The Illusive Man is definitely teaching his soldiers some interesting things.
CERBERUS IS LAZY
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#655
Posté 21 janvier 2015 - 10:21
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Special anouncement to every front unit:
Today a brave soldier took this picture in the heat of a battle on Firebase Condor.
Our technical analysts think it could either be a new Double-Atlas or Cerberus build a antigrav version of the Atlas.
Sadly the unit or units in the picture got destroyed with nothing left for further analyses.
We want everyone to be carefull and keep their eyes open for more evidence about this unit or these units.
The Guy who never gets an aerial bombardment in time...
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#656
Posté 21 janvier 2015 - 10:37
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*snip*
a different view on the same scene, taken from a safer position:
some lazy combat engineers:
aaaand another lazy geth:
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#657
Posté 22 janvier 2015 - 01:39
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Breakdancing Nemesis at around the 2:00 mark:
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#660
Posté 09 février 2015 - 09:03
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Special anouncement to every front unit:
Today a brave soldier took this picture in the heat of a battle on Firebase Condor.
Our technical analysts think it could either be a new Double-Atlas or Cerberus build a antigrav version of the Atlas.
Sadly the unit or units in the picture got destroyed with nothing left for further analyses.
We want everyone to be carefull and keep their eyes open for more evidence about this unit or these units.
The Guy who never gets an aerial bombardment in time...
Where's the GigaVorcha when you need it...
#661
Posté 09 février 2015 - 09:11
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Where's the GigaVorcha when you need it...
They need Voluszilla to check fire and be careful!
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#662
Posté 14 février 2015 - 05:53
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According to newest frontline data available to us Cerberus evolved its standard ostrich technique further:
We don't think that the claims, about throwing the trooper there by a melee charge from our Krogan agent, are true.
Please, can someone send this angry Krogan on a new mission? ASAP!
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#664
Posté 20 février 2015 - 11:45
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I don't know, what the phantoms are doing in this room on ghost, but it's definitely a bad place for them to be
#665
Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:40
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The Illusive Man is definitely teaching his soldiers some interesting things.
Conscripted by Cerberus, Randy dreamed of one day returning to the rodeo circuit....
So tragic. 
#667
Posté 25 février 2015 - 10:41
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"where is this atlas standing...?"
"ah, in the air, of course. i should have known."
not cerberus but lazy as f*ck:
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#668
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 11:34
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"ReaperPossession.exe has encountered a serious error and needs to close."
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#670
Posté 05 mars 2015 - 03:35
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Posté 06 mars 2015 - 12:51
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Is that Geth throwing a tantrum?
"But I don't wanna fire one rocket! I wanna fire 3!!!"
#673
Posté 18 mars 2015 - 12:09
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Our secret informers found final proof of Gurdian no. 458 abandoning his post during the "Glacier" mission and dozing off after a few drinks at Rio. Such behaviour shall not be tolerated. Reported!
Further proof: Guardian 458 was accompanied by Engineer no.1820 and Trooper no.15875.
These photos are a part of the Alliance mission reports and bring shame upon our organisation! Phantom no.478 and Phantom no.5684 shall be suspended immediately.
Maitainance note: Demand more Phantom units from the Illusive Man...
Holding the line, Cerberus style. "You shall not destroy our turret!!!"
Maitainance note no.2: Demand more Engineer units from the Illusive man...
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#674
Posté 21 mars 2015 - 05:51
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A lazy Phantom not getting that she was Cerberus' last hope:
