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[BloodyTalon]

An epic fight between a cake and a pie,  also the hero must choose a side!

The main villain must always be in a banana suit.

Modifié par Talosred, 03 octobre 2012 - 05:27 .

[Giggles_Manically]

To have an ending that makes sense and actually feels worthwhile?

[Milan92]

The ability to do this!

[happy_daiz]

I think every game should have wall-scaling abilities, ala Assassin's Creed. Why have buildings at all, if I can't climb them?

[Sylvius the Mad]

Talosred wrote...

An epic fight between a cake and a pie,  also the hero must choose a side!

A fight?  No, a romance!

Everyone loves a cake romance.



A freckled and frivolous cake there was
That sailed upon a pointless sea,
Or any lugubrious lake there was
In a manner emphatic and free.
How jointlessly, and how jointlessly
The frivolous cake sailed by
On the waves of the ocean that pointlessly
Threw fish to the lilac sky.

Oh, plenty and plenty of hake there was
Of a glory beyond compare,
And every conceivable make there was
Was tossed through the lilac air.

Up the smooth billows and over the crests
Of the cumbersome combers flew
The frivolous cake with a knife in the wake
Of herself and her curranty crew.
Like a swordfish grim it would bounce and skim
(This dinner knife fierce and blue),
And the frivolous cake was filled to the brim
With the fun of her curranty crew.

Oh, plenty and plenty of hake there was
Of a glory beyond compare -
And every conceivable make there was
Was tossed through the lilac air.

Around the shores of the Elegant Isles
Where the cat-fish bask and purr
And lick their paws with adhesive smiles
And wriggle their fins of fur,
They fly and fly 'neath the lilac sky -
The frivolous cake, and the knife
Who winketh his glamorous indigo eye
In the wake of his future wife.

The crumbs blow free down the pointless sea
To the beat of a cakey heart
And the sensitive steel of the knife can feel
That love is a race apart
In the speed of the lingering light are blown
The crumbs to the hake above,
And the tropical air vibrates to the drone
Of a cake in the throes of love.

Modifié par Sylvius the Mad, 03 octobre 2012 - 06:26 .

[Eveangaline]

Talosred wrote...

An epic fight between a cake and a pie,  also the hero must choose a side!

The main villain must always be in a banana suit.

Well cake, obviously

[Hainkpe]

I don't want any of my character to wear pants. Pants are highly over rated.

[BouncyFrag]

happy_daiz wrote...

I think every game should have wall-scaling abilities, ala Assassin's Creed. Why have buildings at all, if I can't climb them?

Agreed, but I would first have them implement jumping or at least the ability to scale that old bookshelf thats tipped over.
*enters forboding dungeon, sees door at the end of the hall, can't reach door due to a pile of rubbish and a broken chair and my character is the most agile rogue the world has ever known*

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 03 octobre 2012 - 06:57 .

[BouncyFrag]

IIDovahChiiefII wrote...

I want my character to go on drunking rampages with Jazz hands only at dawn

Throw in Oghren and a nug named Captain Spanky and I'm in.

[Barbarossa2010]

I'd like to see an actual sequel to the franchise's epic first game...

...but am quick to note how crazy ridiculous that demand is, what with Bioware's new normal and all, as exemplified by DA2 and ME3.

[happy_daiz]

BouncyFrag wrote...

happy_daiz wrote...

I think every game should have wall-scaling abilities, ala Assassin's Creed. Why have buildings at all, if I can't climb them?

Agreed, but I would first have them implement jumping or at least the ability to scale that old bookshelf thats tipped over.
*enters forboding dungeon, sees door at the end of the hall, can't reach door due to a pile of rubbish and a broken chair and my character is the most agile rogue the world has ever known*

You bring up a good point. Aside from the rigid rails of the DA2 maps, very odd things blocked paths. Surely a character with the agility you've described could easily scale these items, but not in Thedas. Oh, no. There's an invisible vertical barrier that traps inanimate objects, and the ceiling of said barrier is infinite. So forget about walking over a pile of papers, or a rock. You can't do eet.

So let's pretend for a moment that you could jump or climb in DA3. That would open up a whole new realm of possibilities for gathering ingredients, opening chests, solving puzzles, etc. You could even jump on your bed (assuming your pc owns a house). And you could probably ride a horse. Or a griffin...

I'd better stop, that's sounding like fun. Heh.

[EvilChani]

I want my female PC to have to wear nipple-less armor because one of her powers is to shoot acid out of her nipples...

And I want Stenn back in the party...and he has to run around naked the whole time...

I want the Warden and Alistair to have had a baby that was SORASed (soap opera rapid aging syndrome) into Canderous from KOTOR....

I want my PC to unearth a race that was frozen in time ages ago...and find out that the one she finds is named Thane... This is fun...

[Beerfish]

I want a Qunari character that I don't want to punch in the face because he is a condescending pric*.

[BouncyFrag]

EvilChani wrote...

And I want Stenn back in the party...and he has to run around naked the whole time...

Beerfish wrote...

I want a Qunari character that I don't want to punch in the face because he is a condescending pric*.

inb4

[Todd23]

My ridiculous demand:  Lack of disapointment.

Modifié par Todd23, 03 octobre 2012 - 09:39 .

[AxeloftheKey]

I want to be 10-feet tall and shoot lightning out of my eyes. Perhaps a new Mage specialization?

[davepissedatending]

Shepard wakes up from the rubble and he's in dragon age 3 lol

[xSTONEYx187x]

I want David Silverman to be a companion so he can tell me how everything is awesome. One button to rule them all. 

Old is old, I know .... 

Modifié par xSTONEYx187x, 04 octobre 2012 - 01:27 .

[Jonas4282]

Sten back as a pc

[FINE HERE]

I want Martin van Buren as a companion.

[TsaiMeLemoni]

Mages should be able to turn enemies feet into pears, causing them to fall and be unable to stand again.

[Orian Tabris]

The protagonist has twins after the chosen origin (as an unavoidable event). One is a boy and the other a girl. Later, there's a quest where the PC has to decide which one will live, and which one... will die!

Their best friend is a talking pie!