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[Happy Shepard]

I also try to do crazy biulds. Right now, i'm having fun with a doctor biuld that uses a chainsaw. It seem to scare people off, though.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Eriseley wrote...

Not all stories are negative. I've been made head of HR when I presented my idea that Promotions immediately reset employees to level 1.

So there is still hope.  Hope is around the corner.  Thank you for that.  Perhaps I will bring the skillset I have attained to another career.  Let me know if you are hiring.

[neteng101]

I think you should try football instead of figure skating... Krogan headbutting skills might be rather useful. Just don't let the ref catch you.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

neteng101 wrote...

I think you should try football instead of figure skating... Krogan headbutting skills might be rather useful. Just don't let the ref catch you.

I stuck with ice skating because I could do it solo.  When I tried football that one time, it... well, I had to flee the scene.  I came to out of a blacked out kind of a Rage mode and caught myself shouting, "HAHA THEY'RE DEAD!"

I am afraid I may never be able to Assume Direct Control over my life again.  This Hurts Me.

[Yoshiyuki Ly]

I'm happy I brought Christina Aguilera to BSN. You had me until the headbutting, lol.

[Killahead]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Killahead wrote...

Hahaha!

This is why I explicitly stated that I wasn't saying farewell in the thread I made earlier. As long as we can gather 'round the virtual campfire and listen to Jack Crapper telling stories about his dysfunctional life, I will still be around.

I won't even try to help keep the joke running, as I am still laughing really hard from this.

You are too kind.  Thank you for not leaving us, the continued support you give, and not treating this like a laughing matter, as many insensitive unaffected do.  I feel like I can make it through this with support from good friends like you.

Even if you can't recover from this Jack, I will be here. If turns out you will never be able to separate your life from the life you are leading in Mass Effect, we'll just have to make the best of it, won't we? I'll reassure your wife, telling her that if she could handle the situation like a Justicar and preferably even call her self a Justicar in your presence, then it'd be easier for the both of you. I will tell your daughter that she is the offspring of a Krogan now, and that she'd better learn how to headbutt back, and how it is most commonly used as a sign of deep affection after accomplishing something together. As for the whole ice skating thing, I suggest signing you up on a ice hockey team, where your falcon punches will be more appreciated. There's always a solution. Concerning your strange movement pattern: We live in the global risk society now, Jack, and soon everyone will be taking cover behind everything along their path. Consider yourself a pioneer.

And when you grow old and certain things do not function like they used to, one of my hands will be around your shoulder, the other holding a box of what I will jokingly call Biagra, and we will together reminiscence the time when you could carry an extra large pizza by going "rrrroooaaarr" and throwing a fierce backhand punch.

[DarkOrgasm]

If I see ants or spiders, I really see swarmers and do a Destroyer Stomp

When bluejays come screeching into my backyard I grab my bb gun and flip the safety off so I can rocket glitch them

I've been grabbed by so many banshees, that I go to the ER and complain about multiple belly buttons and isn't there anything you can do for me?

My doctor threatens to turn my family in to the authorities for physical abuse from all the bruising I have from Marauder Elbows, really Doc, its not my family!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Killahead wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Killahead wrote...

Hahaha!

This is why I explicitly stated that I wasn't saying farewell in the thread I made earlier. As long as we can gather 'round the virtual campfire and listen to Jack Crapper telling stories about his dysfunctional life, I will still be around.

I won't even try to help keep the joke running, as I am still laughing really hard from this.

You are too kind.  Thank you for not leaving us, the continued support you give, and not treating this like a laughing matter, as many insensitive unaffected do.  I feel like I can make it through this with support from good friends like you.

Even if you can't recover from this Jack, I will be here. If turns out you will never be able to separate your life from the life you are leading in Mass Effect, we'll just have to make the best of it, won't we? I'll reassure your wife, telling her that if she could handle the situation like a Justicar and preferably even call her self a Justicar in your presence, then it'd be easier for the both of you. I will tell your daughter that she is the offspring of a Krogan now, and that she'd better learn how to headbutt back, and how it is most commonly used as a sign of deep affection after accomplishing something together. As for the whole ice skating thing, I suggest signing you up on a ice hockey team, where your falcon punches will be more appreciated. There's always a solution. Concerning your strange movement pattern: We live in the global risk society now, Jack, and soon everyone will be taking cover behind everything along their path. Consider yourself a pioneer.

