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[Orian Tabris]

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...
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For when the Qunari invade Thedas once more at the end of DA3, Sten will stand at the front of the lead Dreadnought, still boasting his badass goatee, holding a box of cookies under one arm and a box of kittens under the other.

Then he shall look to the screen and say...

"No".

*cue credits*

This.

Modifié par Orian Tabris, 27 septembre 2012 - 05:47 .

[robertm2]

i want dragon age 3 to be a great game. thats pretty ridiculous.

[PPF65]

I've already posted some in another thread on the DA2 Forum, so I'll just repost them here, since this is the right place.

My Wishes: Part One

1. Bring Felecia Day back as Tallis as a full time and romanacable companion. I ♥ that woman

2. Strike a balance between DA:O and DA2 as far as comabt is concerned. It was more tactical in Origins, but faster in 2. There needs to be a happy medium. Please find it.

3. NO MULTIPLAYER! Just... No...

4. Make the main storyline longer. Significantly longer. Like, make this game huge. I don't care if it takes 5 discs to install or 8 hours to download on Steam (although it wouldn't be ideal), but make it huge. Like, an 80 hour playthrough, if you ONLY to the main questline.

5. Don't rush it. Take your time and make it right.

6. No "Day 1 DLC," unless its free for everyone. Seriously, its so uncool to do this Bioware/EA. Just don't do it.

7. Customizable player housing. When I say this, I don't mean I want to be playing the Sims with my home in game. More like Crossroads Keep in Neverwinter Nights 2, except give us more than one option for different parts of the house. Lots of different styles, you know? And give it some utility too. Chests to store things in, places to make potions and the like.

8. Romance that last through the entire game. Obviously, we shouldn't have "Companion X" fall head-over-heels in love with us as soon as we meet. But it would be nice if wwe were officially "together" before the halfway mark. That kind of ties into the 80 hour main quest line, because then it would be reasonable by 40 hours in for you to have a real relationship. Also, once that point has been reached, keep it interesting. Throw wrenches into the romance. Love triangles. LET US HOOK OUR COMPANIONS UP WITH ONE ANOTHER, OR WITH NPC's... Please?

9. Bring back elves and dwarves as playable characters. Also, make the elves pretty again. They were kind of ugly in DA2... I'm not saying the have to look like pointy eared humans... Just make them less ugly

10. Give us all of our companions as early as possible. Mass Effect (the first one), is the best example of this. The only person you didn't get almost immediately was Liara, and that was because she was pretty much the most important companion there was, and thus justified having a main storyline quest focusing on getting her.

11. A good, branching ending, please. I hated how in DA2, no matter who I sided with, I had to kill Orsino and Meredith at the end. Meredith deserved to die, which is all well and good, but Orsino forced you to kill him because he arbitrarily lost it. Not cool. Bad story telling...

12. Don't have every companion hit on you, and then get pissed at you when/if you reject them. I'm fine with them all being possibly romanced by either a male or female player character, but I was never interested in romancing Anders, which made becoming friends with him more difficult than it would have been if I just let him jump into my pants.

13. Don't have endless waves of enemies spawn during boss fights. Seriously, if you're going to have waves spawn, set a specific number, like three. And have them appear at specific times, like every time "Boss 49" loses a quarter of his maximum health, a handful of his minions spawn to attack you. Don't have them just keep coming in over and over again. Its dumb and annoying.

14. Female Hawke with the "witty" personality would be an excellant example of a companion character who would be entertaining to romance. Male Hawke just didn't have as good a voice, unfortunately... he was so overly dramatic, imo. My ponit is that we want good voice actors in every role that actually gets a voice. I think Jennifer Hale would do a really good Female Kossith companion...

15. Darkspawn in DA:O looked better than in DA2. Especially the Ogres. Just saying...

That's all for now. I'm sure I'll have more at a later time.

[Wolfspawn]

Orian Tabris wrote...

I want a weird dream sequence where the protagonist gets up, only to find they are neither in the Fade, nor the mortal realm. A weird murky purple mist surrounds them, with a swirling purple and black floor, under them. Large faces should pop up, around the little area that they're standing on, and all these faces are of Sten in his DA3 appearance. Each head randomly says "The cake is a lie." Once each has said it, they should gradually get faster and faster, till it becomes a mess of audio. Then it stops. Each head disappears except for the one the PC is facing, which repeats "The cake is a lie." Then Leliana - covered in blood, a torn wedding dress, crying, frowning and staggering towards the PC - knocks them on the head, and they fall down, where upon they wake up in a cold sweat.

I... don't know how to interpret that...

[Giant ambush beetle]

Rammstein should make the DA3 soundtrack.

[StarLitStranger]

I hope all LI characters are bisexual again. I feel like you never really noticed unless you wanted to romance them. And it added replay value.
A better rivalry/friendship system.
Cooler armor sets. More travel. Not reusing enviornents.

****Spell/Skill Combos!****

[RogueState]

Aliens! Dragon Age needs some aliens... with laser guns! Also puppies, I want a cute little puppy!

