The writing team interviewing companions:
(Round table with David G, Sheryl C and Mary K)
Team: "So you have come to apply for the job of companion. What can you bring to the game?"
Possible companion: "Well I have served faithfully in three armies, have never shirked my duty. I give to the poor, am trustworthy, sponsor a dog orphanage and am skilled in battle and can speak 8 languages. I take orders well and am willing to change my mind on things if given a good reason."
Team: One moment please we will have to have a short chat amongst ourselves. (Boring eh? Yes. A good prospect for getting killed off in the first 5 minutes. Agreed, have the art team dress this poor schmuck in enterprise security guard red.) Uh thanks for the interest we will get back to you. Next applicant!' Now what can you bring to the Dragon Age world?"
Next applicant: "Well I am a compulsive liar, I do have daddy issues, I smoke. I dress like a brothel denizen, hate all pets and am tough to get along with. I'll make sure I try and get the player to do what I want and will badger them if they make any decision I disapprove of. I rarely bathe, show up to work drunk and will hit on any thing that walks on two legs. I'll proclaim myself to be epic in any field you chose to put me but really I'll end up on the pack mule after most battles. (FART!)
Writing team: "Now this is something we can work with! (Rubbing hands together)....You're hired! Go to wardrobe to be fitted for your clothing at 8 am tomorrow!"
Applicant: "I might show up at 10:30 if I feel like it. Noon if I have been out on a bender."
Writing team: "That will not be a problem!"
Modifié par Beerfish, 21 septembre 2012 - 05:03 .