List Your Ridiculous DA3 Demands Here.

#451
Parmida

Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:26

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Orian Tabris wrote...

Who ever said the pet needed to be good?

They already have invaded the Dovahkiin!

http://cdn.derpiboo...._94230__UNOPT__

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#452
Yuoaman

Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:28

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Flintlock pistols.

They're just really cool and a gunslinger class would be fun. Overpowered, probably - but fun nonetheless.

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#453
TCBC_Freak

Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:30

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I want Garrus as a Squad member.

And a bit less ridiculous, but may not happen, I want a castle like in Awakening... but even more in depth. Let me rule some land even and pass laws and junk, or at least settle disputes like we could in DA:Awakening.

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#454
BouncyFrag

Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:24

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TCBC_Freak wrote...

I want Garrus as a Squad member.

And a bit less ridiculous, but may not happen, I want a castle like in Awakening... but even more in depth. Let me rule some land even and pass laws and junk, or at least settle disputes like we could in DA:Awakening.

Garrus voice actor of a badass rogue or mage. I'd like that!! Not ridiculous at all.

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#455
TCBC_Freak

Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:28

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BouncyFrag wrote...

TCBC_Freak wrote...

I want Garrus as a Squad member.

And a bit less ridiculous, but may not happen, I want a castle like in Awakening... but even more in depth. Let me rule some land even and pass laws and junk, or at least settle disputes like we could in DA:Awakening.

Garrus voice actor of a badass rogue or mage. I'd like that!! Not ridiculous at all.

Not just the voice actor, lol. I want Garrus.

But having him voice a character would be almost as awesome.... which is still more awesome than a lot of other things.

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#456
BouncyFrag

Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:32

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TCBC_Freak wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

TCBC_Freak wrote...

I want Garrus as a Squad member.

And a bit less ridiculous, but may not happen, I want a castle like in Awakening... but even more in depth. Let me rule some land even and pass laws and junk, or at least settle disputes like we could in DA:Awakening.

Garrus voice actor of a badass rogue or mage. I'd like that!! Not ridiculous at all.

Not just the voice actor, lol. I want Garrus.

But having him voice a character would be almost as awesome.... which is still more awesome than a lot of other things.

*Garrus nails a headshot with a longbow*
"Scoped and dropped!"
Inquisitor, "What is scoped?"
Garrus, "uh.....nevermind"

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#457
Orian Tabris

Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 01:02

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A companion who looks like this, or a vanilla armour like this, instead:

With the horns, hair band, wings and tail as part of the items' designs. I'd hate to have to use a mod, and even those idiotic console users should be able to get it s well.

*cough* Ridiculous! *cough*

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#458
SeismicGravy

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 11:19

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Can we have Monkey Island style insults in the game? I want the opportunity to tell the enemy that they fight like a dairy farmer.

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#459
Guest_Tancred Of The Chantry_*

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:24

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I demand that a comet strike Thedas, killing off 85% of the population, and definitely killing everyone we've ever met so far in the DA games, books, and comics. Without the need for a retcon because everyone's plots ended in death, we learn that the Magisters had created underground dungeons, separate from the Deep Roads, from which they emerge after the apocalypse to create a New Tevinter Imperium. Your protagonist is one of a team of survivors working to stop the influence of the Magisters in this post-apocalyptic world (but, in a twist, may be persuaded to help them instead). Meanwhile, the Kossith were largely unaffected by the comet's destruction (which, incidentally, hit Ferelden) and are acting on plans to recolonize Thedas...

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#460
SeismicGravy

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:52

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That almost sound like a Fallout clone.

I'd play it.

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#461
BouncyFrag

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:53

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I want to hear this whenever 'big things' show up to battle.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHVApBEq8sQ

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#462
Nilbog79

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 05:14

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A pet deepstalker. And a lightsaber.

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#463
Shophet Palaiologos

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:33

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The ability to indiscriminately slaughter random NPCs

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#464
Squeeze the Fish

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:47

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I want Nathaniel as a LI. It doesn't have to make sense, I just wants it. Also, how about not messing up his eye color this time around?

