situation wrapped up in a week, tops.
2254f. Next Wednesday at the outside.
2254g. Friday if his special sword-sharpening kit gets delayed in the mail.
2256. Inquisition will offer a new Social Justice Warrior class to the game. It will defeat it's foes by constantly preaching about social justice and reuse arguments that have already been used, beat topics to death over and over again until the enemies get annoyed and leave. dropping their loot as they cover their ears to drown out the never ending prattle.
2256. Inquisition will offer a new Social Justice Warrior class to the game. It will defeat it's foes by constantly preaching about social justice and reuse arguments that have already been used, beat topics to death over and over again until the enemies get annoyed and leave. dropping their loot as they cover their ears to drown out the never ending prattle.
so we get justice from awakening back?
2257. solas's actually has hair, it's just invisible
2258. For the stats of hand to hand unarmed combat, you can choose your char to have either reach or flexibility.
2259. Every mage in game will be possessed by a demon.
2259a. Yes, even your companions.
2259b. And the Inquisitor, too, if the Inquisitor is a mage.
2259c. This will mean excellent boosts to anything in the "darker" trees and specializations of magic, however.
2259d. The downside is that Mage-Inquisitor will eventually be consumed/subsumed by the demon and you will no longer be able to control your character. You will instead only be able to follow him/her around as he/she makes all the most evil possible decisions.
2260. Although Inquisition is a single-player game, there will still be multiplayer style voice and text chat which NPC's use for filling your life with homophobic slurs and your companions use for calling you a noob.
2263: There will be a 'homestuck mode' that turns all qunari horns candy corn colored.
2264. The actual protagonist of the game is a nug. The Inquisitor is the nug's sidekick.
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