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DA3 STD's.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 03:55

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You might  sleep with a Darkspawn and get the taint.

You might sleep with an unclean man or woman and they get  your taint... infected.

I demand gift options include condoms and prescription medications.

Modifié par Trista Faux Hawke, 27 septembre 2012 - 03:56 .

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Emzamination
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 03:56

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Yeah. This didn't work for me with fable because it forced me to metagame and it's not going to work for me here.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 03:57

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Dragon Age 3: Back to Albion?

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:03

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Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1

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test for echo
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:03

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This thread makes me lol. :lol:

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:05

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Yes but who needs contraception? We have Spirit Healers!

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:05

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upgrade condom with Master Rune

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Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:08

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

upgrade condom with Master Rune


Sandal's "special" rune...

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Faerloch
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:08

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I hope Sandal gives me a hard case of Dwarf-AIDS and then I get sent to the chantry for holy correction!

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:09

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Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1


That's from FATAL, isn't it? :?

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:09

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Lol

You've been playing too much Fable. Although, it does make one wonder, does Thedas have STDs? An interesting topic indeed.

Condoms in Thedas? Image IPB

Modifié par deuce985, 27 septembre 2012 - 04:11 .

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:10

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Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1

I hate to ask what this stat does.

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Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:15

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Mr Arg wrote...

Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

upgrade condom with Master Rune


Sandal's "special" rune...


Sandal: You like the shiney?

Me:      :?

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Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:18

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Lithuasil wrote...

Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1


That's from FATAL, isn't it? :?


No, the giveaway is that there is no anal circumference stat... Anyone who is lost/confused/shocked at this response, do not look up the game FATAL...

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:18

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deuce985 wrote...

Lol

You've been playing too much Fable. Although, it does make one wonder, does Thedas have STDs? An interesting topic indeed.

Condoms in Thedas? Image IPB


 

Yes.  Hence my Spirit Healers comment.

Modifié par silentassassin264, 27 septembre 2012 - 04:20 .

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Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:19

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Malanek999 wrote...

Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1

I hate to ask what this stat does.


You should be more worried about the ones that have 'Rapid Aim'.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:22

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Mr Arg wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1


That's from FATAL, isn't it? :?


No, the giveaway is that there is no anal circumference stat... Anyone who is lost/confused/shocked at this response, do not look up the game FATAL...


Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.


Goddammit.

#18
Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:26

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Lithuasil wrote...

Mr Arg wrote...

Lithuasil wrote...

Mr Arg wrote...

Enchanted Condom
Tier 8 Soft Dragontissue

Stats:
Security: 95%
Durability: 80
Armour Penetration: 5.2
Fatigue: 2%
Strength Modifier: 1.1


That's from FATAL, isn't it? :?


No, the giveaway is that there is no anal circumference stat... Anyone who is lost/confused/shocked at this response, do not look up the game FATAL...


Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.


Goddammit.


Reading the comedic reviews were bad enough. They tried to make fun of it, but the game is such an abomination it couldn't happen...

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:29

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now that STD's have been addressed, we also need birth control. hand out the pill, but it's not a pill, it's a magical snake egg that burns your ovaries when you eat it.

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Mr Arg
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:32

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Trista Faux Hawke wrote...

now that STD's have been addressed, we also need birth control. hand out the pill, but it's not a pill, it's a magical snake egg that burns your ovaries when you eat it.


Ah, "burned ovaries" is going to be the term for someone on the pill egg. Either way, Anders has a salve for it.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:37

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silentassassin264 wrote...

deuce985 wrote...

Lol

You've been playing too much Fable. Although, it does make one wonder, does Thedas have STDs? An interesting topic indeed.

Condoms in Thedas? Image IPB


 

Yes.  Hence my Spirit Healers comment.


Ha. I completely forgot about that conversation. Well, I guess that answers that. Now I'm wondering if Isabella spread her taint to me. Damnit.

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LolaLei
Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:42

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My Fable 3 character has 96 STD's and counting...

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:43

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There are no STD's in Fatal. Don't ask me how I know that.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:45

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Avejajed wrote...

There are no STD's in Fatal. Don't ask me how I know that.


On the contrary - I'm quite sure that you can contract STD's purely by reading the book.

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Posté 27 septembre 2012 - 04:47

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LolaLei wrote...

My Fable 3 character has 96 STD's and counting...


I'd say a very lewd word but Bioware might ban me. :devil:
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