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[Face of Evil]

 I don't know about you guys, but I really hated in DA2 how Hawke was always shouting "May the Spaghetti Monster guide you!" or "May his wet noodle-y arms gouge out your eyes!" It was always Flying Spaghetti Monster this or Flying Spaghetti Monster that.

I also found Hawke's rants about how the absence of pirates would lead to global warming really tedious. Thoughts?

Modifié par Face of Evil, 24 septembre 2012 - 08:44 .

[Vandicus]

I don't know, there seems to be a lot of evidence suggesting that pirates stop global warming.

[Face of Evil]

Vandicus wrote...

I don't know, there seems to be a lot of evidence suggesting that pirates stop global warming.

Nonsense. Several locations in Ferelden were covered in snow and you only encountered one pirate in the entire game.

[Vandicus]

Face of Evil wrote...

Vandicus wrote...

I don't know, there seems to be a lot of evidence suggesting that pirates stop global warming.

Nonsense. Several locations in Ferelden were covered in snow and you only encountered one pirate in the entire game.

Isabela counts for many pirates.

Perhaps there are a hidden cache of pirates in Orlais helping to offset the lack of pirates in Fereldan.

[Face of Evil]

Correlation does not equal causation, Vandicus! You could just as easily claim that dwarven society is collapsing due to the presence of nugs, as nugs can only be found in Orzammar. And I count your theory that Isabela accounts for some kind of concentration of pirate laughable.

Any warming of Thedas' climate is entirely due to the presence of darkspawn on the surface. As the darkspawn kill off plants through the taint, there is less oxygen in the atmosphere and as a result the ozone layer is being thinned.

Modifié par Face of Evil, 24 septembre 2012 - 08:53 .

[Versus Omnibus]

I almost took this topic seriously.

[Vandicus]

Why in the world would you doubt that nugs are the cause of the collapse of Dwarven society? They decrease work time efficiency and interrupt breeding sessions between dwarves through their cute and mischevious antics. Also, the rise of Nug-o-sexuals has led to many dwarves refusing to breed with other dwarves, causing a population crisis.

Darkspawn serve as permanent removers of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere though. So long as they do not die the carbon dioxide in their body remains trapped. This counteracts any possible loss of CO2 transformation from the death of plantlife.

[Maclimes]

Versus Omnibus wrote...

I almost took this topic seriously.

I'm glad you snapped out of it.

[Chris Priestly]

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