And when you grow old and certain things do not function like they used to, one of my hands will be around your shoulder, the other holding a box of what I will jokingly call Biagra, and we will together reminiscence the time when you could carry an extra large pizza by going "rrrroooaaarr" and throwing a fierce backhand punch.

My friend, you make even the darkest of shadows shine as bright as the most vibrant double rainbow.  Your words inspire great hope.  I just pray I have some strength left in me to not disappoint you.  I had never thought of seeking cooperation from my family like this, for the shame buried a deep, deep grave for my judgement. 

I will heed your advice and will no longer fear the general phases, or "Genephases" as I like to call them, of life again. 

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DarkOrgasm wrote...

If I see ants or spiders, I really see swarmers and do a Destroyer Stomp

When bluejays come screeching into my backyard I grab my bb gun and flip the safety off so I can rocket glitch them

I've been grabbed by so many banshees, that I go to the ER and complain about multiple belly buttons and isn't there anything you can do for me?

My doctor threatens to turn my family in to the authorities for physical abuse from all the bruising I have from Marauder Elbows, really Doc, its not my family!

The only thing that helped me in the same situation was moving to the beach.  No matter how often I was down, I realized I would recover immediately after each wave.  The closer you are to the ocean, the more easily and frequently you reach the waves.  It has even given me more endurance, and now I speed run down the strand.  11 miles in 13 minutes is my record so far. 

[DarkOrgasm]

Jack Crapper wrote...

DarkOrgasm wrote...

If I see ants or spiders, I really see swarmers and do a Destroyer Stomp

When bluejays come screeching into my backyard I grab my bb gun and flip the safety off so I can rocket glitch them

I've been grabbed by so many banshees, that I go to the ER and complain about multiple belly buttons and isn't there anything you can do for me?

My doctor threatens to turn my family in to the authorities for physical abuse from all the bruising I have from Marauder Elbows, really Doc, its not my family!

The only thing that helped me in the same situation was moving to the beach.  No matter how often I was down, I realized I would recover immediately after each wave.  The closer you are to the ocean, the more easily and frequently you reach the waves.  It has even given me more endurance, and now I speed run down the strand.  11 miles in 13 minutes is my record so far. 

Well, I'm be moving to the US VI soon, so that should help, Thanks Jack:wizard:

[DragonRacer]

All right, I never wanted to admit this, but I used to be a championship dodgeball player... until this game sucked me into its evil, evil ways.

Now? I can't dodge and roll away from the ball. And what's worse? Every time I get hit with it, I find myself locked in place, like I can't even move. It's so humiliating.

*sobs*

[Learn To Love Yourself]

DragonRacer wrote...

All right, I never wanted to admit this, but I used to be a championship dodgeball player... until this game sucked me into its evil, evil ways.

Now? I can't dodge and roll away from the ball. And what's worse? Every time I get hit with it, I find myself locked in place, like I can't even move. It's so humiliating.

*sobs*

*Hug*  You're not alone.  I'm finally understanding that I'm not either.
Even though you may have lost the ability to roll, I bet you are a pretty great dancer.  Maybe it's time to focus on our strengths, together.

[Teukki]

Sorry this happened to you too, Jack.

Unfortunately, you're not alone. Just a few minutes ago I went outside to have a smoke and to control some spawn areas, when I saw my neighbour leaving his yard in his Ford Escort. There was no one in the car with him, so naturally I ran to help him out. Turns out there was probably a glitch, because the Escort traveled so fast I couldn't reach the objective radius. It was gone in a matter of seconds.

Luckily, he came back, alive, in about 4 minutes. I immediately explained to him: "Sorry man, I swear there was no announcement of the objective or no timer or anything, and there was a speed glitch involved too, so I couldn't reach you! I took the time manually though, well under 5 minutes. Good job".

He proceeded to call the police. I think I can understand why. The police will probably get here soon, I just came by to check out the complaint guidelines from these forums - I mean I just checked out my account, I received no credits even though the objective was done in time.

Ok, there's the knock on the door. I'll probably just go instead of waiting them to vote-kick me. The police don't care if you're the host or not. Be safe people, you too Jack. Let's hope we can all find the balance between ME3 MP and normal, healthy life again. The balance changes haven't helped so far, but one can always hope.

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Teukki wrote...

Sorry this happened to you too, Jack.

