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[Dutchess]

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

You guys have it all wrong.

Knowing Bioware the conversation during a sex scene would say: "If you would like your hero to orgasm, select this option for available DLC."

Haha, I can just imagine the face of the PC when that option comes up.

[LolaLei]

Shoeshinism wrote...

Merrill 'I'm a bloodmage y'know..'

... I was real close to making a disgusting joke there. I'll refrain.

[Fallstar]

Time to put my tier 4 deft hands to use...

[Battlebloodmage]

Just J-J...Jam it in.

Modifié par Battlebloodmage, 19 septembre 2012 - 04:03 .

[LolaLei]

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Shoeshinism wrote...

Merrill 'I'm a bloodmage y'know..'

... I was real close to making a disgusting joke there. I'll refrain.

Hawke: "Hey Merrill, uh where do you get all that blood?"

Merrill: "Sifting through the trash cans of the ladies' restrooms in Hightown, why?"

Eeesh, that's a thought. Does it count as blood magic if a female mage is casting during "that time of the month"? 

... Why am I even thinking about it? Urgh!

[Renmiri1]

The DA writers have a hashtag on twitter #DA3pickuplines  

"Give me one night and I'll blow up your Chantry, baby." 

If you're a Seeker, I've got what you're searching for. It's in my pants.

"I could walk you back to my place Orlais you in the alley."

Modifié par Renmiri1, 19 septembre 2012 - 04:07 .

[LolaLei]

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Xellith wrote...

You should be able to say "I love you" just so afterwards you can be all "that was just pillow talk baby" while being obnoxious.

In conjunction with this, they should dub the comment with Bruce Campbell's voice. Gender is irrelevant. Bruce Campbell's voice only.

Amen to that!

[Darth Death]

The minds of the dirty have appeared in numbers. My immediate retreat is recommended.

[LolaLei]

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

LolaLei wrote...

Shoeshinism wrote...

Merrill 'I'm a bloodmage y'know..'

... I was real close to making a disgusting joke there. I'll refrain.

Hawke: "Hey Merrill, uh where do you get all that blood?"

Merrill: "Sifting through the trash cans of the ladies' restrooms in Hightown, why?"

Eeesh, that's a thought. Does it count as blood magic if a female mage is casting during "that time of the month"? 

... Why am I even thinking about it? Urgh!

If it's that time of the month, then it's blood tragic.

BOOM BOOM TISH!

[Druss99]

Option 1: Do you smell fish?

Option 2: Don't look me in the eye. Infact cover your face.

Option 3: I banged a swamp witch you know...

[Maclimes]

Am I the only one who PREFERS the fade-to-black option? At least we can then choose to simply gloss over it, or imagine whatever we want.

[Bekkael]

If they are going to add something like this, then we need specific options for a female PC.

Diplomatic: *Pretend to orgasm* "Yeeeesssssss!"

Humor/Sarcasm: "You know, I could draw you a map if it would help."

Aggressive: "Is that it? I've had more satisfying stab wounds."

[Sejborg]

Diplomatic: Awesome ******

Sarcastic: Awesome ass

Aggressive: Let's put a smile on that face!!!

Modifié par Sejborg, 19 septembre 2012 - 04:20 .

[Sylvanpyxie]

Am I the only one who PREFERS the fade-to-black option?

No.

Am I only person that is enjoying seeing BSN lighten up for 10 minutes with dirty jokes and bad sexual innuendo? Honestly, it's a refreshing change of pace.

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 19 septembre 2012 - 04:14 .

[LolaLei]

Sejborg wrote...

Diplomatic: Awesome ******

Sarcastic: Awesome ass

Aggressive: ??

Agressive: "Get your rat out?" 

[Halfdan The Menace]

I boom boom you, you boom boom me? no?

[Renmiri1]

Sylvanpyxie wrote...

Am I the only one who PREFERS the fade-to-black option?

No.

Am I only person that is enjoying seeing BSN lighten up for 10 minutes with dirty jokes and bad sexual innuendo? Honestly, it's a refreshing change of pace.

QFT on both

[RedArmyShogun]

Option for M/M

Shut up and get to work you Fudge packer!