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oui_je_danse

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After every joke/flirt, I want my character to turn towards the screen and wink at me.

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ReconTeam wrote...

A random selection between gryphon, desire demon, or broodmother as the forced romance at the start of each game.


Is it wrong that I want to romance a broodmother, griffon, AND a harvester AT THE SAME TIME in real life?

Or is that too much?

#128
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During the ending sequence, Morrigan's Old God Baby should suddenly show up with three potential solutions to this whole Mage/Templar conflict thing: kill all mages/templars, make everybody Tranquil or transform every living thing, sentient and non-sentient, into a mage. Also all the countries of Thedas get broken up into islands.

Imagine the speculation.

#129
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bob_20000 wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

A random selection between gryphon, desire demon, or broodmother as the forced romance at the start of each game.


Is it wrong that I want to romance a broodmother, griffon, AND a harvester AT THE SAME TIME in real life?

Or is that too much?


Can you imagine what would happen if they ran into one another at the grocery store? Awkward.

#130
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I want statues of naked: Morrigan, Leliana, Velanna, Merrill and Tallis in the protagonist's base/area.

I want Cullen for a companion (Maker! No! Creators! No!).

The ability to turn off (no pun intended) the undergarments for when robes and armour are removed.

On a serious note (not that I don't want the first and third demands, 'cause I do): No default weapons if we unequip a character's weapon/s.

NAKED SANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#131
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If you pre order , you got a coupon for free pizza delivery for a couple of days and free tea too.
and other stuff ...
Basically a box that contains everything you need to spend 3 of 4 days playing non stop the new game.

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I don't know about the actual game, but I demand that the trailers of DA3 will have a rouge protagonist!!! With daggers. Or a bow if s/he's an elf.

Dragon age: Origins had a warrior, DA2 had a mage. No more discrimination against the awesome and underrated rouge!!!!!!

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Blackrising wrote...

There is only one thing I want.

Give me a musical number, Bioware. And none of that Mording Gilbert & Sullivan crap, I want a true musical number. With a dramatic story and dancing and singing.
Come on, there's bound to be a demon around that likes to cause people to randomly break into song.

100% a must have in DA3.

I want the protag. to face down a band of Darkspawn, put on a dress, and dance the Remigold.

Then the companions backflip onto the Deep Road stage, and start doing the Macarena... even the non-humanoid/s. If it has to be a mabari, they better stand on their hindlegs.

Flemeth should apparate onto the scene, with the Warden (or their deceased skeleton magically being controlled by her). They then do the Chicken Dance. The skeleton will do what Flemeth does.

Also, please make Varric, Fenris, Alistair and the Sten perform a barbershop number. They should be wearing the proper clothes for a barbershop quartet. Then at the end of the song, Varric turns to Leliana in the same (male) outfit, and says "Play me off Sister Nightingale!", whereupon he grabs his cane and tilts his hat, dancing off a cliff or something.

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I want it be a totally text based adventure requiring commands such as; look, go north, open cupboard, inventory and talk to.

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Orian Tabris

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Icinix wrote...

I want it be a totally text based adventure requiring commands such as; look, go north, open cupboard, inventory and talk to.

Yes! A solution to all Dragon Age's problems! :D

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Seboist wrote...

No tacked on fan service romances.


>coughCullencough<

Or in other words: Too late.

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I want my mage to have a pet owl or a cat a choice of pet would be nice instead of having a dog all the time

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I want a little nug as a companion to keep Dog some company.

I want clothes for little nug and Dog too to keep them warm just in case it snows where ever we travel to.

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Casual Encounters with the brood mother

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I have said this multiple times, but here goes...

A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.

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nedpepper wrote...

I have said this multiple times, but here goes...

A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.


We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.

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One of these ridiculous demands to be implemented in DA3!

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Most of the fans want one thing - to change all clothing the heroes and fully undress.
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!:o

#144
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A Krogan statue stashed in some vault somewhere.

Like there was a DA:O ogre in Kasumi DLC.

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AndreyBlaze wrote...

Most of the fans want one thing - to change all clothing the heroes and fully undress.
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!:o


YES! And even bigger boobs on ALL the women in the game! Skimpier chain mail armour on all of them too! Thats what everyone wants!

AND a special coder dedicated to realistic jiggling on flesh ala Lady Aribeth.

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Icinix wrote...

nedpepper wrote...

I have said this multiple times, but here goes...

A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.


We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.



This character will make the biotic god companion look like Garrus.

"Go for ze ankles, Bobo!"

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Icinix wrote...

AndreyBlaze wrote...

Most of the fans want one thing - to change all clothing the heroes and fully undress.
More nudity here is a guarantee of success!:o


YES! And even bigger boobs on ALL the women in the game! Skimpier chain mail armour on all of them too! Thats what everyone wants!

AND a special coder dedicated to realistic jiggling on flesh ala Lady Aribeth.


And THAT, my friends, is why people play video games!

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Richard for companion and LI.

For those who don't know who Richard is... www.youtube.com/watch

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nedpepper wrote...

Icinix wrote...

nedpepper wrote...

I have said this multiple times, but here goes...

A fat, lazy Orlesian mage companion who wants to be carried from mission to misssion. He should sound out of breath and have a pronounced French accent, complain all the time, and lay down while fighting. He should be bald too. And a little bit of a dandy. And make him an LI. He should have a pet Shi Zhu named Bobo, who yips and snaps at enemies when they get too close.


We already have the biotic god companion thread in the ME3 forum.



This character will make the biotic god companion look like Garrus.

"Go for ze ankles, Bobo!"


Yes! He can do it with a dismissive wave of his hand too! I love it.

#150
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BOOBIES! xD