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[Orian Tabris]

bob_20000 wrote...

Orian Tabris wrote...

I want a weird dream sequence where the protagonist gets up, only to find they are neither in the Fade, nor the mortal realm. A weird murky purple mist surrounds them, with a swirling purple and black floor, under them. Large faces should pop up, around the little area that they're standing on, and all these faces are of Sten in his DA3 appearance. Each head randomly says "The cake is a lie." Once each has said it, they should gradually get faster and faster, till it becomes a mess of audio. Then it stops. Each head disappears except for the one the PC is facing, which repeats "The cake is a lie." Then Leliana - covered in blood, a torn wedding dress, crying, frowning and staggering towards the PC - knocks them on the head, and they fall down, where upon they wake up in a cold sweat.

I... don't know how to interpret that...

You don't have to. This is the List Your Ridiculous DA3 Demands Here thread, not the List Your Very Specific Serious DA3 Demands Here thread.

[Wulfram]

Blue babies.

[Orian Tabris]

Wulfram wrote...

Blue babies.

Yeah, make them look like asari... actually, they look ugly. Make them look like those Avatar cat people... actually, they suck too. Make them look like ronso!

Also, they should be kossith babies that the PC has with a companion, preferrably a Qunari companion. Why not Tallis?

[sylvanaerie]

Mabari protagonist. That way I can prove to Arl Eamon my loyalty isn't bought with just a hambone.

It would take steak and prime rib too!

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 28 septembre 2012 - 03:16 .

[PsychaDurmont]

 *Vorpal Nugs!!!

*A magic spell to make your companions spontaneously jump onto a stage and pole dance

*A non-Lelianaish bard that actually sings when going into battle
 
*The ability to be able at any point in the game that I feel it gets too silly to stop all characters in action and say .. "this is silly... lets go home" And we go and get drinks instead furthering my drinking skill and ability to play darts while blindfolded. A much underrated skill.

*A toilet in my house!  My poor PC has been holding it for two games now.  Maybe even *gasp* a shower.

*The ability to get furniture and be able to decorate my house to my liking especially if I truly desire that Hello Kitty motif My PC has been dreaming of.

*A mode of transportation that could involve winged flying snakes.

*Being able to actually come in contact with LIs instead of floating hands which are just creepy...

*Or maybe more floating disembodied hands for a extra kinky scene involving a mage that you dont realize is watching you from afar getting dressed from that shower that we want.

*Being able to shoot a pc in the head in the middle of a "catty" comment

*actually being able to punch someone after a "catty" comment

*being able to make your own "Catty comments" and not get punched or shot

*Ability to Be EVIL and join the darkspawn in their raving terror of the abovelands and drag helpless wardens below to serve and convert to the Father.

*to have a LI want to start a family and get married and getting an in game choice to stop adventuring to support your new growing family or instead abandon them while you search for other LIs that might be more supportive of your chosen career.

* While in game to be able to decide that you do not want to be an adventurer at all and instead decide to become a nug farmer.  And realizing your dream can then start nug races and nug shows where they do little obsticle courses and tricks making that *cough* cute little noise all the damn time till you can no longer stand it and one day while the sun is just rising over the horizion you grab a can of gasoline and torch the little nugs in their shed and run screaming into the Ferelden wilderness. 

*speak to your companions in "Simmish"

Modifié par PsychaDurmont, 02 octobre 2012 - 01:21 .

[legbamel]

- One conversation with a companion about lime gelatin. Preferably followed up by the 3 Little Pigs song.
- A companion that is so painfully shy that he or she communicates entirely through the use of puppets.
- Our PC's mabari should talk in this one. Haven't we had enough of this silent treatment?
- A necromancy skill tree that would allow for those disembodied hands above. This would, of course, require replayable sex scenes, possibly in inappropriate locations and even mid-battle. Not during boss fights, of course. That would be silly.

[LadyWench]

I demand midichlorians! That's the REAL secret behind who can survive the Joining.

