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[Tasmen]

Bumping this important thread...  Let us not forget the plight of the mustachio.

[upsettingshorts]

That is an amazing stache, but I dont think everyone should be able to have one so fantastic.

Perhaps it should be unlocked later in the game, as... like... Prestige Facial Hair.

[Tasmen]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

That is an amazing stache, but I dont think everyone should be able to have one so fantastic.

Perhaps it should be unlocked later in the game, as... like... Prestige Facial Hair.

Maybe it is a day 1 CE DLC instead? 

[Battlebloodmage]

I'm tempted to post a family guy's picture.

Modifié par Battlebloodmage, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:42 .

[Maclimes]

I know this thread is tongue-in-cheek humor, but...

Of all the companions across all three games (DA:O, DA:A, and DA2), only ONE of them has any real facial hair (Oghren). Nathaniel has a sad little soul patch, I guess, but that's just sad.

That seems disproportionately low, especially in a medieval-tech-level setting, where shaving was for fancy pants lords and fops. (I have no idea if that's a real word, but I like it).

As you can tell by my avatar, however, I always try to even the odds.

Modifié par Maclimes, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:41 .

[upsettingshorts]

Maclimes wrote...

I know this thread is tongue-in-cheek humor, but...

How dare you.

Mustaches are serious ****ing business.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:42 .

[iSignIn]

Why don't you go to your local zoo? You'd find a lot of real men there for you to love. And pet. And feed. 

Modifié par iSignIn, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:46 .

[Tasmen]

iSignIn wrote...

Why don't you go to your local zoo? You'd find a lot of real men there for you to love. And pet. And feed.

This isn't about real life. It's about my fantasy life.  Please don't fantasy shame.

[Maclimes]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Maclimes wrote...

I know this thread is tongue-in-cheek humor, but...

How dare you.

Mustaches are serious ****ing business.

Don't make me send you a picture of my real face. Trust me, I know moustaches are serious business. They also deserve to be spelled correctly.

[upsettingshorts]

Maclimes wrote...

Don't make me send you a picture of my real face. Trust me, I know moustaches are serious business. They also deserve to be spelled correctly.

American English spelling is perfectly valid.  As long as we all share a love of mustaches, it's cool.

[Maclimes]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Maclimes wrote...

Don't make me send you a picture of my real face. Trust me, I know moustaches are serious business. They also deserve to be spelled correctly.

American English spelling is perfectly valid.  As long as we all share a love of mustaches, it's cool.

I suppose that's true.

Seriously though, I hated Nathaniel Howe's sad little patch of fuzz. I just wanted to scream at him, "Do it right, or don't do it at all! Shave off that pathetic excuse for facial hair!" I mean, Oghren is RIGHT THERE in the room. You think his soul patch would have slinked off in shame.

[Tasmen]

Maclimes wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Maclimes wrote...

Don't make me send you a picture of my real face. Trust me, I know moustaches are serious business. They also deserve to be spelled correctly.

American English spelling is perfectly valid.  As long as we all share a love of mustaches, it's cool.

I suppose that's true.

Seriously though, I hated Nathaniel Howe's sad little patch of fuzz. I just wanted to scream at him, "Do it right, or don't do it at all! Shave off that pathetic excuse for facial hair!" I mean, Oghren is RIGHT THERE in the room. You think his soul patch would have slinked off in shame.

That soul patch was directly linked to his daddy issues.  If he shaved it away, it would only grow back later in the night with the aid of his father's ghost while 'Don Giovanni' played in the background.

[upsettingshorts]

Tasmen wrote...

[Nathaniel's] soul patch was directly linked to his daddy issues.  If he shaved it away, it would only grow back later in the night with the aid of his father's ghost while 'Don Giovanni' played in the background.

Hahahaha oh man, I can actually picture it.

Modifié par Upsettingshorts, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:51 .

[iSignIn]

Tasmen wrote...

iSignIn wrote...

Why don't you go to your local zoo? You'd find a lot of real men there for you to love. And pet. And feed.

This isn't about real life. It's about my fantasy life.  Please don't fantasy shame.

OK then how about a really long, bushy scarf made of fur. It has the advantage of being able to taken off and put on at any time. It would also give bonus to mana and constitution.

Modifié par iSignIn, 20 septembre 2012 - 09:55 .

[Anarya]

I disapprove of the Howe family flavor saver.

[Melra]

Moustaches tickle, I don't like moustaches..

[Tasmen]

Anarya wrote...

I disapprove of the Howe family flavor saver.

If given a choice, I would have shaved it away as well.  But as I stated above, daddy issues...

[Maclimes]

iSignIn wrote...

OK then how about a really long, bushy scarf made of fur. It has the advantage of being able to taken off and put on at any time. It would also give bonus to mana and constitution.

But real facial hair gives a much higher bonus to wisdom, constitution, strength, and sexual prowess.

[Anarya]

Tasmen wrote...

Anarya wrote...

I disapprove of the Howe family flavor saver.

If given a choice, I would have shaved it away as well.  But as I stated above, daddy issues...

At least it wasn't a chinstrap, I guess...

[axl99]

I support full chest beard with braid for Varric. [shop by yours truly.]

Modifié par axl99, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:05 .

[Tasmen]

axl99 wrote...

You are my hero.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

The slowest of claps for that masterpiece. *singletear*

[Anarya]

 

It really DID fall onto his chest!

[Xewaka]

axl99 wrote...



I support full chest beard with braid for Varric. [shop by yours truly.]

 

Masterful.

Modifié par Xewaka, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:10 .

[JobacNoor]

This thread is beautiful.