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I just realized that BioWare has hit its pinnacle


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Maria Caliban

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"If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win," is probably the most vulgar joke they can get away with.

Sure, they'll have lots of sexual innuendo in Dragon Age III, but nothing is going to beat that level of crudeness.

It's a pity really.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 26 septembre 2012 - 05:33 .


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EricHVela

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Maria Caliban wrote...

"If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win," is probably the most vulgar joke they can get away with.

Sure, they'll have lots of sexual innuendo in Dragon Age III, but nothing is going to beat that level of crudeness.

It's a pity really.

Sexual Innuendo = Pinnacle?

That sounds more like a High School requirement.

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 26 septembre 2012 - 05:34 .


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mesmerizedish

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I'd hit your pinnacle.

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berelinde

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They peaked early?

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Zkyire

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

I'd hit your pinnacle.


*golf clap*

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Tasmen

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Oh I don't know, I have faith in the writers to continually one up themselves.

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Blacklash93

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berelinde wrote...

They peaked early?


This must be why Bioware can no longer satisfy us.

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Masha Potato

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Preorder cancelled

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LiquidGrape

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Isabela marked both the beginning and the end of her own personal renaissance.

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ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

I'd hit your pinnacle.


Every time I see your name it makes me start twitching over the fact I don't have the last WOT book sitting on my lap yet...perpetually "yet".
...This seemed the appropriate thread to tell you so.

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Mr.House

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Blacklash93 wrote...

berelinde wrote...

They peaked early?


This must be why Bioware can no longer satisfy us.

:lol:

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Maria Caliban

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ReggarBlane wrote...

Sexual Innuendo = Pinnacle?

That sounds more like a High School requirement.


No, I suspect they'll have innuendo, and that it will be humorous. Innuendo suggests something sexual while the above quote is frank about it. Ish's response, for example, "I'd hit your pinnacle" is innuendo. If she'd made a statement about placing digits in orifices, it wouldn't be innuendo.

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Don't give up hope OP, they could make dudeInquisitor scratch his balls and ass while [Flirt] in the most obscene and retarded way with a companion. That would hit. Something.

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Maria Caliban

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Tasmen wrote...

Oh I don't know, I have faith in the writers to continually one up themselves.

Nope. Sorry. It's all over.

We might as well cancel our pre-orders and start hanging out on the Obsidian forums. We could probably get another decade out of waiting for their games to have appropriately bawdy banter.

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Medhia Nox

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I thought Ish was talking about mountain climbing for example.

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LiquidGrape

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Maria Caliban wrote...

Ish's response, for example, "I'd hit your pinnacle" is innuendo. If she'd made a statement about placing digits in orifices, it wouldn't be innuendo.


Wait, but what if Ish has actually been speaking literally the entire time we've known her?

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Maria Caliban wrote...

"If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win," is probably the most vulgar joke they can get away with.
 


This sounds like a challenge.  Will Bioware accept your challenge?

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OP, you have the most genius signature I've seen in a while. I love it.

I also fully agree with you here. Not that I expect much to change in this department. But hey, at least it couldn't possibly be worse than The Witcher 2...

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LiquidGrape wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

Ish's response, for example, "I'd hit your pinnacle" is innuendo. If she'd made a statement about placing digits in orifices, it wouldn't be innuendo.


Wait, but what if Ish has actually been speaking literally the entire time we've known her?


It's easy to forget I'm autistic, isn't it?

Autistic sounds like aufgestockt.

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 26 septembre 2012 - 06:03 .


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Maria Caliban wrote...

"If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win," is probably the most vulgar joke they can get away with.

Sure, they'll have lots of sexual innuendo in Dragon Age III, but nothing is going to beat that level of crudeness.

It's a pity really.



In-your-endo!

Sorry...

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Little Jack Horner, sat in a corner, eating a Christmas pie....

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Beerfish

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I hit Pinnacles all the time.

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RinpocheSchnozberry

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I support the hitting of pinnacles. For love interest, and as a companion.

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Maria Caliban wrote...

"If you stick your thumb up his ass, I win," is probably the most vulgar joke they can get away with.

Sure, they'll have lots of sexual innuendo in Dragon Age III, but nothing is going to beat that level of crudeness.

It's a pity really.


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That line was such amazingcakes, indeed!

Damn, DA3 won't have Isabela in it. How will I survive? She was like... oh damnit.

EDIT: That feeling of surprise when you hit Submit and see David has posted a huge picture while you were typing, without putting a word of text in his reply... that's what I'm feeling at the time of this writing.

Modifié par KiddDaBeauty, 26 septembre 2012 - 07:28 .