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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

axl99 wrote...

Posting here for posterity:

"I never asked to be a manly companion."

[Maclimes]

axl99 wrote...

"I never asked to be a manly companion."  

 

We call those "manpanions".

Modifié par Maclimes, 24 septembre 2012 - 09:00 .

[2leggywillow]

 All this mustache support art is beautiful.  I'll go add some of them to the original post later.

[nightcobra]

great sword...50 silver

lyrium markings...your memories

mustache...priceless

[upsettingshorts]

Fenris can't grow a mustache, it's a shame really. Too bad, pictures of him with one would have been funny.

[Maclimes]

Pseudocognition wrote...



Even canon facial hair has much room for improvement.

I never much cared for Howe before ... but now, wow. That's fantastic.

[brushyourteeth]

There is one, and only one problem with moustaches for DAIII (and beards, as long as they also have the upper-lip action):

Babies. Moustaches ---> babies. It's a fact that the birthrate of a population is in direct proportion to the number of moustaches its manly men sport.

And really, when is our character every going to have time to raise a bunch of moustache-induced babies? This isn't %#$*ing "Hearthfire" for Pete's sake!

That's why moustaches are no game, folks. No child's toy. It's a weapon of power, meant to be used with the utmost care and wielded only by those who are worthy.

As a close to my warning, however, I leave you this excellent quote from Minnie Pearl:
"Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there."

Modifié par brushyourteeth, 25 septembre 2012 - 04:39 .

[Anarya]

Pseudocognition wrote...

axl99 wrote...

Posting here for posterity:

"I never asked to be a manly companion."

Can I just have 10 Cassandra Jensens in my party? 

[Alan Rickman]

This thread is down on page three?

 

[Maclimes]

Sigrun shows us how it's done.

[Alan Rickman]

Sigrun pulls off the Selleck like a Ser.

[BunnyisCthulhu]

I love you guys. This is the best thread ever. I wholeheartedly convert and support the moustache.

[Masha Potato]

Maclimes wrote...



Sigrun shows us how it's done.

my precious waifu!

[Tasmen]

Maclimes wrote...



Sigrun shows us how it's done.

Yes, that one is perfect on her.

[upsettingshorts]

JobacNoor wrote...

This thread is down on page three?

 

Ron Swanson would be kind of disinterested in literally every other thread on this forum.  He doesn't understand why this one isn't stickied and the only one people post in.

[Maclimes]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ron Swanson would be kind of disinterested in literally every other thread on this forum.  He doesn't understand why this one isn't stickied and the only one people post in.

You could replace "Ron Swanson" in that statement with a fair number of posters in this thread, and it would still be accurate.

[Tasmen]

Maclimes wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ron Swanson would be kind of disinterested in literally every other thread on this forum.  He doesn't understand why this one isn't stickied and the only one people post in.

You could replace "Ron Swanson" in that statement with a fair number of posters in this thread, and it would still be accurate.

No, there is only one Ron Swanson.  We can only hope to someday rise to his level.  But we will NEVER be him.

[Maclimes]

Tasmen wrote...

Maclimes wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Ron Swanson would be kind of disinterested in literally every other thread on this forum.  He doesn't understand why this one isn't stickied and the only one people post in.

You could replace "Ron Swanson" in that statement with a fair number of posters in this thread, and it would still be accurate.

No, there is only one Ron Swanson.  We can only hope to someday rise to his level.  But we will NEVER be him.

I just meant in that one particular statement. Not in general.

[LPPrince]

I'm sad that not ONE of you have posted a picture of my facial hair. For shame.

[lv12medic]

By order of the Grey Warden Commander of Ferelden:

All non-Grey Warden personnel who work at facilities owned by Grey Wardens International LLC must here by comply with new appearance codes effective immediately.

1) Mustaches, that is all.

From the desk of the Grey Warden Commander of Ferelden.

[upsettingshorts]

LPPrince wrote...

I'm sad that not ONE of you have posted a picture of my facial hair. For shame.

Nobody cares.

[Rinji the Bearded]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I'm sad that not ONE of you have posted a picture of my facial hair. For shame.

Nobody cares.

[Maclimes]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I'm sad that not ONE of you have posted a picture of my facial hair. For shame.

Nobody cares.

I care!

Now, who the hell are you, and why on earth would I have pictures of your facial hair? Also, why should I care?