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[DonMarfil]

No, I do not want to know what the Phantom tried to do:

 

 

At least, she will never suffer from headaches again...

 

And she had headaches before, believe me. I told her to go home a few seconds before. She didn't get that far, though.

 

[Amaeth]

Honestly, these Cerberus are honorable, soil of the earth folks and do not deserve all this slander.

I have seen my share of lazy Geth, Collectors, and Reapers. Where are their threads I ask you?

 

Just look at this handicapped Cerberus Centurion doing his best to keep us entertained.

 

[Excella Gionne]

I never knew Guardians looked so grumpy... 

 

[Balbock]

And she had headaches before, believe me. I told her to go home a few seconds before. She didn't get that far, though.

[...]

 

 

I have no idea what the Phantoms like to do in that Building...

 

 

and somehow I don't want to know more about that... This was already to much information.

 

I think I will stay away from that building for the future (than fighting cerberus)...

[Deathangel008]

and some geth:

[crashsuit]

Jeez dude, can't you even read?

 

 

Edit: Extra comedy because I'm taking screencaps while the rest of the team goes down. I did go revive them right after this, though.

[BrownGargantuan]

Only comment from the agent, who brought this evidence for Cerberus' newest Hidding Tactics, was : "Humans are strange..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the standard ostrich technique.  Taught early on in Cerberus bootcamp, it's usually used to weed out those recruits too stupid to be useful.

[JRandall0308]

Edit: Extra comedy because I'm taking screencaps while the rest of the team goes down. I did go revive them right after this, though.

 

I like how the cross-sign and arrow pointing towards your downed allies is also pointing directly at the killfeed list of downed allies.

[crashsuit]

This Atlas kept trying to get a free piggy-back ride.

 

[Amaeth]

This Atlas kept trying to get a free piggy-back ride.

 

Don't make fun of the poor guy. He was just practicing tap dancing!

[Amaeth]

Here we can see a modern retelling of the classic Romeo and Juliet scene from Shakespeare performed by the Cerberus Royal Academy of  Theatre.

 

 

[Catastrophy]

Here we can see a modern retelling of the classic Romeo and Juliet scene from Shakespeare performed by the Cerberus Royal Academy of  Theatre.

 

 

Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs

[7twozero]

Look at this Cerberus bastard, too lazy to obey gravity I guess.

 

[Catastrophy]

Look at this Cerberus bastard, too lazy to obey gravity I guess.

 

I imagine trooper is listening to that Peer Gynt theme, high on red sand, watching the swirling sky before finally collapsing into lazy slumber.

[crashsuit]

It's not Cerberus but I feel like this belongs here.

 

[FasterThanFTL]

Look at this Cerberus bastard, too lazy to obey gravity I guess.

 

 

For those wondering what the hell? Lifting Shockwave.

[Catastrophy]

For those wondering what the hell? Lifting Shockwave.

And just like that, the magic is gone.

[7twozero]

For those wondering what the hell? Lifting Shockwave.

 

Actually I think it was pull plus low gravity mod.  

         

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                 

                                                                                                                                                                                         

ya bastard                                                                                                                                

[Antsu39]

Dragoon having gas problems. My suit!

 

[iOnlySignIn]

This Atlas kept trying to get a free piggy-back ride.

 

 

That looks like a rather innovative sky car commercial.

[iOnlySignIn]

Dragoon having gas problems. My suit!

 

 

This is why Project Phoenix was a failure.

[FasterThanFTL]

Crime Scene of Phantom Murder:

 

 

Guardian is still alive, I don't think so:

 

[prinsesbubblegum]

Cerberus cheerleaders performing the pyramid stunt...

 

[ColonelKungPao]

Ever since this thread I can't play against Cerberus with a straight face.