To travel to Antiva and rescue Zevran and/or Isabella from three random red-robed dudes.
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#102
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:08
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franciscoamell wrote...
No day one paid DLC.
Ok there is a point where your demands are too crazy.
#103
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Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:23
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Shadowfang12 wrote...
Trista Faux Hawke wrote...
Shadowfang12 wrote...
Hawke drinks a magic potion that turns him into a women.
See, my mind is blown because Hawke turns into a women; plural. He also wears a golden helmet and has forty tongues.
How dare you let your mind be blown by my typing errors! And your actually wrong. He does indeed wear a golden helmet, but he only has 39 tongues. 40 would be stupid. *sigh* whats wrong with you?
I am sorry and I will stop that.
I am going to argue with you about numbers.
39 is too few. Commence disagreement.
Hawke also looks like Patrict Stewart with a porn stache.
#104
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:25
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I'd like to change into a "Shadow Form" i.e. World of Warcraft, and naturally Mages Only. Or something similar to shadow form at least. We could really use an "I'm an unholy badass when I go into this mode" button. Sonic has Super Sonic, Majora's Mask had Fierce Diety, The Darkness had...The Darkness, Final Fantasy 7/8 have absurdly long/powerful summons, and Halo 2 had the scarab gun.
A couple ways to control that amount of power in an RPG: Make it an unlockable feature, or nerf it with a cooldown. Something. Anything. I enjoy Dragon Age, but I scarcely feel like true evil.
A couple ways to control that amount of power in an RPG: Make it an unlockable feature, or nerf it with a cooldown. Something. Anything. I enjoy Dragon Age, but I scarcely feel like true evil.
#105
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:26
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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...
Hawke also looks like Patrict Stewart with a porn stache.
It's been two minutes, why has nobody photoshopped this yet?
#106
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Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:28
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I want to romance and then break up with a dragon.
I want to hire the voice actors to come over to my house and act out all their lines using sock puppets. I will interact with them as the DA3 protagonist, but everything I say will be in Klingon and sometimes Spanish.
I want to hire the voice actors to come over to my house and act out all their lines using sock puppets. I will interact with them as the DA3 protagonist, but everything I say will be in Klingon and sometimes Spanish.
#107
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:32
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a squadmate/romance desire demon....i blame japan
#108
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:34
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I don't care if they're extinct, put griffons in the game. Oh, and make them breathe fire and shoot lasers from their eyes.
#109
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:34
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A random selection between gryphon, desire demon, or broodmother as the forced romance at the start of each game.
#110
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:35
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arcelonious wrote...
First, I want DA 3 to feature full Kinect integration. With Kinect, I want to use the camera to take a picture of myself, and have the game render my face into the character creator. This is the ultimate of self-insertion. No, not that kind, silly; that's for the romance thread.
Next, I want to get rid of dialogue options completely, and instead, be able to use the voice command system and speak directly to the NPCs. Even a silent protagonist's lines are written by someone else, and that prevents me from playing how I want. I don't think that it's unreasonable for me to request the developers to construct a true artificial intelligence so that it can respond to anything I say, such as, "Hey Sebastian, it's okay, when it's in a three way," and then have him respond accordingly. If you need to use voice emulation to cut costs on voice acting (to balance out the development of artificial intellegence), I wouldn't mind supplementing a more robotic voice from time to time (in some instances, I would prefer it).
Finally, I want my actions to have consequences. Let's say that I learn the blood magic specialization and decide to use it in a battle. As soon as I cut myself, I want anyone around, including companions, to stop what they're doing, arrest me, and turn me into the Chantry. I don't care if it's even five minutes into the game, I think that I should see a game over screen shortly after I use blood magic. The most immersion-breaking thing for me is when the lore of the game is glossed over. Well, that and a game over screen. Wait, what does immersion mean again?
Sounds reasonable to me..
lets also make it infinity long... Not to much to ask.....
#111
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:38
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Of all the threads to be stickied. lol
#112
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:39
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Zero romances.
#113
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:42
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Someone likes the Witcher:DadroitJ092 wrote...
Mini-games. nug farming, mabari agility courses, dice/Card games with thieves and warrior arm wrestling and/or sparring, dwarven drinking games.
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Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 06:50
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OK I also want to bring back a ton of characters but change a ton of things about them - are you ready? OK. Here's the rundown, guys, OK:
- Bring back Morrigan but she's 47 years old and married to a moose.
- Bring back Alistair but he drives a motorcycle and says, "Who's laughin' now?" a lot. He also grew his hair out and never washed it.
- Bring back Fenris but he has human ears even though he's still an elf. Also he is obsessed with balloons.
- Bring back Leiliana, but she rides around on a bicycle and occasionally asks the travel party if they want to stop for pizza.
