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#351
Dirgegun

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Ah, yes. This thread. Perfection.

I also vote for better sideburns.

#352
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Since Tom Sellick was referenced...

www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par naminco, 05 octobre 2012 - 04:45 .


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naminco wrote...

Since Tom Sellick was referenced...

www.youtube.com/watch


Tears of joy.

Since DA3 will obviously have hundreds of glorious, manly mustaches (how could it not?), there should be dialogue reflecting your choice of facial hair as well.

For example: initiating a sex scene by saying "who wants a mustache ride?" -> Fade to black.

Money.

#354
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JobacNoor wrote...

naminco wrote...

Since Tom Sellick was referenced...

www.youtube.com/watch


Tears of joy.

Since DA3 will obviously have hundreds of glorious, manly mustaches (how could it not?), there should be dialogue reflecting your choice of facial hair as well.

For example: initiating a sex scene by saying "who wants a mustache ride?" -> Fade to black.

Money.


I'd go a step further. If you choose an appropriately fantastic moustache for your character, that dialogue option is ALWAYS available (perhaps in the "6" position on the wheel). And it will ALWAYS be successful.

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JobacNoor

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Maclimes wrote...

JobacNoor wrote...

naminco wrote...

Since Tom Sellick was referenced...

www.youtube.com/watch


Tears of joy.

Since DA3 will obviously have hundreds of glorious, manly mustaches (how could it not?), there should be dialogue reflecting your choice of facial hair as well.

For example: initiating a sex scene by saying "who wants a mustache ride?" -> Fade to black.

Money.


I'd go a step further. If you choose an appropriately fantastic moustache for your character, that dialogue option is ALWAYS available (perhaps in the "6" position on the wheel). And it will ALWAYS be successful.


Yessssssss.

#356
Sylvanpyxie

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Ask and ye shall receive...

Bethany mustache...

Approved.

#357
Kail Ashton

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Ahhh yes the upper lip rug, when you want to tell the world "yes i hate you and do not want to have contact with any other human being again, hide your children from me"

the only times mustaches seem to be ok is the 70's, when you've just hit puberty and think a few brissils will get you laid, you're cool/good loking enough that anything; no matter how awful; looks god on you (so basicly no one but me on these forums) and lastly if you're Old Snake or Ocelot, that's about it

In conclusion, no god sirs, i do not support mustaches of any kind~! good day!

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Kail Ashton wrote...

Ahhh yes the upper lip rug, when you want to tell the world "yes i hate you and do not want to have contact with any other human being again, hide your children from me"

the only times mustaches seem to be ok is the 70's, when you've just hit puberty and think a few brissils will get you laid, you're cool/good loking enough that anything; no matter how awful; looks god on you (so basicly no one but me on these forums) and lastly if you're Old Snake or Ocelot, that's about it

In conclusion, no god sirs, i do not support mustaches of any kind~! good day!


You are, of course, entitled to your opinion. We, the people of the manly facial hair, are proud and confident in our position. You are free to go.

#359
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JobacNoor wrote...

Yessssssss.


I have this hilarious image in my mind of so many of DA's conversations taking on a different turn.

****

Leliana: Oh, don't you just love shoes?
Warden: ...
Leliana: They're so pretty and girly and ---
Warden: Moustache ride?
Leliana: Oh, um, yes please.

****

Hawke: Tell me more about the Qun.
Arishok: No.
Hawke: Then will you help me understand your purpose?
Arishok: No.
Hawke: Moustache ride?
Arishok: ... Yes.

****

Sylvanpyxie wrote...

Bethany mustache...
Approved.


*smile and nod*

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you guys are great...i can't stop laughing lols

#361
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 I'm in stitches at the Arishok one. :lol:

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JobacNoor

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Maclimes wrote...

I have this hilarious image in my mind of so many of DA's conversations taking on a different turn.

****

Leliana: Oh, don't you just love shoes?
Warden: ...
Leliana: They're so pretty and girly and ---
Warden: Moustache ride?
Leliana: Oh, um, yes please.

****

Hawke: Tell me more about the Qun.
Arishok: No.
Hawke: Then will you help me understand your purpose?
Arishok: No.
Hawke: Moustache ride?
Arishok: ... Yes.


As soon as you hit that dialogue option, every single time, this starts playing in the background:



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We need a mod that puts mustaches on all of the characters.

From the smallest elven girl to the Archdemon itself!

Mustaches for all!

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Melissa Russell wrote...

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Dapper Demon approves of this initiative.


I didn't know TotalBiscuit was in DAO.  :o

#365
JobacNoor

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JobacNoor wrote...

This thread is down on page five?

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I just stumbled across this, and now I can't get the image out of my head that this is what actually happened between Hawke and the Arishok:

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Maclimes wrote...

Arokel wrote...

Now we need to see if it will look as good on a new style ogre.


Honestly? I'd totally buy this guy a beer.

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I'm Wilford "Ogre" Brimley, and I'd like to take a moment to talk to the citizens of Thedas about diabetes...

Modifié par Tancred Of The Chantry, 07 octobre 2012 - 11:17 .


#367
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"Ah yes. Mustaches."

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"The facial hair worn by males that are apparently considered desirable by certain females.

We have confirmed this claim".

Modifié par SeismicGravy, 08 octobre 2012 - 03:53 .


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Maclimes

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I would buy DLC that puts a moustache on every single character in Thedas. Yes, I would.

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SeismicGravy

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Page 5?

Despicable.

#370
Vandicus

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Many bothans died to bring us these mustaches.

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Maclimes

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Vandicus wrote...

Many bothans died to bring us these mustaches.


Which is a sad irony, since so many bothans sport really wicked facial hair. 

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That's just beautiful... <3
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Dapper Darkspawn approve of this thread...

Behold, my terrible photoshopping skillz!

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Because this never gets old, right?

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This thread appears to have died.  We cannot let this happen.  As motivation, we should reflect upon the greatest moustache the world has ever seen:

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#375
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You're right...
And guess what?
It's MOVEMBER!!

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and meanwhile... in orlais
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