But a Cactuar, or a Cactus, for those who have no idea what it is, you obviously live in a tropical place or are a teenager thus your ignorance or sun blind madness can be forgiven.
Now I know most of you are going F-Yeah! at this, however I know as this is the BSN some minority is likely screaming THIS IS STUUUPID and smacking someone in the face. So I'll play this out and show you this is the best idea ever.
First off the Ladies would go crazy for him, I mean look at that cold lifeless stare, and the prickly sensation you can get just rubbing up against him! At the same time look at that jaw droping action he's got going on! I mean is he excited? In wow of your beauty? Horrified as a male apendex of the lower regions is staring him in the face? He's full of mystery! Also he needs no armor or weapons! I mean look at those spikes, I mean heck you can pick him up after pleasing yourself and use him as a deadly, weapon! That makes him better than 99% of the Companions in all DA games! The one exception being Shale.
Now yes, yes I know, well that covers the women and creepy men, but hey there is also a female Cactuar! And it looks the same as the male, but hey throw on some boobs, a little makeup and you won't know them apart, just like with Aveline and a lumberjack. And the minority atraction doesn't end there.
Clearly the Japanese would go gaga over this and EA has been trying to push into Japan for years. Now you have something they'll want! At the same time we all know white males make up a large group of gamers, however part of that number hasn't been targeted such as the neo **** demograph, now if you look at the shape, and do this via DLC
And the Japanese would in praticular (also the ladies) would go crazy over this DLC armor add-on
Who needs a pirate hooker, or a black haired witch, or whiny emo men, or a clown, when you can have the strong silent type who's body is litterally a weapon?
And so I rest my case. If other people can make insane pointless romance requests and things to akwardly hump, then clearly this choice is the winner.
Modifié par RedArmyShogun, 19 septembre 2012 - 01:27 .
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Good one! High marks!
