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I once considered myself a thoughtful and attentive husband, a nurturing father, and an all around decent human being. Now, I feel as though I am close to losing not only my marriage, my family, and my job, but also myself. I have many a time obsessed over finding the ideal builds and characters in game to maximize fun, daydreamed about things I could do in game, nostalgically recalled the funny moments during the night when I play with friends, and recount funny posts I have read on the BSN to the point it has unwittingly affected things in my real life.
I used to be able to listen patiently and attentively as my wife told me about her day before we went to bed, sometimes for hours at a time. Even though I may have been tired, I knew it was important to her. But a couple of nights ago, not even 5 minutes into listening, I reflexively shouted out "Blinding wall of text! Tee Elle semicolon Dee Are lol"
When she angrily asked what my problem was and what the hell that meant, I shouted back, "Lawl Spam! Christina Aguilera reporting for spam!"
I slept on the couch that night and my neck was pretty nerfed the next morning.
My children have also suffered from the effects of ME3 MP. My 4 year old daughter and I had really been bonding lately. She would do really cute things just for Daddy, like waving g'bye and blowing kisses when I left for work in the morning or right as she was nodding off to sleep at night. So adorable! Now, she's terrified of me because I automatically headbutt after every wave, a tradition you are probably aware of ingame. Her nose will never be the same, and she was so beautiful before.
Yesterday evening, I caused several car accidents and I knocked down and broke our Portmeirion tableware because I decided to walk to Dominos and bring back the pizza backwards. Yes, we eat pizza on nice dishes. So what?
I used to be an avid ice skater at one point in my life, semi-pro. I could still manage a quadruple axle into a triple sow cow. However, as of late, I get stuck on the ice no matter how hard I try to move unless I throw a Shockwave and a Falcon Punch. I'm still banned from the local ice rink for knocking that old man down and kneeling over him while shouting "Stop Struggling!" Great. Now I'm a registered sex offender.
My wife was concerned the last few times I went jogging because I always come back with my clothes ripped, dirtied and torn. I have no recollection as to why it happened. I was so embarrassed when she followed me with a camcorder and showed me that I had accidentally taken cover by every newspaper stand, wall, lightpost, and fence I had ran by, a lot of which caught my clothes as I jumped over them and rolled around. I even kneeled by four fire hydrants for 10 seconds at a time throughout the entire route. I was horrified.
Finally, now my job is in danger. I have been getting numerous complaints at work because of my strong aroma. When people ask me what is going on, I apparently have verbally been imploring them to back off a bit, because I'm "spec'd for radius." It appears I haven't showered since I unlocked the Fury. I used to be almost compulsively clean.
Has ME3 MP nerfed anyone else's life like it has mine? Has anyone succeeded in finding a way to take back
Anyone mentioning BL2 please leave this thread immediately. I'm searching for real help that I'm actually interested in.
Thanks in advance for the help, All.
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