I want to be able to yell this everytime I enter a room.
I want to proclaim that our main weapon is surprise
surprise and fear
our two main weapns are surprise, fear and magic
our three main weapons are surprise, fear, magic and this very large sword
amongst our weaponry is...
you get the Idea.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE ORLESIAN INQUISITION!!!
Débuté par
Villiamus
, sept. 26 2012 07:58
#1
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 07:58
#2
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 07:58
I didn't expect this topic.
#3
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 08:05
Elton John is dead wrote...
I didn't expect this topic.
^ this
#4
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 08:07
This topic cannot pass!!!!...unless you find me a shrubbery..and cut down a mighty oak with a trout!
#5
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 08:10
Oh just stop it.
#6
Posté 26 septembre 2012 - 08:11
I'll think of something witty to say in response when I get up off the floor and stop laughing.
#7
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:39
seriously Bioware I want at least one Monty Python reference, one just one please just the one dramatic declaration of general unpreparedness for the inquisition
#8
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:59
It was a herring, actually.Lotion Soronnar wrote...
This topic cannot pass!!!!...unless you find me a shrubbery..and cut down a mighty oak with a trout!
#9
Guest_FemaleMageFan_*
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 05:00
Guest_FemaleMageFan_*
Bath salts bra
#10
Guest_Trista Faux Hawke_*
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 05:05
Guest_Trista Faux Hawke_*
The Inquisition!
What a show!
What a show!
#11
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 05:20
There should be a conversation point where all three dialogue options are "Nobody expects the Orlesian Inquision," just in different tones.
#12
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 08:32
I want a bridge with 3 questions. And a swallow carrying a coconut
#13
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 08:34
If "Nobody expects the Olresian Inquisition!" doesn't make it into the game, I will be sad.
#14
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 08:47
Bravely bold Ser Robin,
Rode forth from Val Royeaux.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Ser Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Ser Robin.
He was not the least bit scared
To be mashed to a pulp.
Or have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split,
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled,
Brave Ser Robin.
His head smashed in,
His heart cut out,
His liver removed,
His bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burnt off,
And his penis...
That's quite enough, boys!
Rode forth from Val Royeaux.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Ser Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Ser Robin.
He was not the least bit scared
To be mashed to a pulp.
Or have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split,
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled,
Brave Ser Robin.
His head smashed in,
His heart cut out,
His liver removed,
His bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burnt off,
And his penis...
That's quite enough, boys!
#15
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 08:52
Trista Faux Hawke wrote...
The Inquisition!
What a show!
Inquisitor that looks like Mel Brooks and Cassandra wearing swimming suit.
#16
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 01:34
Neither did I, although I realize now, I should have. And it's beautiful.Emzamination wrote...
Elton John is dead wrote...
I didn't expect this topic.
^ this
Dear Dragon Age team,
Please give the PC an option to say something like this in the game. I will love you extra.
Your fan, Wynne.
#17
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 01:45
If only they could get some of the remaining actors to do some of the voices. I know that Cleese has done video game VA.
"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly English Knnnnnig-ht!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
(Fetchez la vache. <- Not really French, but still silly.)
Nods to comedic presentations of the Spanish Inquisition is very welcomed I think (and not the poor, satirical representations of French accents that I referenced).
Yet, I think we all knew this already, especially the BWE team given their tweets immediately after the announcement.
The question is: Can they get license to use it? (I would hope so, but being a for-profit production, there might be issues.)
EDIT: The Grand Inquisitor, Torquemada! Do not beg him for forgiveness! Torquemada! Do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it. You can't Torquemada anything!
"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly English Knnnnnig-ht!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
(Fetchez la vache. <- Not really French, but still silly.)
Nods to comedic presentations of the Spanish Inquisition is very welcomed I think (and not the poor, satirical representations of French accents that I referenced).
Yet, I think we all knew this already, especially the BWE team given their tweets immediately after the announcement.
The question is: Can they get license to use it? (I would hope so, but being a for-profit production, there might be issues.)
EDIT: The Grand Inquisitor, Torquemada! Do not beg him for forgiveness! Torquemada! Do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it. You can't Torquemada anything!
Modifié par ReggarBlane, 27 septembre 2012 - 01:49 .
#18
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 01:50
The Inquisitor should start with a pair of soft cushions in his integration kit.
#19
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 01:53
The Inquisitor should also be able to buy a comfy chair
#20
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 02:05
Give religion near absolute power and an Inquisition is inevitable.
#21
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 02:08
we are the mages who sayyyyy NI!
#22
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 07:51
Our chief weapons are surprise, annoying accents, love for cheese, an almost fanatical devotion to the Divine and a nice black armor.
#23
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 07:57
European swallow ? or african ?Lotion Soronnar wrote...
I want a bridge with 3 questions. And a swallow carrying a coconut
#24
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 09:10
#25
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 09:27
I want this as a cameo. So badly. SO BADLY DAMNIT.
Oh look here BIOWARE STAFF. YEP. CAMEO.
Oh look here BIOWARE STAFF. YEP. CAMEO.





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