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#526
immanji

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oh lathrim. LOL

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Orian Tabris

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@ ReconTeam. Yes.

Modifié par Orian Tabris, 26 novembre 2012 - 04:18 .


#528
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Orian Tabris wrote...

Lathrim wrote...

Orian Tabris wrote...

Lathrim wrote...

Sean Bean. Everything is better with Sean Bean.

Correction! Everything is better with fire!


Ice isn't better with fire. :mellow:

True. You don't want to burn your skin off, when you're trying to get high! Do you?


Of course not. Gettin' highs teh xeet tbh.

immanji wrote...

oh lathrim. LOL


<3

:wizard:

#529
Ihatebadgames

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A talking dog.

#530
Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Ihatebadgames wrote...

A talking dog.


That's not ridiculous. Find someplace else to post it!

#531
Ihatebadgames

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Riverdaleswhiteflash wrote...

Ihatebadgames wrote...

A talking dog.


That's not ridiculous. Find someplace else to post it!

It is if he's wearing a smoking jacket and a pipe.

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I want to invade the black city, and have the option to either destroy/purify it, or claim it as my own and thereby ensure destruction and despair forever!

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Celene II

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I want DA:I to be far more like DAO then DA2 - What thats pretty ridiculous demand cause it aint happening.


Other demands

ridable griffons
a total change of perspective from DA style to a free roaming first person style
a new monk class

#534
Orian Tabris

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I want to be able to stop in the middle of combat, and pull out some French Orlesian toast. Preferrably from the same place that the murder knife appears.

I also want to have arm wrestles with Qunari or Tal-Vashoth, in a tavern/pub. Below a portait of Hawke riding a winged Sandal.

Oh, and to have orgies with Orlesians, in the DA3 brothel.

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surfgirlusa_2006 wrote...

I want to invade the black city, and have the option to either destroy/purify it, or claim it as my own and thereby ensure destruction and despair forever!


This! ^

We should definitely find a way in there somehow.

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surfgirlusa_2006

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SpunkyMonkey wrote...

surfgirlusa_2006 wrote...

I want to invade the black city, and have the option to either destroy/purify it, or claim it as my own and thereby ensure destruction and despair forever!


This! ^

We should definitely find a way in there somehow.


Yeah; between the Architect, Corypheus, Flemeth, the weirdness with Leliana, Morrigan and who knows what else, I think there has to be a way to work it in.

My more ridiculous demand: get James Marsters as a VA.  Vigo Mortensen would also be nice.

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Orian Tabris

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A winged Sandal for LI.

I want every line to be spoken in German, and every piece of text to be written in hieroglyphics.

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I want play as a human with dwarfism and infiltrate Orzammar.

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Riverdaleswhiteflash

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Ihatebadgames wrote...

Riverdaleswhiteflash wrote...

Ihatebadgames wrote...

A talking dog.


That's not ridiculous. Find someplace else to post it!

It is if he's wearing a smoking jacket and a pipe.


You, I like.

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Better fans...That's joke's been done already, hasn't it?

I want to nuke a city with Final Fantasy's Ultima spell. Preferably Val Royeaux.

I want an insane companion. Not like Merril, who's just a little cloudheaded and not a deranged socio/psychopath, but someone who is legitamately off-the-walls, taking-to-themselves-or-inanimate-objects insane. Kind of like the mad hermit. And make them an LI because, hey, why not?

Modifié par Auintus, 29 novembre 2012 - 01:41 .


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A high dragon that i can name jesse and have eat people.

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Orian Tabris

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Auintus wrote...

Better fans...That's joke's been done already, hasn't it?

I want to nuke a city with Final Fantasy's Ultima spell. Preferably Val Royeaux.

xD

That would be awesome!

On that note:
I want my femPC warrior to be able to do Lightning's Army of One from Final Fantasy XIII, on bosses.

I also demand that Dual Wield come back, with a sustained talent called "Santoryu" or the English, "Three Swords Style," so that I may use three 1 handed weapons at once!

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The ability to ridicule and mock companions at any time.

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BouncyFrag wrote...

The ability to ridicule and mock companions at any time.


How about this addition: One of them is a serial murderer but you dont know which one and it changes every playthrough. If you mock the wrong person, eventually he/she murders you one night when you are sleeping and you need to start again from the beginning of the game.

#545
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Make it even better than Dragon Age: Origins

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Orian Tabris

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Viktoria Landers wrote...

Make it even better than Dragon Age: Origins

:blink:

Now that just goes beyond ridiculous!

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I want a cameo from both the Warden and Hawke where both look exactly as I designed, and their dialogue follows exactly how I envisioned the characters.

I want the Arcane Warrior spec to return, but it was too underpowered last time. This time, it should be just as strong while generating 50 mana per second and triple spellpower, and give me the ability to summon ancient elves to tear through my enemies.

I want every companion to return from both games and DA:A, and Witch Hunt, and Leliana's Song, and Talis,and Golems of Amgarrack, and Darkspawn Chronicles, even if they're dead (zombie Fenris!) (both Hawke siblings!), and they're all LIs. Also, I can kill them whenever I want.

Modifié par Sith Grey Warden, 30 novembre 2012 - 09:54 .


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Orian Tabris

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I want to hear Vinaiya Mahariel's new Welsh/Scottish accent, in DA3, but I want an exact, updated version of her appearance (simple Dalish tattoo to be the same, with the same hair colour, style and the new elf noses, but with the same longish nose).

I want my PC to have a fling with his or her corresponding Hawke (if it doesn't violate their sexual orientation). And with their LI (including Tallis) if possible.

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For those of you familiar with the term "reverse harem" from anime......I want to be able to romance a whole group of
delicious looking men throughout the game without the possibility of losing any of them, no matter what I put them through.Image IPB

Modifié par AstraDrakkar, 30 novembre 2012 - 10:47 .