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Dear Bioware, I want a Qunari woman in my bed.


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#76
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draken-heart wrote...

 

All I have to say



Can we ask why you're so against the idea? Obviously, if you don't want to romance a Tal-Vashoth then don't.

EDIT:

Image IPB

That is all.

Modifié par Versus Omnibus, 23 septembre 2012 - 03:57 .


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Cerberus Commando wrote...

 Is it just me? Or am I the only person here that wants to be taken advantaged by a Hott, tall, semi muscular, sexy, pure blood Qunari Female??? Huh? Anybody else besides me? Anybody?????:P


A Qunari woman in your bed? Granted.
Your PC will find a Qunari assassin hiding in his bed chamber. :P


That said...

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I wouldn't kick her out of bad for eating crackers.

#78
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So how 'bout it, Bioware? Can we please get a Tal-Vashoth/Qunari woman as a love interest?

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Sten said if he had sex with Morrigan, she'd be dead. So I think a Qunari woman would kill a human in bed. Of course, that won't stop some people here.

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DarkKnightHolmes wrote...

Sten said if he had sex with Morrigan, she'd be dead. So I think a Qunari woman would kill a human in bed. Of course, that won't stop some people here.


Some people took the Morinth ending in ME2. :P

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Chiramu wrote...

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Do it Bioware and u will slightly restore my faith in your company.


Sex is greater than writing now? I don't want to read Fifty Shades of Grey :<.

In a way, yes.

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A grey Hulk in bed with you! Sure, why not? Maybe next a broodmother love interest! Why stop here? Make everyone a LI!!!!

#83
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No your not the only one. I've been wanting one for a long time too.

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DarkKnightHolmes wrote...

Sten said if he had sex with Morrigan, she'd be dead. So I think a Qunari woman would kill a human in bed. Of course, that won't stop some people here.


And how many humans has Sten had sex with? And last I checked, the dialog only suggests that Qunari have a strong bite, nothing else.

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Versus Omnibus wrote...

DarkKnightHolmes wrote...

Sten said if he had sex with Morrigan, she'd be dead. So I think a Qunari woman would kill a human in bed. Of course, that won't stop some people here.


And how many humans has Sten had sex with? And last I checked, the dialog only suggests that Qunari have a strong bite, nothing else.

Just to be safe the pc's pelvic bone should be reinforced with adamantium like Wolverine, before they continue the relationship.

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Signed.

As long as we both wear some protective gear (it's called safe sex, ffs) things should be fine.

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The Hierophant wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

DarkKnightHolmes wrote...

Sten said if he had sex with Morrigan, she'd be dead. So I think a Qunari woman would kill a human in bed. Of course, that won't stop some people here.


And how many humans has Sten had sex with? And last I checked, the dialog only suggests that Qunari have a strong bite, nothing else.

Just to be safe the pc's pelvic bone should be reinforced with adamantium like Wolverine, before they continue the relationship.


Does anybody know how much a Qunari weighs? I doubt they're as heavy as people think they are.

Also, she doesn't need to be on top you know.

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Lithuasil wrote...

Dear Bioware,
please don't bend the premise (as far as we know it) backwards, just to make this weird part of the fanbase happy.

This. No more stupid fanservice.

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Soo, would lesbian sex with a Kossith female actually be safer than straight sex?

Because then I would say "HA! OWNED". :b

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Blackrising wrote...

Soo, would lesbian sex with a Kossith female actually be safer than straight sex?

Because then I would say "HA! OWNED". :b


According to those who are against the idea, yes. But that's only if a Qunari women weighs like, what, 800 pounds?

Still, good one. Image IPB

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Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:

Modifié par Sylvianus, 23 septembre 2012 - 10:30 .


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Blackrising wrote...

Soo, would lesbian sex with a Kossith female actually be safer than straight sex?

Because then I would say "HA! OWNED". :b

Nope, you'll still be killed by fisticuffs. :P

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Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

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Versus Omnibus wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

Bringing up Blackrising's beef with hetero relationships.

*edit* didn't respond to my ad hominem.:(

Modifié par The Hierophant, 23 septembre 2012 - 10:40 .


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Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:



Because this is a topic about a female Qunari LI. And people are talking about how Sten told Morrigan he would probably kill her if they had sex.
And because lately BSN had so many discussions about the LIs sexuality that I can't help but instantly think of something like that. Image IPB

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Versus Omnibus wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

My point is we don't need a female qunari in our bed, just because they are hot. For the sake of it, stupid fanservice.

Modifié par Sylvianus, 23 septembre 2012 - 10:38 .


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Sylvianus wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

My point is we don't need a female qunari in our bed, just because they are hot. For the sake of it, stupid fanservice.


But a Kossith (whether Qunari or Tal-Vashoth, male or female) LI would certainly introduce an interesting dynamic, wouldn't you say? The Kossith are a fascinating people.
The fact that they're hot is just a bonus.

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Sure why not have something besides humans and elves...

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Blackrising wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

My point is we don't need a female qunari in our bed, just because they are hot. For the sake of it, stupid fanservice.


But a Kossith (whether Qunari or Tal-Vashoth, male or female) LI would certainly introduce an interesting dynamic, wouldn't you say? The Kossith are a fascinating people.
The fact that they're hot is just a bonus.


For the sake of argument, wouldn't the Qunari female have to be considered an outlaw? I doubt the very hierarchical Qunari normal society would allow such an affair. Also, the ones that are outlaws still act as though they're a specific part of the hierarchy that everyone else is supposed to attack, as though they're playing a role. I don't really get Qunari logic, but this might make any attempt at romance difficult.

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Sylvianus wrote...

Versus Omnibus wrote...

Sylvianus wrote...

Don't even know why you are talking about lesbian sex and straight sex to begin with. Don't see your point. :huh:


I fail to see your own. How would an optional romance break Dragon Age's "premise?"

My point is we don't need a female qunari in our bed, just because they are hot. For the sake of it, stupid fanservice.


I can't speak for anybody else, but I don't want a Qunari/Tal-Vashoth women added because their hot. I want a Qunari/Tal-Vashoth women because they haven't appeared in the games yet, and I would like her to be a love interest because it would be interesting. We can romance witches, sleep with demons, and have a foursome with a pirate.

The way I see it, this isn't as crazy as those three.