List Your Ridiculous DA3 Demands Here.
#126
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:51
#127
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 07:58
ReconTeam wrote...
A random selection between gryphon, desire demon, or broodmother as the forced romance at the start of each game.
Is it wrong that I want to romance a broodmother, griffon, AND a harvester AT THE SAME TIME in real life?
Or is that too much?
#128
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:01
Imagine the speculation.
#129
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:05
bob_20000 wrote...
ReconTeam wrote...
A random selection between gryphon, desire demon, or broodmother as the forced romance at the start of each game.
Is it wrong that I want to romance a broodmother, griffon, AND a harvester AT THE SAME TIME in real life?
Or is that too much?
Can you imagine what would happen if they ran into one another at the grocery store? Awkward.
#130
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:08
I want Cullen for a companion (Maker! No! Creators! No!).
The ability to turn off (no pun intended) the undergarments for when robes and armour are removed.
On a serious note (not that I don't want the first and third demands, 'cause I do): No default weapons if we unequip a character's weapon/s.
NAKED SANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#131
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:10
and other stuff ...
Basically a box that contains everything you need to spend 3 of 4 days playing non stop the new game.
#132
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:10
Dragon age: Origins had a warrior, DA2 had a mage. No more discrimination against the awesome and underrated rouge!!!!!!
#133
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:29
100% a must have in DA3.Blackrising wrote...
There is only one thing I want.
Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.
I want the protag. to face down a band of Darkspawn, put on a dress, and dance the Remigold.
Then the companions backflip onto the Deep Road stage, and start doing the Macarena... even the non-humanoid/s. If it has to be a mabari, they better stand on their hindlegs.
Flemeth should apparate onto the scene, with the Warden (or their deceased skeleton magically being controlled by her). They then do the Chicken Dance. The skeleton will do what Flemeth does.
Also, please make Varric, Fenris, Alistair and the Sten perform a barbershop number. They should be wearing the proper clothes for a barbershop quartet. Then at the end of the song, Varric turns to Leliana in the same (male) outfit, and says "Play me off Sister Nightingale!", whereupon he grabs his cane and tilts his hat, dancing off a cliff or something.
#134
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:36
#135
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:44
Yes! A solution to all Dragon Age's problems!Icinix wrote...
I want it be a totally text based adventure requiring commands such as; look, go north, open cupboard, inventory and talk to.
#136
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:48
Seboist wrote...
No tacked on fan service romances.
>coughCullencough<
Or in other words: Too late.
#137
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:55
#138
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Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:56
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I want clothes for little nug and Dog too to keep them warm just in case it snows where ever we travel to.
#139
Guest_FemaleMageFan_*
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 08:58
Guest_FemaleMageFan_*
#140
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:05
A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.
#141
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:08
nedpepper wrote...
I have said this multiple times, but here goes...
A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.
We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.
#142
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:08
#143
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:10
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!
#144
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:12
Like there was a DA:O ogre in Kasumi DLC.
#145
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:13
AndreyBlaze wrote...
Most of the fans want one thing - to change all clothing the heroes and fully undress.
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!
YES! And even bigger boobs on ALL the women in the game! Skimpier chain mail armour on all of them too! Thats what everyone wants!
AND a special coder dedicated to realistic jiggling on flesh ala Lady Aribeth.
#146
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:14
Icinix wrote...
nedpepper wrote...
I have said this multiple times, but here goes...
A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.
We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.
This character will make the biotic god companion look like Garrus.
"Go for ze ankles, Bobo!"
#147
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:17
Icinix wrote...
AndreyBlaze wrote...
Most of the fans want one thing - to change all clothing the heroes and fully undress.
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!
YES! And even bigger boobs on ALL the women in the game! Skimpier chain mail armour on all of them too! Thats what everyone wants!
AND a special coder dedicated to realistic jiggling on flesh ala Lady Aribeth.
And THAT, my friends, is why people play video games!
#148
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:18
#149
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:34
nedpepper wrote...
Icinix wrote...
nedpepper wrote...
I have said this multiple times, but here goes...
A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.
We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.
This character will make the biotic god companion look like Garrus.
"Go for ze ankles, Bobo!"
Yes! He can do it with a dismissive wave of his hand too! I love it.
#150
Posté 24 septembre 2012 - 09:40





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