Also, more robes, single earrings and kitties for all mages. And Garrus! Er, wait...wrong headcannon, sorry.

[Margaret_TheElf]

I require that the men of the companion list are to attend meetings held by Neil Patrick Harris every week. They are all to wear top hats, sultry mustaches, and monocles; and are to hold up their pinkies while drinking tea and eating raspberry cheesecake.

I also require that Alan Rickman voices a grumpy alchemist. He doesn't even need to be a party member; his mere existence would be enough.

[Eveangaline]

Hug interrupts in all conversations

[Icinix]

The ability to transfrom into a griffon and shower enemies with a rainbow that turns them into love.

[Captain McBuck]

I Demand Flemeth as a Romance Option!

[hobbit of the shire]

I want Andraste to come down from the heavens and obliterate all of Thedas with her laser eyes, leaving just Alistair standing alone in the barren wasteland with only his underpants on.

Modifié par hobbit_of_the_shire, 02 octobre 2012 - 07:15 .

[Captain McBuck]

hobbit_of_the_shire wrote...

I want Andraste to come down from the heavens and obliterate all of Thedas with her laser eyes, leaving just Alistair standing along in the barren wasteland with only his underpants on.

That would be awesome!

[Wolfspawn]

The ability to interrupt all conversations by licking the person you are talking to... sexually.
Yeah, I'm kinda messed up.

Modifié par bob_20000, 02 octobre 2012 - 07:46 .

[Orian Tabris]

bob_20000 wrote...

The abiliy to interrupt all conversations by licking the person you are talking to... sexually.
Yeah, I'm kinda messed up.

Messed up? What's wrong with giving people a decidedly good lick every once in a while?

Sexually or no, licking is the way to go!

[Wolfspawn]

Also, I demand a quest where you are supposed to follow a specific set of instructions. However, for the entire quest, one could do the EXACT opposite of what he says to do.
If you return to the questgiver after following his instructions, you would get two or three gold pieces. If you do the exact opposite, though, he will say, "Y U B TROLLIN ME?" and attack you. You can then kill him and he will have the longest, most drawn out death scene of all time. And then the game would end.

[calvin0]

 List Your Ridiculous DA3 Demands Here.? i demand DA3 to be 100% bug free and with the ability to fix the MoA bug in DA2

Modifié par calvin0, 02 octobre 2012 - 08:07 .

[BrowncoatN7]

...I want the people that I've killed to stay dead. Leliana, I'm looking at you!

[Madosu]

I want one of the Old Gods as a pet, not one that has been turned into an Arch Demon, but one that is uncorruptet and then I want it to be used in battle if I goes badly, and of course use it for fast travel.

[Wolfspawn]

Orian Tabris wrote...

bob_20000 wrote...

The abiliy to interrupt all conversations by licking the person you are talking to... sexually.
Yeah, I'm kinda messed up.

Messed up? What's wrong with giving people a decidedly good lick every once in a while?

Sexually or no, licking is the way to go!

Old Man: Help! I need your help with...
Inquisitor: *licks old man violently*

Qunari: Inquisitor, the Qun demands...
Inquisitor: *licks Qunari's chest*
Qunari: I am not amused.

[Urzon]

I want my PC to stumble onto a fiendishly evil cult during a ritualistic virgin sacrifice, but they stop, just as they are bringing the dagger down, to perform a song and dance number that is required for them to do by their religion twice a day.

One of the companions has to say, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!' when they are finished to complete the scene.

[Foolsfolly]

I want the option to say or have someone else say:

You don't frighten us, Ferelden pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you.

[Feanor_II]

- IT
- The Brat in every dream sequence

[Wolfspawn]

Foolsfolly wrote...

I want the option to say or have someone else say:

You don't frighten us, Ferelden pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you.

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"

[Foolsfolly]

bob_20000 wrote...

Foolsfolly wrote...

I want the option to say or have someone else say:

You don't frighten us, Ferelden pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you.

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"

Aha! One person got the reference! My post was not in vein.