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#301
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The game starts with your Warden waking up, muttering to himself about a really weird dream he had about a bloke called Hawke.

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DuskWarden wrote...

The game starts with your Warden waking up, muttering to himself about a really weird dream he had about a bloke called Hawke.


I lol'd

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

DuskWarden wrote...

The game starts with your Warden waking up, muttering to himself about a really weird dream he had about a bloke called Hawke.


I lol'd


So did I after you pointed it out. Shaking his head might be more appropriate. :D

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

randomlycosmic wrote...

Each country has its own made up language that npcs speak in and I must learn them to communicate and progress in the game.


...I just gave myself a migraine thinking about having to play KOTOR or Jade Empire like this.


Haha yeah...imagines the game of wits with Sir Roderick speaking a different language than the one you worked so hard to learn just to speak with your master at the beginning. Posted Image
 
And there are no subtitles to turn on and no in game manual. You have to buy a huge tome of a guide with all of the translations.

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Your PC is totally fluent, however, so you can play the game picking responses at random and seeing how the NPCs react, for the lulz.

#306
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Sten (excuse me - "Arishok") joins your party and instead of drinking health potions he eats cookies.

.... yup.

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My ridiculous demand is that those who dislike everything Bioware produces now and have no intention of buying the game don't post in the DA3 forum. Pie in the sky stuff I know but a guy can dream.

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Morroian wrote...

My ridiculous demand is that those who dislike everything Bioware produces now and have no intention of buying the game don't post in the DA3 forum. Pie in the sky stuff I know but a guy can dream.


Maker, yes.

#309
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Actual choice and consequence.

#310
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HORSES!

Ahead of its time, I know...

#311
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1.N7 retro armor
2.No mentioning of DA2
3.Choice of different races/classes
4.Mounts
5.More lesbians

#312
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That it be reworked into Baldur's Gate 3.

And come with a puppy.

#313
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1. a story that makes sense and is competent
2. Also; i want to alter the story of the hawke family the way i want; not how bioware wants it
3. All grey wardens can be protected from the calling thanks to siding with the architect and the research the blood mage warden from the old warden's keep did if you left him to continue his research
4. I want to be able to actually rule and be in charge of a city; Also want to be able to build an army comprising of my mage allies and other friends that believe in mage freedom
5. LI interactions outside and at home.
6. Romance like in DAO
7. Greatsword combat needs to be like combat in kingdoms of amalur: reckoning
8. Better graphics
9. Do not make us pay for items already on disc!
10. A home where I can decorate

Modifié par Sinuphro, 27 septembre 2012 - 03:59 .


#314
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be able to restore the Black City. (who knows, maybe a future game) If not restore then at least visit.

#315
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OPENING THEME SONG TO DRAGON AGE THREE MUST BE THIS SONG. ANIMATE ALL CHARACTERS TO THIS CHOREOGRAPHY. 

#316
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The chance to romance non companions

LOOK OUT TAVERN DUDES, THE HERO IS HERE TO SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET

#317
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Jiggle physics on par with those of Korean and Japanese developed games

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Everyone's protag will look like this, pumpkins included:

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Everyone's protag will look like this, pumpkins included:

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This times x ∞.

I want 1 of my PCs to look like this, only with pointy elf ears! Preferrably in the vanilla game, rather than with mods.

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17 different voice actors for the PC (with one sounding like me) and a talking Griffin named Feathers.

Modifié par NUM13ER, 27 septembre 2012 - 05:26 .


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Pumpkin helmet easter egg like in Minecraft.

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Orian Tabris

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I want a weird dream sequence where the protagonist gets up, only to find they are neither in the Fade, nor the mortal realm. A weird murky purple mist surrounds them, with a swirling purple and black floor, under them. Large faces should pop up, around the little area that they're standing on, and all these faces are of Sten in his DA3 appearance. Each head randomly says "The cake is a lie." Once each has said it, they should gradually get faster and faster, till it becomes a mess of audio. Then it stops. Each head disappears except for the one the PC is facing, which repeats "The cake is a lie." Then Leliana - covered in blood, a torn wedding dress, crying, frowning and staggering towards the PC - knocks them on the head, and they fall down, where upon they wake up in a cold sweat.

Modifié par Orian Tabris, 27 septembre 2012 - 05:41 .


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Orian Tabris wrote...

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Everyone's protag will look like this, pumpkins included:

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This times x ∞.

I want 1 of my PCs to look like this, only with pointy elf ears! Preferrably in the vanilla game, rather than with mods.


Her name is Blexthbleth.

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Orian Tabris wrote...

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

Everyone's protag will look like this, pumpkins included:

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This times x ∞.

I want 1 of my PCs to look like this, only with pointy elf ears! Preferrably in the vanilla game, rather than with mods.


Her name is Blexthbleth.

Perplexing name is perplexing.:?
Did you name her? I cannot find her on the Gugol. :alien:

#325
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Its amusing reading the ideas in this thread, then looking at the ideas from the "seriously Bioware you have to do this for me or else!" and noticing just how much common ground there is from the ridiculous ideas to the "GIMME OR I'LL SAY SOMETHING NASTY ON TWITTER" people.