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[wthing3593]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

This is epic.  This is how the operation briefing should look every time.

[LePetitRobot]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Canst = can.
So full extraction is not required... right?

[Lord Chun]

But Derek I want to play with a five man squad

[thegamefreek78648]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Python!

Modifié par thegamefreek78648, 21 septembre 2012 - 08:27 .

[VaultingFrog]

LePetitRobo wrote...

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Canst = can.
So full extraction is not required... right?

YOU!!!!!!!!!! Go stand by the bunny of doom and face your extinction. Cut down the tallest tree in all the land with a single herring!

[COLZ7R]

Damn and i was gonna build a shrubbery in fbw with all the others!!

[VaultingFrog]

COLZ7R wrote...

Damn and i was gonna build a shrubbery in fbw with all the others!!

Only as long as it is not too big and isnt too tacky. One that looks nice.

[Gloatie]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Python reference had me LoLing!

But seriously, Mr. Hollan, I would bet you didn't write the splash. With your command of the language, you would have found a way to make it succint and clear. 

[LePetitRobot]

So logically, if the Banshee weighs the same as a duck...?

[Nissun]

That post is easier to understand than most actual religious texts...


...and some of the previous goal explanations.


PS: The Spanish translation for the splash screen was terrible, but hilarious.

[Derek Hollan]

LePetitRobo wrote...

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Canst = can.
So full extraction is not required... right?

Doh'eth! Right!....Thou ist better versed in ye olde English than I.  Thou canst NOT win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.

Mine mistake.

Cheers-eth

[VaultingFrog]

LePetitRobo wrote...

So logically, if the Banshee weighs the same as a duck...?

ITS A WITCH!!!!!!!!! BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

[JAMiAM]

Nissun wrote...

That post is easier to understand than most actual religious texts...


...and some of the previous goal explanations.


PS: The Spanish translation for the splash screen was terrible, but hilarious.

Nobody expects the Spanish Translation!

[DarienA]

always up for monty python references... well done.

[LePetitRobot]

Derek Hollan wrote...

[edit]

Doh'eth! Right!....Thou ist better versed in ye olde English than I.  Thou canst NOT win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.

Mine mistake.

Cheers-eth

I'm probably older and Englisher than thou

[Zkyire]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

- Hackett out.

Fixed

[Seifer006]

Derek Hollan wrote...

And the number of the team shalt be at least two.  Not one, but two.  And all members of thine party shalt be of the same species.  If thou hast a party of two, not one, and thou ist playing a Krogan, then the second party member must also be Krogan.

If thou hast a party of three, being the number that follows two, then all three of thine members must be of the same species.  If thou choosest Quarian, then thou may be be male or female.  All of thine members must be of the same species.

If thou hast four members then all of thine members must also be of the same species.  Four being not the number following two but after three, then all of thine members must be the same species.  If thou choosest Drell, then all thine members must also be Drell.  If Asari then all members must also be Asari.  If Batarian then all members must be Batarian.  Kits / class art irrelevant.  Drell Vanguard, Drell Adept art of the same species.

Five is right out.

Thou canst win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.


I can go on and try to make it bullet-proof but that is impossible.

Cheers



PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

LMAOOOO

nicely done.

[Homey C-Dawg]

"Doh'eth!" is my new catchphrase.

[Derek Hollan]

JAMiAM wrote...

Nissun wrote...

That post is easier to understand than most actual religious texts...


...and some of the previous goal explanations.


PS: The Spanish translation for the splash screen was terrible, but hilarious.

Nobody expects the Spanish Translation!

Well played.  I almost spit my coffee out at this one

[Derek Hollan]

LePetitRobo wrote...

Derek Hollan wrote...

[edit]

Doh'eth! Right!....Thou ist better versed in ye olde English than I.  Thou canst NOT win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.

Mine mistake.

Cheers-eth

I'm probably older and Englisher than thou

Please, let us not compare age.

I have a twenty-three year old son. 

[TheloniusBear]

Derek Hollan wrote...

LePetitRobo wrote...

Derek Hollan wrote...

[edit]

Doh'eth! Right!....Thou ist better versed in ye olde English than I.  Thou canst NOT win without all members making it to wave eleven and boarding thine shuttle.

Mine mistake.

Cheers-eth

I'm probably older and Englisher than thou

Please, let us not compare age.

I have a twenty-three year old son. 

A lucky 23 year old with an awesome dad! Keep up the awesomeness, and pass that message along to the other BW posters that frequent here like Chris and Eric and such!

[Parallax Demon]

So everybody, play a Salarian Engineer on FWW/G/G and see howmany Geth you can get totally confused with four decoys.

Now that I think of it, that may actually be fun, seeing all Hunters go spinning arround. Would just be the Geth version of; So you think you can dance

[Zero132132]

Derek Hollan wrote...
PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Even with that in mind, though...

The Splash Screen says:
"Squad Goal: Extract squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players of the same non-human race."

Swapping that for the nearly identical:
"Squad Goal: Extract squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players all of the same non-human race." 

4 characters added, including the space. Is the space really too limited to put 'all' there? That's all it takes to make it so that the squad goal is accurately conveyed by the splash screen (pun).

Conveying that it's full extraction requires another 5 characters:

"Squad Goal: Extract full squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players all of the same non-human race." 

This probably isn't your deal, but with 9 more characters, it would be obvious to everyone what the requirements were. As-is, a valid interpretation is that two players have to be the same non-human race, and at least one person has to extract. A squad with an Asari Adept, an Asari Justicar, a Geth Infiltrator, and an N7 destroyer could, with a full understanding of the English language, expect to get a commendation pack. That's a problem.

Modifié par Zero132132, 21 septembre 2012 - 09:30 .

[RNG God]

Derek Hollan wrote...

Please, let us not compare age.

I have a twenty-three year old son. 

Oh yeah, oh yeah!?
27 Y.O. Son
30 Y.O. Daughter

Yes, I really shouldn't be here. I should be reminising about Queen, but alas, gaming keeps pulling me back.

[LePetitRobot]

Zero132132 wrote...

Derek Hollan wrote...
PS - We only have very limited text to work with on splash screen.

Even with that in mind, though...

The Splash Screen says:
"Squad Goal: Extract squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players of the same non-human race."

Swapping that for the nearly identical:
"Squad Goal: Extract squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players all of the same non-human race." 

4 characters added, including the space. Is the space really too limited to put 'all' there? That's all it takes to make it so that the squad goal is accurately conveyed by the splash screen (pun).

Conveying that it's full extraction requires another 5 characters:

"Squad Goal: Extract full squad on any difficulty. Squad must have 2+ players all of the same non-human race." 

This probably isn't your deal, but with 9 more characters, it would be obvious to everyone what the requirements were. As-is, a valid interpretation is that two players have to be the same non-human race, and at least one person has to extract. A squad with an Asari Adept, an Asari Justicar, a Geth Infiltrator, and an N7 destroyer could, with a full understanding of the English language, expect to get a commendation pack. That's a problem.

Even clearer would be: Squad must all be the same non-human race, and be at least 2 players.