Unfortunately, you're not alone. Just a few minutes ago I went outside to have a smoke and to control some spawn areas, when I saw my neighbour leaving his yard in his Ford Escort. There was no one in the car with him, so naturally I ran to help him out. Turns out there was probably a glitch, because the Escort traveled so fast I couldn't reach the objective radius. It was gone in a matter of seconds.

Luckily, he came back, alive, in about 4 minutes. I immediately explained to him: "Sorry man, I swear there was no announcement of the objective or no timer or anything, and there was a speed glitch involved too, so I couldn't reach you! I took the time manually though, well under 5 minutes. Good job".

He proceeded to call the police. I think I can understand why. The police will probably get here soon, I just came by to check out the complaint guidelines from these forums - I mean I just checked out my account, I received no credits even though the objective was done in time.

Ok, there's the knock on the door. I'll probably just go instead of waiting them to vote-kick me. The police don't care if you're the host or not. Be safe people, you too Jack. Let's hope we can all find the balance between ME3 MP and normal, healthy life again. The balance changes haven't helped so far, but one can always hope.

I can only hope to have a teamplayer like you in my lobby in the future sometime.  I hope your neighbor appreciates what a great squadmate you are, and I hope you get your credits.  It's a team based life.  I don't know why he went all Rambo.

[Zero132132]

First paragraph, I was gearing up to be all, "How DARE you make me sad, you bastard!"

Then I lol'd.

How DARE you make me lol, you bastard!

[Learn To Love Yourself]

Zero132132 wrote...

First paragraph, I was gearing up to be all, "How DARE you make me sad, you bastard!"

Then I lol'd.

How DARE you make me lol, you bastard!

I'm already insecure enough as it is.  Please don't laugh at me for reaching out to people.  I really thought you were different, Zero.

I understand.  I've been there before.  Now, I realize that no one gets left behind during extraction.  The empty seat on the way back creates an empty heart.  I'll be there as a Support Character to Assist everyone I can.

[neverhadspam]

I'm surprisingly handling everything pretty well. I still have a social life, go to work and just met an awesome woman. I only play during nights eventually catching some games but I'm still going for that maxed manifest.

[Shrakelle]

I am currently in the process of converting my all of the social, recreational, romantic and financial aspects of my life to revolve around ME3 MP.

[Drummernate]

Jack Crapper wrote...

Anyone mentioning BL2 please leave this thread immediately.  I'm searching for real help that I'm actually interested in.

Thanks in advance for the help, All.

You see...

There is this reallly awesome game called Borderlands 1...

[Rudest]

Full recovery from the Kishok to the knee! I had to use all my medigel and ops packs, but at least I won't need a prosthesis. I do however have some shocking and terrible news.

I think my neighbor might be part of an undercover Cerberus cell. As I left my apartment to go pick up some soda, she vacuum grabbed me ---- much like a phantom would, which is the core of my suspicion --- yet instead of impaling me with a katana she proceeded to employ a much more destitute soul siphoning weapon; she ranted endlessly about her life, the neighbors lives, and before I knew she had stolen 15 minutes of my life. 15. 15 that I could have been using to play ME3. This new Cerberus weapon is....

Diabolical.

[Eckswhyzed]

Drummernate wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Anyone mentioning BL2 please leave this thread immediately.  I'm searching for real help that I'm actually interested in.

Thanks in advance for the help, All.

You see...

There is this reallly awesome game called Borderlands 1...

I hate to break it to you, but you're actually on the Bioware Social Network, in the Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer forums.

Here's a link to the Gearbox forums.

Have fun, no matter what game you're playing!

[Drummernate]

Eckswhyzed wrote...

Drummernate wrote...

Jack Crapper wrote...

Anyone mentioning BL2 please leave this thread immediately.  I'm searching for real help that I'm actually interested in.

Thanks in advance for the help, All.

You see...

There is this reallly awesome game called Borderlands 1...

I hate to break it to you, but you're actually on the Bioware Social Network, in the Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer forums.

Here's a link to the Gearbox forums.

Have fun, no matter what game you're playing!

Yuck, yuck, ewww.

I hate that forum.

Makes my eyes hurt.

Poor web design is evident.

At least this one has a good background.

[N1GHTHeR0]

I love threads like these on BSN.

[Icinix]

I did well to not laugh out loud until I got to the stopping to take cover behind everything then I lost it.

Fine thread.

[TouchedByYou]

The hilarity that this post ensues is amazing.