Not Cerberus but I could not stop laughing at the stupid Geth:
CERBERUS IS LAZY
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, sept. 28 2012 03:28
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#577
Posté 20 août 2014 - 06:04
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That **** needs a missile put right up in the center of it for justice.
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#578
Posté 20 août 2014 - 06:41
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That **** needs a missile put right up in the center of it for justice.
And justice was indeed served.
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Posté 20 août 2014 - 09:38
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That **** needs a missile put right up in the center of it for justice.
This. Seeing them all grouped up like that makes me want to missile them soooo badly. It's like when you see a sh*t-load of ants huddling together on the sidewalk and all that comes to mind is a flamethrower burning them to hell....don't you dare judge me 
#580
Posté 20 août 2014 - 09:47
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The robots are much dumber than the bugs when it comes to decoys.
#581
Posté 21 août 2014 - 08:34
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Not Cerberus but I could not stop laughing at the stupid Geth:
Classic cultural misunderstandings at the "Geth Mardi Gras Parade" (That Prime is clearly waving cheerfully at the audience - the others are clapping their hands)
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#582
Posté 23 août 2014 - 02:15
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TIM should be ashame that his soldiers are so lazy ! <.<
#583
Posté 30 août 2014 - 05:17
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So lazy they can't even bother dropping all the way to the floor.
This phantom just wants to help out I guess.
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#584
Posté 02 septembre 2014 - 08:25
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No time for fighting. Workout has priority.
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Posté 02 septembre 2014 - 08:57
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This one was lazy....not by choice. I put on him on a timeout after annoying me while I was hacking devices.
Edit: The one on the floor was being extra-feisty so I back-handed him. His "timeout" might last a few days...
#586
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 07:50
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Cerberus is lazy in general but engineers are not. I´m counting how many push-ups this elite unit can do in 2 minutes.
#587
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 08:31
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Not Cerberus or from ME3 but I just wanted to share this hilariously cool physics glitch:
#588
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 08:35
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Not Cerberus or from ME3 but I just wanted to share this hilariously cool physics glitch:
Aww, no regular robe? And is that one of those enemy captains that like to block every single attack you land on them but kicking them in the baby maker incapacitates them?
#589
Posté 03 septembre 2014 - 08:55
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Aww, no regular robe? And is that one of those enemy captains that like to block every single attack you land on them but kicking them in the baby maker incapacitates them?
I prefer the regular assassin robes myself but this ancient Mayan outfit deflects all metallic projectiles (bullets), makes the combat more fun and less annoying.
#590
Posté 04 septembre 2014 - 08:06
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Not Cerberus or from ME3 but I just wanted to share this hilariously cool physics glitch:
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Whoa! Weakspot right in your face. Set free the dogs!
#591
Posté 04 septembre 2014 - 05:41
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Dear TIM,
just to your information: Our troops are getting lazy.
This one took a nap while he was on Guard Duty.
Not even direct orders could bring him back to work. And than his shift was over he told something about he lost his weapon but instead of looking for it he take a nap!
Sadly this is not an isolated incident. It is just the worst one I know of...
I have doughts that this kind of Guards would have any chance if one of these new N7-SpecOps-Groups attacks.
If Cerberus' plans for Humanity should ever work, you should do something to improve our troops.
Yours sincerely
Johnny
Adept of the exprimental Biotic-CQC-Squad, Codename: Phoenix
Notes by TIM:
- Request rejected
- Johnnys last know letter before his assumed defection
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#592
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 05:46
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A trooper showing me around his 'lower lab'.
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#593
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 07:33
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A trooper showing me around his 'lower lab'.
"Lower Lab"? That the name now for the place for the bowel discharge thing? He doesn't even bother to sit on the appropriate furniture!
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#594
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 10:13
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A trooper showing me around her 'lower lab'.
FTFY.
Also, pretty sure the terms are inner and outer. Whatever floats your boat canoe, though.
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#595
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 10:48
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↑ look at the top left corner of my picture ↑
#597
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 11:33
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Oh I get it now. Thanks Superman!
#598
Posté 05 septembre 2014 - 11:48
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A trooper showing me around his 'lower lab'.
Also: Where are you aiming at?
#599
Posté 06 septembre 2014 - 02:44
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The lower reaches, near the bottom.
#600
Posté 06 septembre 2014 - 02:49
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The lower reaches, near the bottom.
He meant, where on the body? 
