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NOBODY EXPECTS THE ORLESIAN INQUISITION!!!


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Villiamus

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I want to be able to yell this everytime I enter a room.
 I want to proclaim that our main weapon is surprise
  surprise and fear
   our two main weapns are surprise, fear and magic
     our three main weapons are surprise, fear, magic and this very large sword
      amongst our weaponry is...

you get the Idea.

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Eternal Phoenix

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I didn't expect this topic.

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Emzamination

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Elton John is dead wrote...

I didn't expect this topic.


^ this

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Lotion Soronarr

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This topic cannot pass!!!!...unless you find me a shrubbery..and cut down a mighty oak with a trout!

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Fredward

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Oh just stop it.

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TheImmortalBeaver

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I'll think of something witty to say in response when I get up off the floor and stop laughing.

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Villiamus

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seriously Bioware I want at least one Monty Python reference, one just one please just the one dramatic declaration of general unpreparedness for the inquisition

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Hanako Ikezawa

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Lotion Soronnar wrote...

This topic cannot pass!!!!...unless you find me a shrubbery..and cut down a mighty oak with a trout!

It was a herring, actually.

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Bath salts bra

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The Inquisition!

What a show!

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CyanidPontifex

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There should be a conversation point where all three dialogue options are "Nobody expects the Orlesian Inquision," just in different tones.

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Lotion Soronarr

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I want a bridge with 3 questions. And a swallow carrying a coconut

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If "Nobody expects the Olresian Inquisition!" doesn't make it into the game, I will be sad.

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Bravely bold Ser Robin,
Rode forth from Val Royeaux.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Ser Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Ser Robin.

He was not the least bit scared
To be mashed to a pulp.
Or have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split,
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled,
Brave Ser Robin.

His head smashed in,
His heart cut out,
His liver removed,
His bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burnt off,
And his penis...

That's quite enough, boys!

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

The Inquisition!

What a show!


Inquisitor that looks like Mel Brooks and Cassandra wearing swimming suit.

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Emzamination wrote...

Elton John is dead wrote...

I didn't expect this topic.


^ this

Neither did I, although I realize now, I should have. And it's beautiful.  

Dear Dragon Age team,

Please give the PC an option to say something like this in the game. I will love you extra.

Your fan, Wynne.

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If only they could get some of the remaining actors to do some of the voices. I know that Cleese has done video game VA.

"I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly English Knnnnnig-ht!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
(Fetchez la vache. <- Not really French, but still silly.)

Nods to comedic presentations of the Spanish Inquisition is very welcomed I think (and not the poor, satirical representations of French accents that I referenced).

Yet, I think we all knew this already, especially the BWE team given their tweets immediately after the announcement.

The question is: Can they get license to use it? (I would hope so, but being a for-profit production, there might be issues.)

EDIT: The Grand Inquisitor, Torquemada! Do not beg him for forgiveness! Torquemada! Do not ask him for mercy. Let's face it. You can't Torquemada anything!

Modifié par ReggarBlane, 27 septembre 2012 - 01:49 .


#18
Fawx9

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The Inquisitor should start with a pair of soft cushions in his integration kit.

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Billea

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The Inquisitor should also be able to buy a comfy chair

#20
dancarrero

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Give religion near absolute power and an Inquisition is inevitable.

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ShallowlLife9871

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we are the mages who sayyyyy NI!

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MisterJB

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Our chief weapons are surprise, annoying accents, love for cheese, an almost fanatical devotion to the Divine and a nice black armor.

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Morlanwen

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Lotion Soronnar wrote...

I want a bridge with 3 questions. And a swallow carrying a coconut

European swallow ? or african ?

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joshko

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and this
www.youtube.com/watch

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Drimberly

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I want this as a cameo. So badly. SO BADLY DAMNIT.

Oh look here BIOWARE STAFF. YEP. CAMEO.