[snackrat]

I'd love to be able to play as an older person. Not even necessarily elderly, just older. Like Meredith maybe. I want to play a retired badass! Or an Inquisitor that's been at this game longer than YOU, Sonny-Jim.

But nooo, even if the creator allows for grey hair (and on the dudes, thinning yet magnificent beards), you still have your young family, young looks, and most annoyingly, everyone over the age of thirty calls you 'son', 'kid', 'girl', or similar. Games automatically assume that everyone, EVERYONE, will make themselves 20. And then mocks them as though they are without actually checking anything. :<

[ZtalkerRM]

I have one idiotic request:

If you use alcohol in-game (and face it, we all try) some NPC's in the nearest vincinity will become more pretty, leading to emberassing cutscenes in, for example, the blooming rose.

[Wolfspawn]

ZtalkerRM wrote...

I have one idiotic request:

If you use alcohol in-game (and face it, we all try) some NPC's in the nearest vincinity will become more pretty, leading to emberassing cutscenes in, for example, the blooming rose.

Also, after the resulting embarrassing night, you would wake up next to Serendipity with a horrible hangover. Ensue a Hangover-like quest (think Sanguine's quest in Skyrim). You would have to interrogate certain people to find out exactly WHAT happened to you last night? Imagine how the interrogated would react.

INQUISITOR: Where was I last night?

INTERROGATED: You mean where was I last night?

INQUISITOR: Don't play mind games with me!

[ZtalkerRM]

bob_20000 wrote...

ZtalkerRM wrote...

I have one idiotic request:

If you use alcohol in-game (and face it, we all try) some NPC's in the nearest vincinity will become more pretty, leading to emberassing cutscenes in, for example, the blooming rose.

Also, after the resulting embarrassing night, you would wake up next to Serendipity with a horrible hangover. Ensue a Hangover-like quest (think Sanguine's quest in Skyrim). You would have to interrogate certain people to find out exactly WHAT happened to you last night? Imagine how the interrogated would react.

INQUISITOR: Where was I last night?

INTERROGATED: You mean where was I last night?

INQUISITOR: Don't play mind games with me!

INTERROGATED: What? Last night you said Dwarf-throwing was awesome!

INQUISITOR: Wait...what? What dwarf?

INTERROGATED: Your friend, the red beard, Og...something? You dropped him off at the cathedral to sober up!

INQUISITOR: ....I'm in so much trouble.

[Purge the heathens]

I want to be able to play as a child.

Purely as a cosmetic choice. Nobody will ever comment on it and it doesn't affect stats.

Also, replace all combat with counseling and group therapy.

[satunnainen]

I want rocketlaunchers, and rocketjumps, and quad-damage boosts. But I want all this implemented in a good old DnD combat system with actual dice rolls.

And I want all this implemented so that it fits in already established Dragon age lore.

[Sable Rhapsody]

I want Ser Pounce-a-lot back. THINK OF THE KITTEHS :3

[Dagr88]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

I want Ser Pounce-a-lot back. THINK OF THE KITTEHS :3

I'm afraid he's no longer a kitten. Maybe you would like one of his many grand-grand-grandchildren.

You can name him Ser Pounce-a-lot Esquire Junior . Don't forget the Esquire.

Modifié par Dagr88, 27 septembre 2012 - 11:32 .

[Swisspease]

I want a weapon that uses wheels of cheese. Maybe a ball and chain type that has the cheese instead of the ball or even a crossbow that fires cheese.

[Minttymint]

Ridiculous 'eh? Hmmm I want to be able to not escape being raped by a human as an elf. Tabris, Im looking at you! *shakes fist* She was masochistic and I wanted to see that! No wait, no not the actual rape I didn't want to see that... Just the decision being made... Yeah.. that.

[Doveberry]

EntropicAngel wrote...

A pony.

Only if the pony is an alicorn princess.

Also, I want a castle.

Edit: A castle made out of Lyrium! And chocolate.

Modifié par Doveberry, 27 septembre 2012 - 02:42 .

[Annihilator27]

Use of nug bombs.They are the most strategic weapons in the world of DA.

[EricHVela]

Stereoscopic 3D

Wait. This is ridiculous requests.

Um.

A crowd-control spell that causes an area-of-effect that makes all within sing and dance, friendly fire possible at certain settings and available as an acquired ability in MP modes.

[Seifer006]

Need More Wrex

[EricHVela]

I want the boxed CE to come with a random article of clothing from one of the developers on the DA3:I team. For the DDE, an in-game-only picture of said random clothing (requires online access).

What? I wouldn't mind each of them personally throwing in a DA3:I pauldron or an Orlesian Leather boot. What did you think I meant?

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 27 septembre 2012 - 04:53 .

[Windninja47]

I demand- that's right, demand- that there be a minimum of one perfectly choreographed song-and-dance number. And I'm not even kidding.

[hussey 92]

robertm2 wrote...

i want dragon age 3 to be a great game. thats pretty ridiculous.

This threads for "ridiculous demands" not impossible demands.