- Bring back Zevran, but he's actually a computer.
- Bring back Morrigan but she's 47 years old and married to a moose.
- Bring back Alistair but he drives a motorcycle and says, "Who's laughin' now?" a lot. He also grew his hair out and never washed it.
- Bring back Fenris but he has human ears even though he's still an elf. Also he is obsessed with balloons.
- Bring back Leiliana, but she rides around on a bicycle and occasionally asks the travel party if they want to stop for pizza.
- Bring back Zevran, but he's actually a computer.
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#115
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:00
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I have two ridiculous demands, that are somewhat serious demands...
1. Tallis as squad-mate!
2. Allow us to be a part of an assassin guild/group. I don't care if we're Inquisitors, we need to be paid to murder many people!
1. Tallis as squad-mate!
2. Allow us to be a part of an assassin guild/group. I don't care if we're Inquisitors, we need to be paid to murder many people!
#116
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:07
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I want DA3 to be epic! Only for the player to find out in the end, that the whole game was only a dream of Hawke's.
...Of course followed by, Hawke walking into the bathroom to see StillAlive!Anders taking a shower.
...Of course followed by, Hawke walking into the bathroom to see StillAlive!Anders taking a shower.
#117
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:10
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The developers taking into account all of my inane desires and basing the game solely on what I like and consider a proper RPG . I also intend to push this agenda in all possible threads.
#118
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:19
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Please every single one of your fans upon release of DA3.
The demand isn't ridiculous - it's impossible.
The demand isn't ridiculous - it's impossible.
#119
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:22
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I want all the companions to be floating cubes.
#120
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:23
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There is only one thing I want.
Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.
Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.
#121
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:25
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Blackrising wrote...
There is only one thing I want.
Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.
Hey it worked for Buffy
#122
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:26
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You'd be better off with Epic Mickey's Sequel - they're pouring in musical numbers within the game. Full Musicals and Video Games rarely meet together outside of the listed above; Not unless you count PaRappa the Rapper/Um Jammer Lammy.Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
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Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:36
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I want a magically-bred intelligent Orlaisian cat the way Fereldans have magically bred intelligent dogs. And I want it to act as a makeshift rogue the way the Dog is a makeshift warrior. And I want to see it in cutscenes, sitting on the owner's shoulder when they stand or one their lap when they sit down or something.
Actually, you know what would be better? A horse. Orlais supposedly has a really big horse culture (part of the reason Fereldan almost never uses them), so why make the adventurers run around on foot? Probably have horses for humans, ponies for dwarves, and halla for any Dalish companion. (Think A****aka and his red antelope - I think - from Princess Mononoke.)
Actually, you know what would be better? A horse. Orlais supposedly has a really big horse culture (part of the reason Fereldan almost never uses them), so why make the adventurers run around on foot? Probably have horses for humans, ponies for dwarves, and halla for any Dalish companion. (Think A****aka and his red antelope - I think - from Princess Mononoke.)
#124
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:39
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I want Dragon Age III to be the best game ever! I wish it to rise up amongst the others. I wish it to be so amazing that Jesus Christ himself shall rise from the dead just to play Dragon Age III. Hell, even Gandhi, Buddha, and Mordin Solus must rise from the dead to play this game.
Nay, not a game. An object of holy power. I wish a beam of magical energy to come out of my ears, mouth, and butt every time I play this object of holy power.
I wish it to be able to be put in a box, a golden box, yes! And harness its amazing powers against my enemies. Every time I open said golden box, I want the Indiana Jones face-melting scene to happen.
AND LET THERE BE GRIFFONS! And let God come from the heavens and declare it a sin NOT to play this object of holy power.
And alas, all of this needs to be true, or I will not just not buy this game. I will personally BLOW UP any store I catch carrying it AND MURDER ALL THE GODDAMN SURVIVORS! AND YOU TOO, BIOWARE!
No pressure, of course.
Nay, not a game. An object of holy power. I wish a beam of magical energy to come out of my ears, mouth, and butt every time I play this object of holy power.
I wish it to be able to be put in a box, a golden box, yes! And harness its amazing powers against my enemies. Every time I open said golden box, I want the Indiana Jones face-melting scene to happen.
AND LET THERE BE GRIFFONS! And let God come from the heavens and declare it a sin NOT to play this object of holy power.
And alas, all of this needs to be true, or I will not just not buy this game. I will personally BLOW UP any store I catch carrying it AND MURDER ALL THE GODDAMN SURVIVORS! AND YOU TOO, BIOWARE!
No pressure, of course.
#125
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:44
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Rockworm503 wrote...
Blackrising wrote...
There is only one thing I want.
Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.
Hey it worked for Buffy
Exactly. They need to do it Once More, WIth Feeling.
Still my favourite Buffy episode of all time.
