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#551
Seraphiene

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Ah yes, Engineers  :D: "Just chillin, man!" 

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yup, dagger is the best place to catch some sun... but usually not during a sandstorm while wearing a fully body suit...

 

 

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^ Tanning under the sun is so last century.



#554
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^ Tanning under the sun is so last century.

Tanning under Earth sun is last century. Tanning under Ontarom sun is the new fashion!


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#555
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This thread is gold ! :lol:



#556
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A caption this pic with some of these would be interesting. 


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#557
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Screw the Cerberus Atlas!

 

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#558
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Tanning under Earth sun is last century. Tanning under Ontarom sun is the new fashion!

lets go sunning



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How about tanning under the Haestrom sun?



#560
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That atlas would give me nightmares..... But, it's missing a harpoon to reel people in for sync kills.
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Drunk Phantom who can't aim and her colleague sleeping at work :

 


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How about tanning under the Haestrom sun?

Best place to have a BBQ.



#563
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Only comment from the agent, who brought this evidence for Cerberus' newest Hidding Tactics, was : "Humans are strange..."

 

 

 

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#564
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Yesterday I had a wonderful Drellgasm. I´m sure the whole galaxy is still shaking a bit.
 
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I think my eyes are seeing things.
The biotic aura is moving...
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torabashiri

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Drunken Cerbs, table dancing Banshees . . . the galaxy is coming apart.



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how so..??



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Feel free to caption this:

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Batarians like them some tentacle porn. 


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This Cerberus trooper doesn't care.

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"Look at all the grenades I give"

 

An intoxicated Ceberus Engineer thinks it's funny to mock an armed Volus.

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"Hahaha, it's... a Volus... hahagrugeurghgh"

 

An experimental program has manufactured Atlas mechs with an inbuilt mass effect field, to elevate their position on the battlefield.

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"Take cover from this!"

 

This Collector trooper clearly tried to roll off the ladder, but got caught in the rungs.

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"Bzzchitterbzz"


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Only comment from the agent, who brought this evidence for Cerberus' newest Hidding Tactics, was : "Humans are strange..."

 

 

 

 

 

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Krogan - when will someone tell them already that "mailslotting" DOESN'T mean ramming heads through narrow slots!


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Batarians like them some tentacle porn. 


Looks like she yielded :lol:

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I don't have a picture, but I was playing a game with Xain the other day, and Cerberus just completely didn't show up for Wave 7. It was like New Years Day where the whole office calls in to work sick. Not a single Cerberus to be found. So lazy. 



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I don't have a picture, but I was playing a game with Xain the other day, and Cerberus just completely didn't show up for Wave 7. It was like New Years Day where the whole office calls in to work sick. Not a single Cerberus to be found. So lazy. 

So you were obliged to quit the game or change the host ?



#573
q5tyhj

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So you were obliged to quit the game or change the host ?

Yeah we had to quit. It was like how the objective or enemies will take a while to load if the host is lagging or dealing with mem leak, only we waited like 5 minutes and they just never loaded at all. So lazy. 



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frabz-Highest-cause-of-Death-against-Cer

 

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I don't have a picture, but I was playing a game with Xain the other day, and Cerberus just completely didn't show up for Wave 7. It was like New Years Day where the whole office calls in to work sick. Not a single Cerberus to be found. So lazy. 

 


I've had that a while back on wave 8 of a Ghost/Reaper pug. Wave 8 starts and everything fails to show up. Eventually everyone left besides me and the host, I had to message him and ask him to leave. After host migration it loaded in fine and I finished the game with 3 brand new pugs.

 

That was Xbox as well, so you can't even blame it on PS3.