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I want my hero to have a house with a black kitty and a canopy bed and a cake. 

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edit: and Batman.

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I want DA3 to have aliens, vampires, zombies, and Optimus Prime.

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Shleets.

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I want da3 to have nudity

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I want DA3 to make me taller. What?

Well the most ridiculously awesome theoretical game to me would be one combining a Bioware rpg, the Total War combat system, and the Europa/Crusader Kings management/grand strategy system.

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I forgot I want a quest where I have to audit all the tax-paying citizens of Denerim. Also I want to fly. 

Modifié par Trista Faux Hawke, 24 septembre 2012 - 01:56 .


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No day one paid DLC.

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I want DA3 to replace all weapons with giant foam fingers.

And Xenomorphs, Cat Women, Raychul Moore(what? She's hot!), Cassandra, Leliana, Liara, Thane, Garrus, Tali, Liara, Liara, Liara, Liara, and Liara to all be LI.

I also want armor that is made from hair, like Bayonetta.

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I also want ninjas, pirates, and some guy playing a lute making only 2 silvers an hour.

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David Gaider as LI. j/k


I want Ser-Pounce-a-lot to be a party member. :P

Modifié par Battlebloodmage, 24 septembre 2012 - 01:58 .


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Shadowfang12 wrote...

I want DA3 to replace all weapons with giant foam fingers.

And Xenomorphs, Cat Women, Raychul Moore(what? She's hot!), Cassandra, Leliana, Liara, Thane, Garrus, Tali, Liara, Liara, Liara, Liara, and Liara to all be LI.

I also want armor that is made from hair, like Bayonetta.




Now I'm not sure about this, but something is telling me you really like Wrex. :P

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Mini-games. nug farming, mabari agility courses, dice/Card games with thieves and warrior arm wrestling and/or sparring, dwarven drinking games.

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Vandicus wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I want DA3 to replace all weapons with giant foam fingers.

And Xenomorphs, Cat Women, Raychul Moore(what? She's hot!), Cassandra, Leliana, Liara, Thane, Garrus, Tali, Liara, Liara, Liara, Liara, and Liara to all be LI.

I also want armor that is made from hair, like Bayonetta.




Now I'm not sure about this, but something is telling me you really like Wrex. :P


.......what gave it awayPosted Image?

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I also want this as armor and weapon combo.

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I want the pc to be the Warden and Hawke's love child

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scampermax wrote...

I want the pc to be the Warden and Hawke's love child

Since both my Hawke and Warden are males, that would be one weird looking kid. :lol:

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Merrill and my Warden, riding off into the sunset atop a griffon

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I want it to be a good game.

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I want my pc voiced by either Vin Diesel or Kevin Grevioux

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Shadowfang12 wrote...

I also want armor that is made from hair, like Bayonetta.




I want hair that is made out of armor.

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Battlebloodmage wrote...

scampermax wrote...

I want the pc to be the Warden and Hawke's love child

Since both my Hawke and Warden are males, that would be one weird looking kid. :lol:


Thats the plot twist. They are both males, but Hawke drinks a magic potion that turns him into a women. It's canon people don't argue with facts.

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Shadowfang12 wrote...

I also want armor that is made from hair, like Bayonetta.




I want hair that is made out of armor.


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Shadowfang12 wrote...

Battlebloodmage wrote...

scampermax wrote...

I want the pc to be the Warden and Hawke's love child

Since both my Hawke and Warden are males, that would be one weird looking kid. :lol:


Thats the plot twist. They are both males, but Hawke drinks a magic potion that turns him into a women. It's canon people don't argue with facts.


He was secretly Morrigan when you did the dark ritual. :wizard:

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Shadowfang12 wrote...

 Hawke drinks a magic potion that turns him into a women.


See, my mind is blown because Hawke turns into a women; plural. He also wears a golden helmet and has forty tongues.