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[Lady Galaga]

FROM: Cerberus Senior Management
TO: All Cerberus Staff; All Recruitment Staff; All Cell Supervisors; All Squad Centurions
CC: Illusive Man

Laziness, partying, and drunkeness is on the rise. Reports and photos are crossing our desks daily. What we're seeing puts Alliance grunts to shame.




Pathetic:



Too hungover to carry his pack:



Too drunk to see the terminal:



Embarrassing:





Equipment is being misplaced and squandered:





We are told "Don't Stop Believing" is frequently the final song performed during karaoke night. On a related note: our troops have been spending downtime playing karaoke:




Reports of drunken shadowpuppetry:




Can I offer you some bread:




Failed drunken Pete Townshend impression:




Apparently they are passing out rigidly and with cigarettes in hand:



Yeah OK, ED-209



Atlas operators have been stuffing a green, leafy substance into the internal environmental air intakes. Also, they have been flying:




Dragoon units have been reporting to duty too intoxicated to maneuver with their armor:

Modifié par Lady Galaga, 18 octobre 2012 - 07:32 .

[Kristen Schanche]

This is my favorite thread.

[Jos Hendriks]

Look, sometimes, with their awareness that they might run into Shepard or a crew of N7s they have to face facts and live every day like it's their last. So they party down. And then you get situations like that. A little hangover never killed anyo... oh.