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#51
Apollo Starflare

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

Dragon Age 2 gave us Hawke with the iconic blood smear across his nose. While this probably had its supporters and was indeed memorable, I think that BioWare can do better: Mustache Inquisitor for marketing, trailers, box art. He'd have to have a fabulously memorable 'stache, but the time is now.


+1.

Pseudocognition wrote...

Don't forget to include to include the mustachioed female Inquisitor in the marketing.

 

Also this.

We must follow the way of the Swanson, regardless of age, race or gender. I will not be content with DA3 unless I am able to build an army of pants wearing mustachioed Elves. All of whom are wearing silly hats.

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The real truth behind the darkspawn and the blights:

Darkspawn don't have hair and are jealous. They get no amazing beards, no fancy mustaches, no mesmerizing chest hair, no long braids fluttering in the breeze, no mohawks. They can't even have a mullet.

Open your eyes oh people of Thedas and see the TRUTH!

#53
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lv12medic wrote...

The real truth behind the darkspawn and the blights:

Darkspawn don't have hair and are jealous. They get no amazing beards, no fancy mustaches, no mesmerizing chest hair, no long braids fluttering in the breeze, no mohawks. They can't even have a mullet.

Open your eyes oh people of Thedas and see the TRUTH!


I have no hair, and I must scream

#54
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lv12medic wrote...
The real truth behind the darkspawn and the blights:
Darkspawn don't have hair and are jealous. They get no amazing beards, no fancy mustaches, no mesmerizing chest hair, no long braids fluttering in the breeze, no mohawks. They can't even have a mullet.
Open your eyes oh people of Thedas and see the TRUTH!

It all makes sense now.

#55
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Anarya wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

The real truth behind the darkspawn and the blights:

Darkspawn don't have hair and are jealous. They get no amazing beards, no fancy mustaches, no mesmerizing chest hair, no long braids fluttering in the breeze, no mohawks. They can't even have a mullet.

Open your eyes oh people of Thedas and see the TRUTH!


I have no hair, and I must scream


Did you just make a Harlan Ellison reference? NICE.

#56
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I support this whole-heartedly, long may the 'stache reign!

#57
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Mustache + monocle for variety.

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Bravo. Well done. Definitely an improvement on the original! Everyone looks better with a 'stache.

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Pseudocognition wrote...

<Felicia Delf>

Mustache + monocle for variety.


HOT.

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Maclimes wrote...

Anarya wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

The real truth behind the darkspawn and the blights:

Darkspawn don't have hair and are jealous. They get no amazing beards, no fancy mustaches, no mesmerizing chest hair, no long braids fluttering in the breeze, no mohawks. They can't even have a mullet.

Open your eyes oh people of Thedas and see the TRUTH!


I have no hair, and I must scream


Did you just make a Harlan Ellison reference? NICE.


B)

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Mustache + monocle for variety.


I would let this Tallis into my party.

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Oh lord, Cassandra and Felicia with awesome 'staches. Can I request Flemeth next? Sten? Arishok? Fenris? Really, I want to see all DA characters with funny moustaches.

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Tom Selleck for Inquisitor in DA3.

I mean...
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LOOK AT THAT

Modifié par Xewaka, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:55 .


#64
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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scyphozoa wrote...

Oh lord, Cassandra and Felicia with awesome 'staches. Can I request Flemeth next? Sten? Arishok? Fenris? Really, I want to see all DA characters with funny moustaches.


"Funny?"

This is a serious thread trying to bring the devs' attention to an issue of underrepresentation in the Dragon Age series.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 20 septembre 2012 - 10:53 .


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I'm fine with mustaches as long as they affect the endings.

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Dubozz wrote...

I'm fine with mustaches as long as they affect the endings.


There are two ways to avoid death when killing the Archdemon:

1. Perform Dark Ritual with Morrigan
2. Have a badass moustache

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Xewaka wrote...

Tom Selleck for Inquisitor in DA3.

I mean...
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LOOK AT THAT


I can't stop looking at that sexy.

#68
Dubozz

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Maclimes wrote...

Dubozz wrote...

I'm fine with mustaches as long as they affect the endings.


There are two ways to avoid death when killing the Archdemon:

1. Perform Dark Ritual with Morrigan
2. Have a badass moustache

Ok, I'll take it.

#69
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Of course... I would never ever be able to say no to something like this...

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Dubozz wrote...

I'm fine with mustaches as long as they affect the endings.

^^this

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axl99 wrote...
(Snip. I have no words to describe this picture.)

I support full chest beard with braid for Varric. [shop by yours truly.]


axl99, you are history's greatest monster.

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YES. TAKE THAT EPLER. I HAVE STOLEN THE TITLE FROM YOU.

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I wish beardCassandra was my avatar

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Anarya wrote...

I wish beardCassandra was my avatar


I wish Cassandra was my beard.

Wait what