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#465
Versus Omnibus

Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:54

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I want a film maker mod like Source Film maker!

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#466
SafetyShattered

Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 03:30

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Versus Omnibus wrote...

I want a film maker mod like Source Film maker!

No Versus Omnibus that's not how you do it! You have to insult Bioware's credibility and demand it or else you'll never get what you want!

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#467
satunnainen

Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 12:47

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I want shepard in my team, both femshep and maleshep. Even with sheploo face and whoever that femshep default face was. Then some asari commandos and...

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#468
macrocarl

Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 02:24

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I want a castle as LI

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#469
hobbit of the shire

Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 05:31

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It shall be revealed that Sandal is the lovechild of Flemeth and Oghren.

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#470
Wolfspawn

Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:09

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hobbit_of_the_shire wrote...

It shall be revealed that Sandal is the lovechild of Flemeth and Oghren.

Also, it's revealed that what Oghren is Varric's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes them absolutely nothing to each other.

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#471
SeismicGravy

Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:32

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bob_20000 wrote...

hobbit_of_the_shire wrote...

It shall be revealed that Sandal is the lovechild of Flemeth and Oghren.

Also, it's revealed that what Oghren is Varric's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes them absolutely nothing to each other.

What you did there?

I saw it.

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#472
Guest_Tancred Of The Chantry_*

Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 04:54

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I demand optional audio commentary by Statler and Waldorf that can be "switched on" and heard throughout the entire game.

Statler: Holy Maker, Anders blew up the Chantry!
Waldorf: Yeah, but the quality of the third act had blown up already!
Statler and Waldorf: D'ohhohohohoho!

bob_20000 wrote...

hobbit_of_the_shire wrote...

It shall be revealed that Sandal is the lovechild of Flemeth and Oghren.

Also, it's revealed that what Oghren is Varric's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Which makes them absolutely nothing to each other.

Well played, sir.

Modifié par Tancred Of The Chantry, 09 octobre 2012 - 04:55 .

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#473
Orian Tabris

Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:14

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Tancred Of The Chantry wrote...

I demand optional audio commentary by Statler and Waldorf that can be "switched on" and heard throughout the entire game.

Statler: Holy Maker, Anders blew up the Chantry!
Waldorf: Yeah, but the quality of the third act had blown up already!
Statler and Waldorf: D'ohhohohohoho!

That... would be... absolute... pure win!!!

BioWare! You must do this!!!

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#474
BrowncoatN7

Posté 17 octobre 2012 - 02:46

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I want Nobuo Uematsu (and a rocketship) as the composer!

Modifié par lament.ballad, 17 octobre 2012 - 06:57 .

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#475
Purge the heathens

Posté 17 octobre 2012 - 03:18

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I demand that all Orlesians wear berets, carry baguettes and have a mustache.

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#451 Parmida Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:26

#452 Yuoaman Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:28

#453 TCBC_Freak Posté 04 octobre 2012 - 11:30

#454 BouncyFrag Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:24

#455 TCBC_Freak Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:28

#456 BouncyFrag Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 12:32

#457 Orian Tabris Posté 05 octobre 2012 - 01:02

#458 SeismicGravy Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 11:19

#459 Guest_Tancred Of The Chantry_* Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:24

#460 SeismicGravy Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:52

#461 BouncyFrag Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 04:53

#462 Nilbog79 Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 05:14

#463 Shophet Palaiologos Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:33

#464 Squeeze the Fish Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:47

#465 Versus Omnibus Posté 07 octobre 2012 - 10:54

#466 SafetyShattered Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 03:30

#467 satunnainen Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 12:47

#468 macrocarl Posté 08 octobre 2012 - 02:24

#469 hobbit of the shire Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 05:31

#470 Wolfspawn Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:09

#471 SeismicGravy Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 09:32

#472 Guest_Tancred Of The Chantry_* Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 04:54

#473 Orian Tabris Posté 09 octobre 2012 - 07:14

#474 BrowncoatN7 Posté 17 octobre 2012 - 02:46

#475 Purge the heathens Posté 17 octobre 2012 - 03:18

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